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OMG! 6 reveiws?! You love! YAY! . Here's your replies! And it's my b-day peoples! Sorry for the late update! i have to stay at my friend's place and she doesn't have a computer OR the internet!

Jayrin Paige- Aww! cute Tamaki!
Wait. I'm confused. First theres a car crash? Then theres.. a mini Tamaki?! HUH!?
Happy early birthday D

ChibiTamaki: A-ri-ga-to! You're so nice! &hugs Jayrin&

Me: Giggles. Yes, it's confusing ne? I'm listening to Lemon Demon- Bad Idea! Yay!

ChibiTamaki: &blinks& Car crash? What car crash

Me: Erm... '. Nothin'...

ChibiTamaki:... Kay!

The Obsidian Angel- LOL Harry Potter?!
Ok.. ok... So... Why did they have to attach him to someone? Couldn't they just... not? It'll be easy to kill hum either way. XD
Ah... Is this grandma's master plan to get Kyouya arrested on pedophile charges? XD
But why would she want Kyouya arrested?
Either way it would be funny.
Update Soon XD Sorry for all the questions.

Me: Yep! Harry Potter! Just to let you know, I like DracoxHarryxDraco! hint hint &winks&

Kyouya: She means she wants a birthday fic

Me: Urasai! Anyway! The reason is that, that's what they usually do in de-aged fics with Harry Potter! So... yeah! Plus, it was a mistake to have Tamaki bonded with Kyouya! Yeah! Erm... no... and who said it was the grandma?! . . Anyway... Yeah!

Kyouya: Baka...

Me: You sound like my BFF!

hippegal- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, in seven days, i likes this chapter a lot. it is has so much potential. keep writing please, this is such a great story.

Me:Thanks! Yay!

Honey: wow! Two people wished you Happy Birthday! Yatta!

Me: Yep! I'm so happy! &eyes water&

kamiam714- YES! My dream of Tama-chan being a baby that has been on for the last 10 seconds has come true! YAH! WOOT!! Wee...now i am bored...SO MAKE MORE AS SOON AS YOU CAN!!

Me: Heehee! You're funny... And cute! &hugs, baby talk& ... And NOW I'm bored... Yay! FOP!

Mori:... .

Me: Quiet you!

primaaryet- poor kyouya, how long can you take tamaki cuteness!
and losing your power such a snap like that - wah! you have to prevail.
-it means that it is funny! update soon!

Kyouya: ...

ChibiTamaki: &snuggles& Kyou-kun! I like you!

Kyouya: ... &twitch&

Me: Let's see, it's been... &looks at watch& ten minutes since he latched on. How ya doin' Kyouya?

Kyouya: &twitch& Shut... Up

Me: He's gonna crack. Any time now... Especially with all the nuzzling!

ChibiTamaki: &giggle& Ky-ou-kuun

Kyouya: &twitch&

Xana's Devil- i'm truly sorry about my mistake in my last review! i hadn't realized my mistake until after i hit the submit button.
anyways, this is still an amazing story! i can't wait for the next chappie!

Me: S'okay! And thank you! Yay Slumber Party!

Kaoru: She doesn't-

Hikaru: Own us! But-

Twins: We own her! &hugs me and purrs, suddenly having cat ears and tail and such&

Me: &giggles, blushes& Erm... Um... Eh... Heehee...

Haruhi: &sigh& get some control Kurumi-chan...

Chapter 5: Slumber Party!!

"... one-hundred bottles of soda on the wall! A thousand bottles of soda! You take one down, pass it around, ninety-nine bottles of soda on the wall!" sang Tamaki, swaying as he held Kyouya's hand in his four-year-old-grasp. Haruhi had, upon seeing Tamaki getting bored, taught him the song, which resulted in Tamaki start belting it out enthusiastically. He had started at one-hundred and twenty if Kyouya wasn't mistaken.

"Ninety-nine bottles of soda on the wall!" Kaoru sang, smiling as Tamaki giggled.

"Ninety-nine bottles of soda!" Hikaru continued.

"You take one down, pass it around-"

"Ninety-eight bottles of soda on the wall!" Tamaki finished, before he paused, and exclaimed, "Commoner songs are fun!" which earned laughs all around, except for Mori(a slight smile), Kyouya(a raised eyebrow), and Haruhi(trying to restrain insulting Chibi Tamaki). The three continued, soon being joined by Honey, who changed it to keki, which they were fine with("It's better anyway!" Tamaki had commented, earning a glomp from Honey).

Kyouya let his eyes move from the window momentarily, and down to Tamaki, who was still singing, laughing with the twins and Honey joyously, his cheeks reddening from the exertion, before he looked back out at the quickly passing scenery. He still wasn't very... comfortable with being bonded with the younger version of the thorn in his side. And why were these idiots staying the night at his house? He didn't permit this! Suddenly, he was snapped out of his thoughts when he felt someone staring at him. It was Tamaki. Of course.

"Kyou-kun. Kyou-kun!" he exclaimed, eyes sparkling. "Sing with us! Sing with us!"

"No." he said flatly, making Tamaki blink, before he gave Kyouya huge, puppy eyes.

"Pweeeeease?" he drew out, batting his eyelashes.

"No." Kyouya repeated, twitching slightly at the disturbingly cute-disgusting is what he meant, look. Tamaki pouted, his grip tightening.

"Kyyyouuu-kuuuuunnnnna!" he whined, eyes beginning to fill. "I want you to siiiiiiiiiing!"

"No." he snapped, a demonic aura beginning to grow.

Haruhi sweat dropped, thinking the situation wasn't that much different from before this whole thing.

"T-tamaki," she started, earning the chibi's attention. "Kyouya-senpai doesn't really... He doesn't like singing."

Tamaki stared at her a moment, the cogs in his mind turning and spinning.

"... Ooooh..." he murmured, comprehending the answer. He then smiled at Kyouya. "M'kay! Then I'll sing enough to make up for you!"

Kyouya inwardly groaned as they began singing again, Tamaki louder than before.

At the Ootori Mansion.

'Good thing Father decided to take a vacation...' Kyouya thought as he watched the others make a mess of the kitchen.

"More butter!"

"Butter's a comin'!"

"No! No, not yet you guys!"

"Yay! I'm making keki!"

"What next, what next?!"

"Maybe guacamole!"

"Aggh! No! You guys, listen to me!"

"Eww! That would ruin it! Don't put it in! Don't put it in!"

"Fine! We'll put it in the dip then!"

"Mixing, mixing, mixing!"

"&sigh& Focus! Honey! You and I are in charge of the cake!"

"Kay, kay!"

"Mori! You do the dishes, if that's okay that is..."

"Ah."

"He says it's fine!"

"Kaoru, Hikaru, you deal with the dip!"

"Aye aye Captain-Play Thing!"

"Tamaki, you can choose one of our groups to work in."

"Ano... Well, I like Kaoru and Hikaru, but I like you and Honey-kun too... and... eeeermmm... Kyou-kun! You come help!" Tamaki suddenly burst out, tugging hard on his hand.

"I refuse to cook." Kyouya said, glaring down at Tamaki. The little Chibi pouted.

"Well... Then what group should I be in?"

"... You really think I care?"

"Wha?! Of course you do!" Tamaki insisted, eyes filled with excitement.

"... Go with Haruhi and Honey-senpai." he said flatly, looking away from the satisfied boy.

"But we wanted him!" the twins whined. Tamaki giggled as they bent down and huggled him, making Kyouya's glare increase ten-fold. "He's our special little sweet thing! Yes you are! Yes you are!" they cooed, patting his head like they would a dog and earning happy and amused laughs from the chibi. Suddenly, Kyouya, his left eye twitching, pulled Tamaki back from the two, slightly surprised twins.

"Tamaki, I'll stay close while you cook," he said flatly, not looking into the questioning eyes of the bonded boy. "Go on. Before I change my mind."

"No! Don't do that!" Tamaki whined, pulling Kyouya next to the counter Haruhi and Honey were going to be working on, the two mentioned people giggling at the events. "Stay here!"

And so, while everyone-besides Kyouya and Mori-cooked, Kyouya kept feeling the Twin's eyes on him, his own trained on Tamaki and making sure that he wasn't going to hurt himself.

Kyouya's Room

Everyone was gathered in a circle on the floor, including Kyouya-sitting next to Tamaki of course-, who was glaring at nothing in particular.

"Would someone like to tell me why I'm sitting here again?" he questioned.

"'Cause I wanting to play a game!" exclaimed Tamaki, giggling when Kyouya's eye twitched.

"…"

"Now! It's time-" started Hikaru

"To start-" continued Kaoru.

"Any More!" they finished, making everyone groan-except Honey and Tamaki, who looked excited-.

"I'll start!" Kaoru exclaimed, before he thought a moment. "Hmm… Oh! Could Honey-senpai get any more sweet?"

Honey giggled, appreciating the compliment.

"Could Haru-chan get any more fearless?"

Haruhi smiled slightly.

"Could Mori-senpai get any more silent?"

Mori stared blankly at her a moment, earning a nervous sweat drop.

"… Could Hikaru be any more of a bad influence?"

Hikaru scowled.

"Hey!" he hissed, before he leaned against Kaoru and cupped his chin. "Could Kaoru get any more irresistible?" he whispered, making everyone roll their eyes.

Kaoru blushed, looking up at Hikaru with bashful eyes.

"C-could… Hikaru get any more flattering?"

"Could Kaoru get any more hotter?"

Kaoru blushing hard, looked away.

"H-hikaru…" it was then his eyes laid upon Tamaki, who was watching in confusion and rapt attention. He inwardly smirked, before he stated, "Could Hikaru and I get any more tricky?"

Instantly, Hikaru caught on, his eyes shooting to the watching Tamaki, a slight smirk catching his lips the same time as Kaoru's quirked.

"Could Tama-chan-" he started, making Kyouya's glasses flash.

"Get any more-" Kaoru continued, making Tamaki blink at the look in his eyes.

"Kawaii?!" they finally exclaimed, pouncing on the chibi Tamaki and glomping him like crazy, fawning over his sweet cuteness and cuddling him. Tamaki giggled and squirmed, only to be pulled out of the too-close-for-comfort embrace by Kyouya, his glasses a dark black.

"… Tamaki, continue the game." Kyouya ordered, setting the boy down and giving the Twins a meaningful glare, to which they scooted away from.

"Kay!" chirped Tamaki, before He paused, and stuck out his tongue in concentration. "Ano… Oh! Could Taka-kun get any more taller?"

And so it went, Kyouya not being called on once, which he was completely fine with. Twenty minutes later, it was Tamaki's 30th turn.

"Ano… Erm…" he murmured, trying to think of another one, and then his eyes strayed to the nice older boy, who was looking bored beyond belief. He smiled and took his hand, making him turn his head to lay his deep obsidian orbs on the boy.

"Could Kyou-kun get any more huggable?" he questioned, squeezing his hand.

Kyouya stared down at Tamaki for a moment, before he looked to the others and asked rudely.

"Could the twins get any more idiotic?"

"Hey!"

That little comment hadn't affected Kyouya. Not one bit. Neither did the giggle that came out of the de-aged Tamaki that had been his doing. Nope. Nein. Non. Ie…

Sleeping Time

Everyone had retired to different, and Kyouya was currently reading-alone-since Tamaki had fallen asleep while they had been watching a movie. How that boy could fall asleep while watching The Grudge he would never know. Mori had carried him to the room next to his own, tucking him in as well.

'He must have gotten used to it with Honey-senpai…' he thought, sighing as he turned the page. He froze mid turn when the oddest feeling came over him. It felt as though his spine was stroked, making his hair stand on-end.

"What the-"

"AHHH! KYOU-KUUN!! WHERE ARE YOU?!" screamed a panicked, frantic, and fear filled voice, immediately registering as Tamaki in Kyouya's mind. Almost out of his own control, he slipped out of bed and padded to Tamaki's room. He opened the sob emitting room and questioned, his tone bland.

"What's wrong brat?" it just slipped out, but it didn't seem to phase the crying boy.

"KYOU-KUUUN!!" he screamed, suddenly barely hugging his waist and crying into his night shirt. "I didn't-hic!-know where you had gone and-sniffle, hic!-and-hic!-and-hic!-unwaaa!" he hiccupped desperately, clutching Kyouya's shirt. Kyouya was silent a moment, a little overwhelmed by the childish reaction, before he sighed.

"Well, nothing happened. You fell asleep while we were watching the movie." He explained to the hiccupping chibi, his sobs fading. He peeked up at Kyouya, his eyes filled with tears, making them seem bigger than they were and more… girly.

"O-oh… K-kyou-kun… Can I sleep with you?"

"No."

"Unwaaaah!"

Kyouya, an anger vein on his forehead, laid on his back in the dark while Tamaki slept, curled up against him.

'How did I let him get to me?' he thought, staring blindly at the ceiling, having removed his glasses. He sighed and slipped his hands behind his head. He listened to Tamaki's gentle breathing, the small, intelligible mumbles coming out constantly. Kyouya had heard some of the things Tamaki said in the past, after they had met Haruhi. Things like,

:Oh my loving Daughter!: and :So cute… Only mine…: It was… disturbing to say the least, it gave Kyouya chills, and he had been unable to look at Tamaki for a few days, the constant thought of,

'Pervert!' running through his mind.

"Mm…" mumbled Tamaki, turning over onto his back and sighing. Kyouya couldn't help but chuckle softly. He almost expected for this chibi Tamaki to say something similar.

'Of course he won't,' he thought. 'He's not a teenager anymore after all… That reminds me… When will he turn back to his normal age?' He stopped thinking a moment as he felt a small hand lay on his chest, a little surprised, before he pushed it off and sighed. 'Hopefully soon…'

Morning

'Good.' Kyouya thought as he saw Tamaki's Father's Limo pulling up. 'I can finally get him out of my hair…' he thought, standing up from the table and looking away from the cake eating people that invaded his home.

"Tamaki," he said, gaining the chibi's attention. "You're Father's here. Time to go."

Tamaki stared at him, as if not understanding, before he smiled cutely.

"I don't understand."

Everyone had stopped eating, worried Tamaki would cry, and all blinked at the perky response.

Kyouya stared at Tamaki's smile a moment, before he returned,

"What do you mean you don't understand? You're going home with your Father. What more is there to understand?"

Tamaki opened his eyes, and looked back to his cake, forking another fork full and swallowing it whole. After a moment, he said, his tone filled with sugar.

"This is my home!" he exclaimed, making everyone anime fall. They had thought… Hadn't the chibi Tamaki seemed so… serious?

"What?" Kyouya gritted out, anger pulsing through his veins. This insolent brat! How dare he think-

"Yes…" suddenly, Tamaki was hugging Kyouya's waist, still sitting, burying his head into his cloth covered stomach. "My new home… My only home can be with…" he looked up, lilac-blue sparkling with adoration into Kyouya's shocked and disturbed obsidian. "You."

A very pink and pretty background with black roses surrounded the two, one passionate, the other freaked out. The next thing everyone knew, Kyouya was sweatdropping and twitching as Tamaki nuzzled him happily, watching Mr. Suoh hand Kyouya what Tamaki would need while he stayed there.

"And this! This shampoo is the only one he would used at this age! Ah! And I can't forget Kuma-chan!" he exclaimed, giving it to Tamaki, who squealed and cuddled said teddy.

"Kuma-chan! Where have you been?!" he then paused, and nodded slowly. "Ohh…. Kay! … No! Don't be silly! I never understand what you mean!" he assured the teddy, making question marks rise above everyone's heads.

"Also!" chirped Mr. Suoh. "Tamaki'll age two years each month! Good luck!"

'My God…' thought Kyouya as he watched Tamaki talk to Kuma. 'My life… has gotten even more messed up than it had been before… Kami, save me…'

Yeah!Sorryforbeingsolatewiththis!!

Yeah… Sorry! I wanted to post this yesterday but… Yeah. Soo, since I'm feeling generous, I'll make a one-shot for anyone who asks for it until next week! As long as I know the show, manga, anime, cartoon, or whatever! I'll even do shojo. Any kind of gender pairing! So, start reviewing!