Day 1
EPOV
Mrs. Cope was staring at Emmet so intently, a bit of drool was pooling in one of the corners of her mouth.
Rose was getting defensive. Her thoughts were all over the place. She leaned forward and kissed her husband passionately.
"PDA´s aren´t allowed here Mrs. Hale!" Mrs. Cope said, turning a shade of red that only make her look uglier.
"Well, maybe if you stopped looking at my boyfriend like that I wouldn´t have to kiss the crap out of him"
Mrs. Cope gasped-she had not realized she was that obvious. Not bothering with a retort, she took her phone out and started at it sulkily. Jazz followed suit.
What´s her phone number Ed? He thought, willing me to answer.
"605-010-002" I whispered, to low for the perverted 60-year -old to hear.
"Whatcha doin?" Emmet asked taking his phone out too.
"I´ll send all of you a copy" Jasper promised, making me stare at my phone and wait.
Everyone was blocking me, and they weren´t too subtle about it. Alice was thinking about blue squirrels and wondering how to save Jazz from them while he thought of what he´d do to his wife a soon as this was over. Rose was thinking of her new Victoria´s Secret lingerie and Emmet imagined her wearing it.
I shuddered.
What Mrs. Cope was thinking was illegal in five different counties and wrong in so many ways it made me nauseous.
Jasper was typing on his phone at an impossibly fast speed. I started writing a message to Bella:
Lov,
I miss u. How r u?
I'm ok, but Mrs. Cope is about 2 leave me scarred for life
Be safe, Edward .
I pressed send and kicked Jasper under the desk.
"Done?" I mouthed.
Jazz grinned and nodded. He pointed toward Mrs. Cope.
"Look" he whispered.
All of us where staring at the poor woman. Her phone started ringing. After a while, Mrs. Cope turned purple.
"Put your phones in silence so I can show you what I sent her" Jazz ordered. We all did and Jasper immediately sent us a message.
Dear Mrs. Cope
I am really looking forward to seeing you tonight. I hope you will enjoy the activities I have planned for us to enjoy. I advise you to wear some comfortable clothe, because there will be a lot of action in my apartment.
I cannot wait to see you,
Your secret admirer .
George is so sweet, Mrs. Cope thought, licking her lips. Then she began to write.
"Jasper you are genius!" Alice cried, trying to suppress her laughter. The rest of us weren't much better, though. We were all hysterical.
"Shh. Be quiet and I'll tell you what she's writing back" I said.
The room was instantly silent except from the sound of Mrs. Copes fingers typing furiously.
"Dear George- that's her lover, you guys. She's got him, Mr. Newton and her husband" I whispered.
"What a slut!" Rose hissed.
"Eww" Jazz said.
"Whatever, Eddie. Just go on, will you?" Emmet asked. I nodded and began to read again.
"Dear George,
I can´t wait to see what you've planned for tonight. Of course, my clothes will be comfortable, but I hope you'll be taking them off as soon as you can. I miss seeing your- well, you know what.
Love,
Cynthia."
"WTF?" Emmet yelled, forgetting that we weren't alone. "She's a slut! Heck, she's practically a prostitute!"
Mrs. Cope looked up.
"Mr. Cullen, if you're going to trash-talk your girlfriend like that, you must do it in hushed tones so that I will not be able to hear you or you will be punished. Do you understand me?" She asked.
Rose stood.
"You fucking bitch! How dare you?" Before she could murder anyone, I grabbed Rose's arms and pinned them behind her back with Emmet's help.
"Jasper" I groaned, struggling against my sister. He nodded and she immediately calmed down.
"Rosalie, he's your husband, not hers. Besides, you're almost a century old! Isn't it a bit childish to fight over a guy that's loved you for 70 years with a 60-year-old woman?" I asked, trying to reason with her.
"You´re right" She sighed. "I´m being silly, of course. You can let go of me now, I´m OK"
I released my death grip on Rose and she relaxed.
"Apologize, Rosalie" I whispered, taking advantage of the fact that Jazz was sending calm at us.
"Sorry Mrs. Cope. I shouldn´t have insulted you like that" She said, looking impossibly regretful and way too innocent.
"It´s alright, child, don´t worry about it"
Child? Oh, God, please don´t let me kill her, we´ll have to move again! Rose forced a smile and went back to her seat. So did I.
I checked my watch. Half an hour had gone by and Bella still hadn't answered. Smiling I typed.
Bella,
It's only 12:30 and we've already had an almost- fight. Yup, the drama´s just begun.
Lov,
Ed.
Later, I realized I had been absolutely right.
