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"Poor Tanya!" Alice said "No wonder she always looks at you weird, she's probably scarred for life!"
"Yeah, well, so am I" Edward pointed "But it's my turn now. I choose…"
BPOV
"… Rosalie" Edward said, pointing at his sister. She grinned at him.
"I choose truth. I have nothing to hide" She flaunted.
"Oh, really? Then I guess you don't mind telling us what got you arrested for the very first time in your life" Edward said, a glint in his eye. Rose's eyes widened.
"Not that! Edward!" She whined, pouting adorably. "What did I ever do to you?"
"And you ask?" Edward replied, not letting her persuade him. "Need I remind you that you locked me up for 30 minutes alone with my extremely human girlfriend while Jasper sent enough lust for an army?"
Rose hesitated.
"Didn't think so. Start the story, Rose. We're all impossibly eager to hear it" Edward crossed his arms over his chest triumphantly.
"Fine. But just for the record, you asked for this!" Rosalie accused. She sighed. "It was December, and I remember it was pretty f-ing cold, though I couldn't feel it. Anyway, Emmett was returning from one of his hunting trips with you guys and we were both eager to be alone with each other"
Everyone shuddered. We all knew far too well what Emmett and Rose wanted to do while they were alone; we had each caught them doing it at least once. It wasn't our fault, though, they were everywhere! In the kitchen, under Emmett's jeep, in Carlisle's study… I had actually caught them going at it in the garden! They were like rabbits- infertile rabbits, thank God.
"Oh, get a grip, guys! As I was saying, we wanted to be alone. So Emmett asked me to wait on the corner of Park Street and the 7th Avenue. I was wearing a miniskirt and a strapless shirt- they're the easiest to take off, you know?"
"We didn't, Rose, but thank you for the tip. Go on" Edward said calmly. Rose stuck her tongue out at him
"Jeez, when will you people stop interrupting me? So I was standing there, just waiting for my date to arrive, when a policeman comes up to me and handcuffs me!"
EPOV
"What the fuck?" Rose asked, not bothering with politeness.
"You are arrested for prostitution, ma'am. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be used against you…" The policeman droned out, like a kid reciting a well-known lesson.
"But I'm not a prostitute! I'm waiting for my date!" Rosalie protested as the man led her to his cruiser.
"And you're wearing a strapless shirt in the middle of winter? Paired with a miniskirt? I don't think that's the best outfit for a date, ma'am. I'm not stupid" The policeman slammed the door in her face and drove in silence all the way to the station.
I was having a fit. I had picked this from Rose's mind, but it had never been so explicit… I choked on my own laughter and watched in amazement as Bella slowly turned purple. Tears were running down her cheeks.
"Bella! Are you alright?" I asked instantly serious. She nodded and kept on laughing with the rest of my siblings.
"Long story short, Emmett had to go bail me out and I made him swear he wouldn't tell any of you where I was. I've never worn summer clothes during winter since then"
"Oh my God! So that's why you burned that outfit! I thought you were going insane when I saw you" Alice cried, holding on to Jazz for dear life.
" And you always yell that you're not a whore when a guy asks you out on a date? That's a bit hypocritical, Rosie, don't you think?" Bella asked. Everyone was shocked. "What? Edward tells me everything you guys do"
We all groaned. Rose smiled.
"Not everything, Bella. Which is why I choose…"
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