EPOV

I smelled him before I saw him.

Jacob Black. The name weighted down on my tongue, and I felt a growl threatening to rip out.

Ugh, who died in here? Emmet asked, grinning from one corner of the cell.

The past few hours had been torture. Charlie had just called Esme and Carlisle so they could come get us out. Jasper sent me a look.

If you don´t stop feeling so much regret and self-hate, I'm gonna start banging my head against the walls. He threatened. I nodded and smiled.

Billy Black came in first, a brown bag- probably containing Harry Clearwater's fried fish- on his hands. Charlie looked up from the paperwork he was filing and smiled.

Rose gagged from the other cell. Bella looked embarrassed- and who wouldn't? She was arrested by her dad.

Alice was giggling in the corner.

"You had a vision about this?" I whispered, standing up. "Alice!"

She shrugged.

"Well, I wasn't supposed to end up in here too. I was gonna bail you out. But you have to admit, it was hysterical" Emmet nodded. He had enjoyed Charlie's lecture thoroughly.

"Wow, look what the tide brought in. Five bloodsuckers locked inside the town jail, in costumes. I soo need to get a picture of this" Jacob said, taking his cell phone out of his pants' pocket.

"You wouldn't dare" Rosalie hissed, grabbing Jacob's shirt.

He smiled.

Ooh, he's in trouble now! Emmet thought happily.

Poor mutt, he doesn't know what he just got into. Jazz shook his head, smiling.

"Actually, you look really hot as Wonder Woman, leech. I think the boys at the rez might enjoy a picture of you in the bathroom" He had crossed the line, and we all knew it.

"You. Are. So. Dead!" Rose flung her arm back so she could punch him in the face.

If she hits him, will his face fall off, be scarred forever or fly through the walls? I wondered idly.

Alice grabbed her arm and shook her head.

It would have flown through the walls. She thought, anticipating my question. I smiled.

Rosalie was still fuming.

"You stupid mongrel! Don't you know that some of the things I can do to you are far worse than death?" She spewed. I expected foam to start coming out of her mouth any moment now.

Jacob calmly snapped a picture of her. Then he stepped back and took another one.

"Looks good to me" He said, moving towards our cell. "But what do you think, Big guy?"

Emmet took a look at the pictures, grinned, and looked at Rose.

"You're pretty, Rosie" He said, acting like a five-year-old. Rosalie's expression softened and she smiled, her eyes warm. "I'd like a copy of those. Think you could send them to me?"

Emmet took out his phone hopefully.

I cannot believe he is bargaining with a dog. Jasper thought, his eyes wide.

"Sure, dude" Jacob said, good-naturedly. I was surprised by the camaraderie between them.

Emmet got his picture and grinned- again.

"Thanks, man"

"No sweat" Jacob shrugged and smiled.

"Hey, ya think you could not paste them in the bathroom? I mean, have a heart, kid. I'm already in enough trouble as it is. Besides, we're gonna have to go behind you and rip the pics off and old perv's fingers. Ugh" Emmet shuddered.

Jacob grinned widely.

"I forgot, you have to live with the psychopath blonde. I'm willing to make a deal, though" He said, as if he had a choice. I snorted. "I get to give the pics to five people"

"Fine, but I get to choose them" Rose said, her face almost pressed against the bars.

"Deal" Jacob said. "And as for you, Bella, you look smokin' in that skirt"

Bella blushed.

"Say that again, and Rose will get some help when she rips your throat out tonight" I said calmly.

Jake shrugged.

"I'm used to death threats by now" Bring it on, he thought. I smiled.

"I sure will"

***

EsPOV

"My poor babies, locked up in jail. They must be so embarrassed!" I said, looking at Carlisle.

He was livid.

"They got themselves arrested! I cannot believe this. Well, actually, I can!"The car screeched to a stop in front of the town jail.

Carlisle got out and slammed the door, and then he ran his hands through his hair.

"It's alright, Carlisle. We'll talk about it once we're home, OK?" I said, smoothing his hair back down and giving him a quick kiss. He took a deep breath and nodded.

We knocked and went inside Charlie Swan's office. It was a complete mess. A man in a wheelchair was inside, laughing at some joke we- surprisingly- hadn't heard.

"Hello" I said, smiling warmly at the two men.

"Hello, Charlie. Billy" My husband said, nodding politely.

Charlie smiled right back- who knew he could be so pleasant?

"Well, hello. I assume you are here to bail your kids out. Or do you wanna leave them here? We'd take good care of them" He promised.

I laughed lightly, and Carlisle followed my lead.

"Thanks for the offer, but we have our own punishments. If I ever need your help, though, you'll be the first to know, Chief" Charlie nodded.

"Well, now, let's see. They were driving too fast and disturbing the general peace. That's $150 because of speeding, times three…" Charlie started to do the math. "And we have a grand total of $500 ($50 for disturbing the peace)"

Carlisle took his wallet out of his pocket and paid Charlie.

He stood up and grabbed a ring of keys. Then he opened the girls' cell and they came rushing out. He unlocked the boys' cell and I saw him glaring at Edward.

"Let's go" I said, and everyone was glad to obey, for once. We all got our keys, got inside our cars and drove away.

It was all great until we all got inside the house and sat down in the dining room.