RPOV

We got to Mike's house pretty soon, and everything began to go smooth for there. We climbed into a tree and watched everything from there. Luckily, Mike, Eric and Tyler were hanging out in Mike's room, so we didn't have to hunt them all down.

They were reading some kind of creepy, Japanese comic called Mahou Shoujo Neko X. The cover was full of barely-dressed catgirls. Ew.

"The meeting of this club is now in session. All member rise" Mike said solemnly. All of the guys stood up and put their hands over their hearts.

"I swear to love, think of and have wet dreams about the girls in this comic. I will never leave my urges unsatisfied. Instead, I will use this great comic book to masturbate in the bathroom during class. This I swear on my honor as a man" The pledged. I suppressed a giggle. God, what is wrong with these guys?

"Time to dress up!" Tyler yelled. They each grabbed a bag and ran out of the room.

"What do you guys think they're gonna do?" Bella asked. We all turned to Alice.

"You don't really wanna know" She said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Ooh, this is gonna be good" Emmett said. We waited expectantly. The door opened. The three boneheads walked in wearing…

BPOV

What the fuck are those guys doing wearing lingerie? And wigs? Ew, ew, ew! This brings back so many memories…

Mike pushed a button on his stereo and music began to blare out of the speakers. Him, Eric and Tyler began to dance in what I suppose they thought was a sexy way. But it wasn't.

"Are they cross-dressers?" Jasper whispered as we watched the show. Emmett was filming the whole thing. It was hilarious, but in a gross way.

They began to touch themselves, shaking their hair and dancing wildly to the music. Eric had a pole and was sharing it with Tyler. Mike was crawling on the floor.

"Mike, I'm going to…" Mrs. Newton walked in. She saw the guys and opened her mouth. She was literally speechless. Mike stood up and tried to explain, but she waved a hand in front of her face dismissively and covered her eyes. "Don't say anything, Mike. I don't really wanna know"

"Use protection!" She yelled, slamming the door shut.

"Oh, well" Eric shrugged and got back to what he was doing. The song ended soon after and we had all the footage we needed.

"This meeting is officially adjourned!" Mike said, slamming a stuffed hammer down on Tyler.

"Hey! Watch it, dude" He protested, rubbing his head. Mike gave him a weird look.

"Sorry" The three strangest guys in the world got up and went into the bathroom to change. We all jumped down from the tree and ran all the way to Alice's Porsche.

Laughing, I collapsed into the backseat and landed in Edward's lap.

"Well… That was fun, I guess" Edward said dubiously.

"Are you kidding me? It was freaking hilarious!" Emmett yelled. Jasper nodded.

"I have an idea" Alice said, her eyes sparkling mischievously. We waited expectantly. "What if we throw a party- for the whole school, of course- and show it there? It'd be great! The perfect revenge"

"Oh my God, Alice! Yeah, let's do it!" Rose said, smiling. Emmett whooped and Jasper stared at his wife in amazement. Edward and I looked at each other. He shrugged.

"OK" I said. It was settled. We were getting revenge on those creeps- Cullen style.


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