Sorry this took so long, oh and that little part of "I'll never break your heart" and "The heat." is not owned by me, but the backstreet boys and Toni Braxton.
Anyway, me scare Anti Cupid was about a million to one. And that day was probably that one. When I had realized what I'd done, I tried to apologize to Anti Cupid.
"Sorry, really, I didn't mean-" I began, but Anti Cupid fled before I could say anymore.
"Nevermind!" I called out. "Now where is Anti Wanda? I'll deal with Anti Binky later."
It was then that I realized that she had been sitting by me before Anti Cupid shot that arrow. Then my eyes went wide with fear. And I dashed off.
To all you readers out there that should give a hint of what's going to happened next.
"Anti Jimmy, what happened to Anti Wanda?" I said running up to him.
"I dunno. The last time I saw her she was sitting next to you." he said.
"Not helping, anyway, where'd your girlfriend and Anti Richard go off to?" I asked.
"Uh, they're in Mrs. Anti Gary's social studies class." said Anti Jimmy. "But I thought you were looking for Anti Wanda."
"I am because wherever Anti Flora and Anti Richard , Anti Wanda probably is with them." I explained.
"Huh?" asked Anti Jimmy.
But before I could say it again, I took off. Heading toward the classroom, I tripped over someone's foot.
"My,my you keep falling for that trick, don't you?" said a nasty voice behind me.
"Actually, Anti Binky, I only felt for that trick 2 times now." I said, dusting myself off.
Anti Binky grabbed my shirt. "Don't get all high and mighty with your.. your..."
"Superior intellect." I finished.
"See there you go again with, doh nevermind!" shouted Anti Binky at me.
"What did you do with Anti Wanda?" I demanded.
"You're still in love with her? I thought Anti Cupid got rid of that." said Anti Binky.
"I overpowered Anti Cupid, now what did you do with Anti Wanda?!" I said.
"Anti Binky doesn't tell you, does he?" asked Anti Maldovia.
"Well, he did tell me." said Anti Cosmo.
"But then what happened to Mom?" asked Anti Maldovia.
"Well..." began Anti Cosmo, but Anti Wanda cut in.
"Honey I, wanna tell this part of tha story, please?"
"Fine." said Anti Cosmo.
Anyway, like mah honey said, Anti Binky confessed. As for meh, I was sittin in the desk next to that young fella, Anti Richard.
"Do you know that Anti Cosmo's still into you?" asked Anti Richard.
"Aw, please, he ain't inta meh and I certainly ain't inta him." I said.
"Just you wait, he'll come bursting into this room and tell you how much he loves you." said Anti Richard.
"Yeah right." I said, rollin' my eyes. I no longer had the same love I had for him earlier that day.
"Anti Cosmo may be an uptight British jerk at some point of time, but he still is a great boyfriend, why don't you leave Anti Juandissimo and go back with him? Just think about how happy you'll be with him. No cheating, no dissing..."
"HE JUST DID NOT TOO LONG AGO!" I screamed, causin' that Anti Richard to back away alittle.
" That wasn't him, it was all some kind of scheme..." said Anti Richard.
"I don't care, I ain't goin' back with him." I said.
Almost like it was meant ta be, he came in durin' the class.
"Anti Wanda, I love you, do you love me?!" he asked.
"Anti Cosmo, how dare you, I'm about to pass out the tests!" said Mrs. Anti Rather.
"I'm so sorry Mrs. Anti Rather, this will take a minute. said Anti Cosmo.
"Whew, tha' was hard, Anti Cozzy, can you tell the rest?" asked Anti Wanda.
"Of course dear." said Anti Cosmo.
Several people began chattering about this sudden interruption.
"Anti Cosmo's in love!" choursed some of the Anti people.
"How is that possible?" asked another.
"He loves the girl? I thought he loved Clairesse." said Anti Carl.
"He broke up with her, I wouldn't blame him either, she was like ew." said Anti John, that one man who was beaten senseless by Anti Flora for breaking up with Clairesse.
"If he broke up, why isn't he even more black and blue than he is now?" asked Anti Henry.
"Didn't you hear? Anti Flora's no longer with Clairesse." said a few.
"ENOUGH! This isn't a soap oprea, this is a classroom." said Mrs. Anti Rather.
"Mrs. Anti Rather would you please give me a moment, just a moment it won't take very long." I said.
"I suppose." said Mrs. Anti Rather
"Anti Wanda, I love you, I truely and honestly do." I said. "Even Anti Cupid's hate arrows cannot possibly penetrate the feelings you have for me."
"I don't love ya, I never did, that kiss I gave you was an act of stupidity, I'll always regret it!" said Anti Wanda as she stormed out of the room.
"Anti Wanda, wait!" I cried out as I also went out of the room.
Mrs. Anti Rather wiped a tear from her eye. "That... was beautiful."
"Anti Wanda, please..." I said, but laughter stopped me.
It belonged to Anti Binky.
I growled.
"Anti Cosmo, you may be an evil genuis, but you don't seem to get it when Anti Wanda is threw with you." said Anti Binky.
This time nothing would hold me back, I zoomed over to him and grabbed him by the shirt.
"Now, now Anti Cosmo, that would be un-gentleman like, that would." said Anti Binky, with a hint of nervousness and fear in his voice.
"I don't bloody care at all right now." I growled and twisted my hand into a fist.
"Whoa, whoa wait a minute, you can't punch me, you're too soft!" said Anti Binky.
My face softened and I released my grip on him and turned away.
Anti Binky started to laugh. Without a warning to Anti Binky, I whipped around and punched him directly in the face. The blow was so powerful it caused Anti Binky's entire face to go back in his head. I stared at him and at my fist in shock, I had just punched the badest bully of the school. Then I regained my calm and strightened my jacket out. "Well Anti Binky, it seems that your torturing in this school has come to an end." I turned my back to him. "Oh, and by the way, you may want to run as fast as you can." I snapped my fingers. Anti Flora appeared before me. "Finish him." I said to her.
"Aye, aye sir!" said Anti Flora as she perpared her first punch.
I kept walking and chuckled at the thought of the pain and suffering Anti Binky must be enduring.
"Now to take care of Anti Juandissimo." I said.
Anti Juandissimo was making his way into the dark classroom. That's when he saw a pair of red eyes staring back him. The red ones turned into green ones as soon as Anti Juandissimo's eyes adjusted to the light.
"Hello, my dear Anti Juandissimo." I said to him.
"What..." but that was he said before I grabbed him.
A few minutes later, Anti Juandissimo was tied up. I stared down at him, grinning evilly. He was saying something.
"What's that? Let you go, so you can get to Anti Wanda? Well it's not my fault that you are such a sucker for for the trap I so cleverly planned in just a minute." I snickered. "Well this is where I leave you." I said as I closed the door behind me.
And now for Clairesse.
"Clairesse, you are such a hot little thing." said Clairesse, admiring herself in the mirror.
The mirror broke as soon as she'd said it. But it wasn't because of her face, (Anti Maldovia giggles.) it was because I appeared. Clairesse looked at me frightened.
"It's over again. And don't think about trying to get with me again, or I will sic Anti Flora on you, and enjoy watching." I snarled.
Later that day, Anti Wanda recieved a mysterious note. It read:
Dearest Anti Wanda, meet me at my house as soon as you're done reading this letter.
We have lots to discuss.
Love,
Your not so secret admirer.
"Now who in tarnation would write me such a thang like this?" asked Anti Wanda. She read, re read the letter over and over again but hadn't the faintist idea who it could be from. Then she noticed a trail of sandwhiches on the ground. "Sandwhiches!" she exclaimed and munched on the sandwhiches Anti Jimmy and Richard put out. She kept on munching until the sandwhiches lead her to my house. She knocked on the door. The door slammed opened, but nobody was there. "Hellooo, whoever ya are, I got ya note and your 130 types of sandwhiches." said Anti Wanda.
"Hello Anti Wanda, so nice to see you again." I said.
She looked at me. "Oh no not you again! I'm gettin out of here!" she yelled and made her way toward the door, but the door slammed shut and she couldn't get it open. "Let me out, let me out, some guy at school is holding me against me will!" she screamed.
"Calm down Anti Wanda, I just want to talk to you." I said.
"I don't want to talk!" yelled Anti Wanda.
"How about another sandwhich?" I said, taking one out of my pocket.
Anti Wanda, who couldn't resist, took it from my hand. "Al wight, wut wake wit wuik." she said,as she stuffed the sandwhich in her mouth.
I took a deep breath before continuing. "Anti Wanda, as I said before, I am truely in love with you, no matter how imbecilic you can be."
Anti Wanda eyes shone brightly, like she's been waiting for someone to say that.
"You...you really mean that?" she asked, as she sallowed the last bit of food.
"Of course I do, I..." I began but then was halted by a sudden burst of music.
I'll never break your heart, I'll never make you cry,
I'd rather die than live without you,
I'll give you all the me, honey that's no lie...
I looked at Anti Jimmy and Anti Richard,who were standing on the stairs.
"Sorry just a little music to set the mood, we'll turn it off." said Anti Jimmy.
Can you feel the heat? The heat.
The heat just movin' through your body
Tempeter is rising,
Can you feel the heat, the heat?...
I glared at the two boys. They chuckled and turned it off.
"Well, we'll be going now." said Anti Jimmy.
"Hit her with best shot." said Anti Richard.
They closed the door behind them. I turned back to Anti Wanda. "As I was saying, of course I do."
"I love you too, Anti Cosmo." said Anti Wanda.
We made way to my room and shut the door behind us, it was going to be a long night.
"So, you did IT?" asked Anti Maldovia eagerly, and knew perfectly well what her dad was talking about.
Anti Cosmo smiled. "You sound just like my friends when they asked the same question."
"Did you do it?" asked Anti Jimmy, Flora, and Richard.
"Yes." I said.
They all grinned. "Well, now that the love crisis is over, we can get back to our lives again." said Anti Richard.
"Way ahead of you, and with graduation headed our way, this could be the greatest year of our lives yet." said Anti Jimmy.
Chapter 18 is coming, just make sure you review.
