Sorry, sorry, sorry for the delay, but I'm having my finals, and… well, I'm pretty busy selling reviews for the exams. And studying, of course.
I'd like to dedicate this chapter to my BFF Mary, who's turning 15 on June 7. Happy B-day, girl!
BPOV
"It's my turn" I said happily, sitting down on the floor of my living-room. We'd decided to go on with the game at my house to avoid detection from Carlisle and Esme.
"Shoot" Emmett boomed, placing Rose in his lap. Jazz and Edward had cleared the room, so there was plenty of space for everyone.
"I choose… you!" I yelled, pointing at Emmett. He nodded calmly.
"Emmett, Emmett, Emmett" I said, enjoying my evilness. "You are in trouble. Someone has been a very, very bad boy. So… Truth or Dare?"
"Truth" He answered. Everyone gaped. "What? I've never chosen it! I thought it was time for a change!"
I thought about it for a while and smiled.
"Um… Jeez, I wasn't ready for this. Ooh, I know. Emmet, what's the longest Rose has punished you with leaving and why did she do that?"
"Um… Bella" Emmett said awkwardly. "I don't think Rose will like me telling you like that"
"Are you kidding me? I'd love it!" Rose said evilly.
"Well… Ok, here it goes:
I was really bored, and only Alice was home. But she didn't wanna do anything, she was too busy shopping on the computer! So I got a great idea… I dressed as a bunny, while bringing chocolate and red roses and tried to climb into her room. But I accidentally fell- I could only use my left hand. Anyway, Rose heard my cursing and ran back just in time to see me on the floor declaring my love to her laughing sister. She was sooo mad- even after I explained it was all just a joke. So she went to Paris with Alice for three months on an extended shopping trip" Emmett finished.
"Oh, and he forgot the best part!" Rose added. "While little ole me was visiting Moulin Rouge, Emmett locked himself in a monastery- I forbid him to even look at another woman while I was gone- and spent the whole time masturbating! It was hilarious. And your poor Edward got more horrible memories to add to his collection during that time than he did in all the years before together!"
I laughed as I watched Edward shudder violently. Oh, well, a dare would've been so much better, but, still! Emmett the bunny!
I dreamed about that for a long, long time…
