ALL THE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES HERE LISTED ARE REAL. Here's the link to the page in case you need some names: .
Chapter ten: Beers and Bars
BPOV
What in the name of heaven had I gotten myself into?
I should've known that this was bad just by looking at the outfit Alice had picked out for me.
It was made up of a tight red strapless shirt and a short black mini-skirt so tiny that I was sure it was illegal in several countries. The heels were red, also. Their height? Let's just say it was dizzying.
After Alice did my make-up, we got into her Porsche and met Rose, Edward, Jazz and Emmet at their house's door.
When Edward saw me, he gaped. I giggled, and he closed his mouth. Good, I was afraid he'd start drooling.
We climbed into his Volvo, it was a tight fit but the amount of people that can fit in such a car when they have the necessary willpower is amazing.
Emmet and Jasper spent the whole ride singing the alphabet in as many languages as they knew. By the time we got to the club I was desperate to get out of the car and strangle them, and I knew I wasn't the only one.
We entered the club and immediately started to dance. Thank God Alice had thought to teach me a few moves before we got there.
Well, about three of Emmet's ridiculous dance moves after, I got tired and we girls went to find a table while the guys went to get drinks.
We had just sat down when they came back. Unfortunately, they had gotten creative.
"Hey, Rose. Your drink's called Affair. Want one?" Emmet said, wriggling his eyebrows.
Rose laughed and punched him playfully.
"Why did you guys get drinks?" I asked.
Alice shrugged.
"Alcoholic beverages are the only thing except blood that doesn't taste like shit to us" She said.
Oh. Interesting.
"I got you a Ball of fun, Alice" Said Jazz. Alice kissed him on the cheek.
"What did you get, Edward?" Rose asked.
"A Naughty Angel" He replied, winking at me suggestively. I blushed and took a sip.
"This is great, Edward! Thanks"
"I'm gonna get you a drink" Rose whispered in Emmet's ear. A moment after she came back.
"Tie me to the bedpost, Emmet" She said, flirting. Emmet's eyes widened.
"I'd sure love to, Rose. I'd sure love to" He said, eyeing her while he took a sip.
We laughed.
"OMG, Jazz! I'll get you a drink!" Squealed Alice, clapping her hands. In a few seconds she was back.
"What's this one called?" Said Jasper, smiling.
"Panty dropper" Purred Alice, causing laughter to erupt once again until Jasper made us calm down.
"I guess now it's my turn" I said, leaving to go to the bar. There was a list of drinks and I quickly scanned to find a good one. There it was, the perfect drink for Edward.
"Hey, Edward. I brought you a Lion tamer" Only Edward fully understood the joke.
"Thanks, love, but I thought you were more the Fallen Angel type, yourself" I shook my head, laughing.
By the time we were finished, it was getting late. I suggested leaving, but Emmet had other ideas.
"Let's play have you ever…" He whined.
"It'll be fun" Alice said, her eyes shining.
I groaned.
"Fine" I said, sulkily. Emmet left to get the shots.
"'I'll ask!" Said Jasper, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. We closed our eyes.
"Have you ever played solitaire?" He said.
EPOV
"Have you ever given anyone a lap dance?" I wondered who had done that, if anyone had.
The table was dead quiet.
"Have you ever dressed up as a bunny?" Jasper was getting more and more ridiculous. Worse, everyone was blocking me.
"Jazz, stop now" Alice whispered. "The rest of your questions won't be of any use to the game"
"Open your eyes, now"
BPOV
I opened my eyes. Jasper hadn't drowned a single shot. Neither had I. Alice, Rose, Emmet and Edward had all drunk a shot.
"Now, Eddie" Said Emmet "You've been a bad boy. What did you do? You have to tell the whole story, kid, rules are rules"
"I have played solitaire" He whispered. Everyone looked stunned, then they burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" I asked. That wasn't wrong.
Edward hid his head in his hands.
"Bella," Rose gasped "I don't think Jasper meant the card game"
Oh.
"Tell the story, Ed" Prompted Alice.
"Well… it was the day I proposed to Bella. I don't expect you to understand, but she will" Edward said the words so fast I barely caught them.
I blushed.
"Emmet, which one did you do? Spill it!" I command, wanting to get everyone's attention off Edward.
Emmet looked embarrassed.
"I dressed up as a bunny"
Oh my God. The mental picture that came with that statement was too funny.
"It was Easter and I was nineteen. My mom made me a disguise because she wanted to remember my childhood. My father made me do it" By now, Jazz was on the floor with Alice on top of him.
Rose was trying to hold her laughter in. Edward wasn't laughing anymore, he was worried because I was getting blue.
Jasper had to control himself and calm us again.
"Alice, Rose, who did you give lap dance to? Why?" Edward asked.
"I gave one to Jasper on our honeymoon" Stated Alice. She didn't even look embarrassed!
We all turned to Rose.
"I went with a guy to a strip club. I didn't want to, but my parents made me because he was rich and might be a nice catch. Well, the strippers were all ugly, so he asked me to give him a lap dance. It was the worst day of my life. I couldn't believe his nerve!" Rose said madly.
This time, no one laughed.
"Let's go home" I suggested "There's nothing to do here anymore"
Everyone agreed. The DJ wasn't playing good music anymore, and we had to get home soon anyway.
I finished my drink and we quickly left. Unfortunately, it was too late to avoid what happened next.
Of course I was drunk! The whole ride back I kept blabbing.
"Hey Edward, want me to give you a lap dance?" I tried to purr seductively, but my words slurred together.
"You won't have to play solitaire ever again, you big boy. I can keep you satisfied" I stage-whispered.
When we reached the house, everyone except Edward and I was hooting with laughter. My man shook his head, took me upstairs and sang me to sleep.
When I woke up the next day, with a terrible hangover and another embarrassing experience, I vowed to never go to a club with the Cullens again.
