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"Alright! My last job was one only Jazz , Emmett and I know about. I never told any of you because once, when we were playing Truth or Dare, Emmett dared me to work for one month as a…"

BPOV

"… male stripper" Images of Edward dancing around a pole filled my head. I saw him giving me a lap dance, his hips moving tantalizingly. He began to take his shirt off… Wow, my man had some great abs. And a six-pack. Delicious…

"What the fuck?" Rose laughed, shattering my fantasies. "Hey, Eddie, wanna show us what you learned?"

"Oh my God! Edward was a stripper, Edward was a stripper!" Alice said in a sing-song voice.

I was in shock. If Edward had been human, he would be blushing furiously. He grabbed my hand and gave it a squeeze. Then, he put his finger under my chin and raised it until I met his eyes.

"Bella? Are you OK?" He asked worried.

"I think she's having a seizure, Eds" Emmett replied, grinning wildly.

Jasper couldn't stop himself from looking a little smug. He was obviously enjoying this.

"Bella?" Edward asked, more urgently than before. "Bella, please, talk to me!"

I cocked my head to the side and let my eyes roam over his perfect, sculpted-from-marble body.

"How much is a lap dance?" I asked, giving him a little smile. Edward laughed nervously.

"Wait a minute! This isn't over yet, Edward. Tell us what happened while you worked. Most embarrassing experience you can think of" Jazz put in.

"Oh, can't you just leave him alone?" I put my arms around Edward protectively.

Emmett and Jasper looked at each other.

"Nah" They both answered. Edward shrugged.

"It was December. The club's shows were getting a better attendance from girls since I'd started to work there. There was this stripper… June, I think she was called. Anyways, she treated me very protectively. Almost like she was my older sister. So one day, I saw Tanya come in. I almost had a fit. She requested a lap dance from any stripper, and it was my turn…"

We all gasped.

"There were strict no-touching rules in the club, and when a shocked Tanya put her hands on my chest, June – who had a really terrible temper, by the way – walked right over to her, grabbed her by her shirt collar, and slapped her in the face. Really hard. I think Tanya must have ended up quite shaken, 'cause she didn't go back there for as long as I was there" Edward finished. We all laughed.

"Poor Tanya!" Alice said "No wonder she always looks at you weird, she's probably scarred for life!"

"Yeah, well, so am I" Edward pointed "But it's my turn now. I choose…"

I'm only ending the chapter like this 'cause I don't remember whom Edward was supposed to choose, haha. But my friends at school should remember. I'll update ASAP. But you gotta review…

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