BPOV
I cannot believe my boyfriend's parents just bailed me out of jail. How messed up is that?
Carlisle stood up, his hands clenched in fury. I could see that the calm way he had behaved at the office had been just a display of his amazing acting abilities.
"This is absolutely impossible! First, you go to a bar without my permission and get Bella incredibly drunk! Then, I find all of you-and the baseball clearing- absolutely covered in paint. Afterwards, when I was talking to one of my colleagues, I find out that Eric Yorkie is scarred for life because you…" He said, glaring at Edward. "…tried to choke him to death after he was asking Bella what the homework was. And now I am called from a date with my wife to find out that you are in jail! Again! You are not children anymore. Heck, you're old enough to be great-grandparents! And yet, each year you seem to lose maturity instead of gaining it"
"Which is why" Esme interrupted. "Carlisle and I have decided on a suitable punishment for all of you"
Alice closed her eyes and shook her head furiously. Edward stood up, about to protest.
"You will go to an asylum and help people that have- for some reason or other- lost their minds. It will not be pleasant. You will do it for two weeks. Afterwards, you will spend the other two weeks of your vacations at a retirement home, to learn how people your age behave" Carlisle sat back down.
"There are no exceptions. Only Bella is not obliged to do this, because I am sure her father will punish her in his own way" Esme said, smiling at me.
Chaos erupted. Rose was screaming at Alice that this was all her fault, and Emmet was restraining his wife. Jasper was unable to help because he was too busy smashing his head against the wall, as he had threatened to do earlier today. Carlisle and Esme were staring at Edward, whom was on the floor, rolling with laughter.
Oh, yeah, being a Cullen rocks.
