EPOV
"Detention? But Carlisle, we're in the middle of the summer!" I protested, holding Bella against me.
"Well, I spoke to Mrs. Cope-" We all laughed "-and she doesn't mind babysitting for a few weeks"
"I should think not" Emmet said, laughing. Carlisle shook his head, puzzled.
"Anyway, I got the school to lend us some desks and books. Esme is redecorating my study to look like an average class room. You will spend two weeks in there. Mrs. Cope will only be there during school hours but you will not leave the classroom at all"
A collective groan escaped.
"Bella, you are not included in this punishment, and since it starts now…"
Bella stood up, gave a sad little wave and left.
I started to protest but decided against it.
"Your time begins… Now!" Carlisle put on this timer and led us into the study. Mrs. Cope was already there, sitting on the desk while filing her nails.
Rosalie growled.
That slut! How can she? She tried to take all my Emmett's innocence away. My poor, poor baby…
I snorted.
"Emmett innocent? Yeah, right. As if he ever was" I said. Emmett punched me in the arm.
"Hey! Don't listen to him, Rosie. You know your husband is a very good boy"
"Of course you are. Not" Alice said, sitting down primly. Jazz snickered.
I checked my watch, five minutes had gone by.
"Great, I have to spend two more weeks locked in a room with 5 psychos. Actually, make that 5 psychos and a slut. Oh, yeah. My insane family rocks"
