OK, I'M UPLOADING FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK. HOW COOL IS THAT? My friends and I decided to end TRUTH OR DARE WITH… Truth or dare! YAY!! SO, HERE'S THE DEAL: WE WANT- NO, NEED- A THOUSAND REVIEWS. YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!! I SWEAR I'LL DRAW IT OUT AS MUCH AS I CAN, WHICH MEANS PROBABLY 3 OR 4 MORE CHAPTERS. BUT IF YOU MAKE ME REACH A THOUSAND…

I'M ACTUALLY WORKING ON AN ALICE/JASPER FANFIC RIGHT NOW, SO I REALLY WANT TO GET THOSE THOUSAND REVIEWS, WRAP THIS UP AND START ON THE NEW ONE. IT'S GONNA BE REALLY CUTE AND FUNNY, BUT JUST DIFFERENT THAN THIS ONE. WOULD YOU READ IT? PLZ?? I'LL POST CHAPTER 1 AT THE END OF THIS AND YOU GUYS BETTER REVIEW, OR I'LL QUIT TRUTH OR DARE ALTOGETHER.

YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, I JUST SAID THAT. SO, RANT'S OVER. R/R!!!!!

BTW, U SHOULD CHECK MY PROFILE, GUYS...

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EPOV

"I'm bored" Alice whined. Funny how every bad thing that happens to us always starts like this, isn't it?

I missed my girlfriend so much, even though we talked every night. Right now, she was at a party at the beach that Jacob had dragged her to, and there was nothing I could do. How I would've killed to see her in a bikini, though!

"Me too" Emmett replied. "Let's do something fun"

It was the next-to- last night of detention and I was about to kill my siblings.

"For the love of God, Emmett! We're punished. We're not supposed to be having fun! Why can't you guys just deal with it? We'll be free in a few hours…" I yelled. This was so annoying.

"Don't yell at him!" Rosalie cried, turning defensive. "It's not Emmett's fault you're such a party pooper"

"Ugh. Not again!" Jazz said, standing up. "I'm sick of you guys arguing all the time! Why can't you just shut the hell up?"

"Well excuse us, Mr. Perfect" Rose said petulantly.

"Jeez, Rose, you're sounding like a thirteen-year-old brat" I said.

"Don't talk to her like that!" Emmett ordered.

"Who's gonna stop me?" I taunted.

"God, now who's acting like a spoiled kid?" Rose asked rhetorically.

"What did you just say, Miss Goody-two-shoes?" I said.

"Stop! Dammit, I'm trying to think here!" Alice yelled.

Jasper took a deep breath.

"OK, everyone, being together so long is obviously not good for us. I think if we stop yelling at each other so much, we could come up with something fun to do while we wait"

"Alright" Emmett said, lapsing into silence. One by one, Jazz calmed us all down.

Five minutes after, Alice stood up and gave a little jump.

"Let's play truth or dare again!" She suggested.

"What the fuck?" Rose said.

"No way" I shook my head.

"Alice!" Jasper yelled. "I'd finally calmed them down!"

"Yess!" Emmett shouted, grinning. "This is gonna be good"

"Two against three, but I'm worth a thousand, so we win" Alice said calmly. "Besides, Jazz'll play, won't you, Jazz?"

Jasper nodded, surrendering to Alice's puppy eyes.

"Fine" Rose sulked, sitting next to Emmett. "No cheating, though"

"Wait a minute, Alice" I pleaded. "How are we gonna do dares if we can't get out of here?"

Alice frowned.

"OK, fine. You win, Edward. Just call Bella and tell her to come over tomorrow, I'm sure I will have thought of something by then"

I snorted. As if.

But as I called Bella, I felt truly happy because finally, Alice had lost.

Or so I thought…

PREVIEW OF JASPER/ALICE FANIFC:

APOV

"Excuse me, ma'am, I'm looking for a book on wolves" I said softly.

"The nature section is over there" The woman whispered back, pointing to some bookshelves on the other side of the library. I quickly thanked her and got to work right away. Scanning the titles, I finally found just what I was looking for.

I reached for the book, but it was too high. I stood on my tiptoes and gave a little jump, straining to reach it. Suddenly, a hand grabbed the book and brought it down for me.

I spun around to see the cutest guy ever. He was impossibly tall and muscular. His honey blonde hair fell over his eyes as he shyly looked at me.

"Thank you so much!" I said, smiling happily at him. "I couldn't have reached that in a million years!"

"It was nothing" He said, looking down at me. I felt tiny beside him, but I also felt completely safe.

"My name is Alice Brandon. What's your name?" I asked, sticking my hand out.

"Jasper Hale, miss" I could've melted right then and there. I mean, he was so nice and handsome! Definitely a gentleman.

"It's nice to meet you, Jazz. What are you doing here?" I asked, tilting my head to the side curiously.

"The same thing you are. I'm doing research for an essay" He laughed.

"How did you know that?" I said, putting my hands on my hips.

He smiled.

"I don't think you're checking out a book about wolves and their mating habits for fun" Blushing, I clutched my book tighter. Stupid Alice, stupid!

"Um… So, what did Mrs. Carmack make you research anyway?"

"Guinea pigs" He admitted sheepishly. I laughed. "Well, it's not my fault our biology teacher's going mad!"

I quickly glanced at my clock. Bella was gonna kill me!

"You have to go" Jasper said. I nodded reluctantly.

"Yeah, a friend of mine is waiting for me at her house. I'm gonna be so late!" I complained, thinking of the long walk to Bella's house.

"Well, I could give you a ride. If you need one, that is" He added, looking at his feet. He was so cute!

"Really? Oh my God, thank you!" I impulsively hugged him. My head barely reached his shoulders, and I was standing on tiptoes! Again! Embarrassed, I stepped back.

"Sorry about that" I whispered.

"Hey, don't worry about it. It's OK" He said, looking into my eyes. Swoon. "Let's go check these books out"

Jazz grabbed my book and put his hand on my shoulder as if to keep a hold on me. Five minutes later, we were in his car.

Time flew by. When we reached Bella's street, I didn't want to get out of the car. Ever.

"Thanks for the ride, Jasper. I really appreciate it" I said, opening the door of the car.

"It was nothing. See you tomorrow!" He said, smiling.

"See ya" I waved and watched him leave.

"Alice! I can't believe you don't know who Jasper Hale is!" Bella cried as I finished telling her everything that had happened.

"Care to enlighten me?" I asked sarcastically.

"He's one of the cutest, most popular guys in school! And his sister is…"

"… Rose Hale!" I finished. "Of course! I can't believe I didn't notice this earlier"

Bells shrugged and looked at the TV, where a creepy killer had finally caught up with the girl he was chasing and was about to cut her into a bazillion pieces.

"Aaaaaaah!" We both shrieked as the girl saw the man's face and ran out of her house, trying to find someone who could help her.

"Don't look back! Noo!" I yelled as the guy grabbed her leg and started dragging her towards the seashore.

"He's gonna drown her! Oh my God!" Bella hid her head in her hands. "I can't watch, Ally, you do it for me!"

I panicked and screamed as I watched the guy's hands encircle the girls neck…

"What is going on here?!" Bella's dad, Charlie Swan, burst into the room with his gun ready. I guess he thought we were being murdered or raped or something.

"Nothing, dad. We're just watching a movie" Bella said calmly.

"Oh. Well, I guess I'll just…" Charlie trailed off and left immediately, closing the door behind him.

Both of us sighed in relief.

"I thought he was going to shoot one of us!" I said, giggling. Bella just smiled and started picking up the popcorn that was on the floor.

"So, back to Jasper. Do you like him?" Bells asked seriously.

I hesitated. I barely knew the guy, and yet… He was smart- that much I was sure of- and he was super cute. Also, there was the possibility that he was interested.

"Yes" I whispered, looking at my hands. Call me crazy, but I had a feeling Jasper Hale and I were going places. And, as everyone at school knows, my feelings should not be ignored.

JPOV

I walked into my house and saw my sister being kissed by yet another guy. Furious, I pulled him off her.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing, kid?" I growled, shaking him.

"I- I was just" He stuttered. Ugh, this was disgusting. Why couldn't guys leave Rose alone? I mean, she was really beautiful, but they didn't have to stalk her.

And the worst part was the fact that my parents didn't care. They should've been protecting her, but instead they encouraged this kind of attention. Even though they were working all day, they still had time to tell my twin she should try to get Hunther Gallown, the richest guy in school.

"Get out" I spat, practically throwing the guy out the door and slamming it in his face. I turned to look at Rose.

"Are you OK?" I asked, walking over to give her a hug.

"I'm fine" She said. "I just can't believe he followed me home from school! This is insane!"

"Ditto that" I said as she straightened her blouse.

Rose sighed again.

"Cheer up, Rosie! Hey, I'm gonna make myself something to eat. You want anything?" I asked, walking into our kitchen.

"A sandwich. God, I'm starving!" She said, her stomach growling.

"Yeah, well, I'm glad you'll be putting your mouth to a better use than you were five minutes ago" I teased as my little sis stuck her tongue out at me. Even though I was only 2 minutes older, I felt that I had to protect her.

"Jasper, Jasper, Jasper… I swear if you weren't my favorite brother I would've killed you by now" Rose sat down on the kitchen counter and watched me make our dinner.

"I'm your only brother, kid. Besides, that'd leave nobody to keep all the creepy guys away from you, sis" I said reasonably.

She grabbed her sandwich and I began to munch on mine.

"You were late today" Rose said out of the blue.

"Whaddaya mean?" I mumbled, my mouth full of peanut butter.

"You always get here at around 5:00, Jasper. We both know that you are a creature of habit. Tell me what happened" She demanded "I tell you everything! It's not fair!"

I groaned.

"OK, Rose. Jeez, you're so nosy…"

"Don't you dare try to distract me, Jasper Hale! You know it won't work!" She yelled, her eyes blazing.

"Fine. I stopped by the library so I could get a book for my biology class. You know Mrs. Carmack" I said, rolling my eyes. "God forbid I use the internet"

Rose looked at me suspiciously. As my twin and other half, she knew me far too well.

"You're not telling me the whole story. Dammit, Jasper, what happened in the library?" I could tell by now, Rose was pretty impatient.

"I met this girl…"

"What. Is. Her. Name" Rose asked, looking as if the fate of the planet depended on my answer.

"Alice Brandon" Her face fell. "I don't think you know her, Rosie. She's in my bio class, not yours"

"Describe her. Maybe I've seen her in the halls" Rose replied.

"She's really tiny. Her hair is really short and black. So are her eyes. She's also pretty skinny" I said, trying to omit the fact that she was the most beautiful girl on Earth.

"How did you meet?" I put my face in my hands.

"Rosalie! What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?" I growled.

"Yes!" She hissed. OK, that was unexpected. "And don't talk to me like that! I'm your sister, for Christ's sake! I'm supposed to know everything about you!"

"Alright. Alice was trying to reach a book on wolves, but it was too high" I chuckled as I remembered how little Alice had jumped and strained to get what she wanted. This girl was obviously pretty stubborn.

"Oh my God" Rosalie breathed, her whole face glowing. "I know that look. You like her!"

"Rose! I barely know the girl!" I protested.

"You said the same thing about Vera and you asked her whether she would go out with you the next day!"

"This is different" I said. Rose snorted and rolled her eyes.

"You mark my words, Jasper Hale. You'll end up getting together with that Alice girl before this month is over" She said.

"You know what, Rosie? You're on!"