Chapter 5: Wal-Mart
BPOV
I looked around the circle formed by my family as we sat on the floor.
I couldn't, of course, pick Edward. Alice must be the last one because she had begun and I had only one option left.
"I choose Rosalie. Truth or dare, Rose?" I whispered, knowing she would hear.
"Dare" Rose was no chicken. What could I do?
"I dare you to ask Jacob out on a date" Rose gasped audibly. Emmet started to laugh, which caused Rose to smack him on the back of his head with a COSMO magazine. Alice smiled and suddenly none of us could contain our laughter. Jasper sent waves of mirth through the room, which made us laugh even harder.
Rosalie glared at me and went upstairs slowly. Emmet, for once, didn't follow her. She came back after a few minutes wearing a tight black mini skirt, stiletto heels and a red blouse that showed off her cleavage. Emmet whistled.
"Let's go" Said Rose, all business.
We climbed into the car and quickly drove to the La Push border. The wolves appeared after a few minutes and we hid behind the car.
"Jacob Black, we need to talk" That was Rose. She didn't beat around the bush, she went straight to the point whether you liked it or not.
Jake disappeared into the forest and came back wearing only a pair of shorts.
"So, leech, what's the problem? You trying to commit suicide here? Because I, for one, would be happy to obligeā¦" Like that would discourage Rose.
"I'd like to talk alone, if you're not afraid, of course"
Jake puffed out his chest in an attempt at bravado. He nodded and the rest of the pack disappeared behind the trees.
"Iwaswonderingifyouwouldgoonadatewithme."
Jake looked stunned. If he said no, Rose would be pretty embarrassed. He smirked. Suddenly, I feared for his life. Rose was a force of nature when she was mad.
"Sorry, Blondie, I don't date bloodsuckers. Good luck next time, though."
Rose's face was livid. He caught Jake by the hair and raised him high into the air.
"Guys, you can come out now, I've done the dare." She said, turning towards us. Then she looked at Jacob and said, "Joke's on you, mutt"
Jake's eyes were as wide as saucers-no, bigger.
We stepped out from behind the car. I smiled at Jake and waved.
"Now, dog, I will tell you something and you better listen, because I'm not saying it twice, you hear?" Jake nodded, speechless for the first time in his life. "I would never, ever, date someone even remotely like you, OK? You know what the most pathetic thing about you is? That you obviously have no taste. Hasta la vista, pup!" With that, Rose flung Jacob into a tree, which broke due to the impact.
Rose quickly climbed into the car. The rest of us collapsed into a heap and laughed our butts off. We left when the wolves saw Jake and started to snarl.
