THANK YOU TO twilightlover14ever FOR THE GREAT IDEA.

Last chapter:
"What Edward wants me to ask is: Bella..."

BPOV

"…Have you ever stripped completely in front of anybody? Who? Why?" Alice asked, real curiosity in her eyes. I blushed.

"Edward! You are such a perv!" I told him. He looked down, embarrassed.

"Sorry, love, but I just had to ask" He said.

"Yeah, the not-knowing was eating him alive" Emmet joked.

"Well? Answer already!" Rose commanded. Jasper sent me a wave of confidence and my blush faded.

"OK. The one person I have ever completely stripped in front of is… Mike Newton" I answered. Edward gave a little jump. Alice choked on her own venom and Rose stared at me open-mouthed. Emmett and Jasper were laughing their asses off.

"Why?" Jasper asked, twisting violently on the floor between spasms of laughter.

"Well, when Edward left, I tried every distraction I could think of. I hung out with Mike, Jess, Tyler and Eric a lot.

One day, we were just watching a movie at Mike's when he- well, I guess he kinda drugged me. I started to feel really happy and the guys proposed an orgy. Jess agreed. I took my clothes off but then I saw Mike. He was… ugh! So gross…

Anyway, I ran out of the room, put my clothes back on and went home." I said quickly. Edward was dumbfounded. He looked like he was having an internal seizure.

"Bella's dirty little secret is revealed!" Emmet boomed, shaking with laughter again. Now, Alice and Rose were laughing too. Jeez, what was wrong with these people? I tell them about an almost-rape and they laugh!

I tried to get off Edward's lap again but he hugged me tight. Too tight.

"Ed... can't… breathe!" I gasped. Edward let go of me and I slumped to the floor, gasping for air.

"Bella, it doesn't matter, really" Edward said. Then his eyes hardened. Uh-oh, I was in for it now "But Mike, Eric and Tyler are dead"

I sighed in relief.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go get 'em!" Jasper yelled, standing up.

"Um… Jazz, we're punished, remember?" Alice asked dubiously.

"When has that stopped us?" Emmett asked sarcastically.

"But what about the game?" Rose protested.

"We'll keep on playing later, Rosalie. Let's go prank those three idiots first" Edward said.

We girls hesitated.

"Fine. But if they take me to jail again…" Rose treathened.

Alice rolled her eyes.

With me in Edward's arms, we left for Mike's house.

I chuckled evilly. This was gonna be fun.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Spring Break! There are no computers at the beach, so no updates till Monday… Or Tuesday…

He he. Review!!!!!