Day 2
EPOV
I was bored. Really bored.
"It's already 7, guys. The weirdo should be here soon" I yelled. My siblings stopped what they were doing- thank God!- and started to get ready.
Alice and Rose walked to the suitcases in the back of the study and grabbed a change of clothes. Then, they took turns changing in the bathroom.
Emmett, Jazz and I had it much easier. We just peeled off our shirts and changed them for clean ones.
A few minutes after, Mrs. Cope walked in. She was wearing a really tight skirt and heels way too high for her age. She stumbled and fell as if to prove my point.
Aw, shit. She thought. Way to make an entrance, stupid.
Jazz stood up and went over to help her since his set was the closest.
"Are you OK, ma'am?" He asked, concern clouding his features.
Yep. A great entrance. Mrs. Cope smiled and took the hand my brother offered her. She pulled herself up and dusted herself down- I bet you all thought she would break a leg or something. But no, we just couldn't be so lucky.
"Thank you, Jasper. I'd be even better, though, if you would…" Laying her hand on Jazz's chest, Mrs. Cope whispered obscenities in his ear. Alice was furious.
How dare she talk to my baby like that? She is nothing, nothing! My little sister stood up and pulled Mrs. Cope away from her husband.
"If you have any sense of self preservation you will never, ever, do that again. If you do, I will have the immense pleasure of suing you for sexual harassment towards my boyfriend and ripping your head off afterwards. Is that clear?" Alice asked sweetly with a huge smile on her face that only made her seem more threatening.
Mrs. Cope nodded and walked slowly over to her desk while Emmett, Rose and I shook with silent laughter.
The room was silent for about five minutes. Then, Emmett decided to send Jasper and I a text.
I can see Mrs. C's thong from here. It's black with lots of lace. LOL .I'm scarred for eternity, guys.
I stared at my phone, unable to believe what I was reading.
OMG. That is so wrong, Emmett. So, so wrong. I typed.
Dude, r u serious? Gross! Take a pic and paste it in the teachers' room as soon as we're back 2 skool. Jazz sent his message to Emmett and I groaned. Not again!
LOL. OK, I took it. And stop being such a prude, Ed! Wanna see???? Emmett replied.
Nooo!!! I wrote.
Yess!!! Send it! Jazz was grinning like a maniac.
"No, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, Jazz. You-" Alice whispered, pointing at Em and me. "-Can take the picture and paste it, but my husband will not look at it. Ever"
Emmett shrugged. Fine, I'll do something else… Edward, you better get out of my head! Now!
I sighed. I still had 334 hours of torture to go.
20 minutes and eleven seconds after, Carlisle and Esme came back from wherever they had been all morning.
The concert's gonna be great! Oh, dear, I hope Edward didn't hear that. I'm terrible at blocking him. Esme thought. I'm sure he didn't catch that.
But I had. After that, it was amazingly easy to pick the details from my mom's mind. Apparently, a famous orchestra was playing in Seattle tonight and Carlisle had invited her- which would leave us alone all night. Of course, they didn't want us to know that…
Bella,
Come visit me at 8. I'll leave the window open so we can talk.
Ed.
This was gonna be so good…
