A/N: I think it's about time for another one of these. My comments are in bold.


-You have dreams about The Icemark, featuring yourself as one of the characters. (I've never been one of the characters, but yes I have had dreams about Icemark. They were craaazyyy.)

-You try and release the snow leaopards and wolves from their zoo exhibits, shouting 'I call upon you my Allies!'

-You help Boomerang Fish think of ideas for this Fanfic thing. (Thank you!) - LostInTheDarkVoid

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- When you do an essay on the history of vampires (according to the Icemark series), and the teacher fails you, you accuse him of being a Polypontian soldier, while yelling the Icemark war cry.

- Later, the principal is interviewing you on why you attacked your teacher with a meter stick

- When you answer; the principal gives you a 'WTF is wrong with you' look.

- Whenever you see a tall, red haired girl, you walk up to her and ask her what her name is. When she answers, you yell to your also obsessed friends and say "sorry, guys, it's not her!" –midnight101 (anonymous)

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-When you watch "enter the dragon", you look at the villain and say, "I didn't know Bellorum was Asian..." or scream "OMG! BELLORUM! BELLORUM! GO BRUCE/THIRRIN!"

-You and five friends plan to bring a collection of throwing axes to the theater when the movie comes out, and lob them at the head of any villain who comes on screen.

-You also hunt down the actors who played the villains, and in broad daylight, scream, "The enemy is upon us! They burn are homes and enslave our children! BLOOD, BLAST, AND FIRE!" and then crown yourself the newest hatchet murderer.

-When you saw the LBOTI on a shelf, and didn't even realize that there was a third book, you immediately scream REALLY highly.(TRUE)

-You then grab the book, and run screaming to your older brother, who doesn't even like Icemark. (TRUE)

-Unfortunately, he wasn't in the store, and you end up getting tackled by security guys for theft. (PAINFULLY TRUE)

-you then go back, buy the book, and assault your brother with it because you just remembered he's an inferior being for not liking Icemark. (TRUE) –alex the awesome (anonymous)

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-You and your friend (who's also Icemark crazy) can talk about the Icemark Chronicles nonstop. For days (or weeks) at a time. (Mhm. This applies to me.)

-There's a random red-headed kid in your P.E. class, and when he twists his ankle and starts limping, you think "OMG! It's Sharley!"

-You totally called the major problem in LBOTI before you even read the excerpt.

-You start to think that your P.E. teacher is possessed by Bellorum.

-You start making up random fanfics in your head about what would happen if characters in the Icemark Chronicles met characters from other books, or worse, television. (I started doing this with NCIS. Trust me on this, Gibbs + Bellorum = Epic fail. He and Oskan get along pretty well.) (I just started watching NCIS over the summer. Ziva is awesome.) -BraveMustang

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When your brother annoys you, you call him a Polypontian twit and when he STILL annoys you chase him round the house shouting "OUT out out OUT out out OUT" and "BLOOD BLAST AND FIRE! BLOOD BLAST AND FIRE!" –weatherwitch.X.x.X.

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-You start planning your Halloween costume for next year as either Thirrin or Bellorum.

-You drag one of your friends (who has never even HEARD of COtI) into the costume planning.

-You start planning this a week before this Halloween. (Wow I haven't updated in a while *headdesk*) – Sing a Song 119

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- When and if you have kids, you WILL name them Thirrin, or Oskan, or Cressida...

- If you see an emo / goth, you shout "MEDEA HAS RETURNED!" And start attacking her.

- The pages where Oskan died in your Icemark books are all wet from tears.

- You suddenly have a grudge against 'Buffy the vampire slayer.'

- You consider naming your Cat Primplepuss.

- When you discovered there was a movie, you were silent for 2 days smiling like crazy...

- You shout sayings from the book in real life. (Yes, I do this.)

- Whenever you see an Oak or Holly tree, you decide to run home and fetch a few barrels of Mead to please them... –AshleyInBrawl

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-You actually HAVE MEAD for just that purpose.

-You have written enough Icemark fanfictions that stuff like the names no longer comes up for spell check. (Yes.)

-While carrying a really large cat, you think to yourself "Hey, this is sort of like Primplepuss."

-When hearing a song that reminded you of Oskan during study hall, you nearly cried. And didn't care that it was study hall and you were supposed to be quiet.

-You wonder what would happen if Dr. McNinja and the Icemark characters met. (I believe Bellorum's head would explode because VELOCIRAPTORS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EXTINCT)

Boomerang Fish


A/N: I wonder if I should do one of these things for Hunger Games, because I believe I've been exhibiting some symptoms for that.

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