EXTRA: BACK TO SCHOOL
JPOV
It was five a.m. Why the hell was Emmett knocking on my door at five a.m?
I disentangled myyself from Alice and opened the door.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I hissed, glaring at my brother's happy face. He better have a good reason for this...
"Dude, you know what day this is?" He grinned.
"I know I'm gonna break your face if you don't get to the point soon" I crossed my arms.
"It's the first day of school!" Emmett bellowed.
"Just like it has been for the last fifty years!" I boomed back. The stupid sonofabitch ignored me.
"Remember that picture with Mrs. Cope on it? The one with the thong?" He asked slyly "Cause I have plans for it..."
"You mean you want us to...?"
"Exactly" He agreed. "You in?"
"Definitely"
Mrs. Cope's POV
I stopped dead in my tracks when I walked by the teachers' room.
What in the name of heaven was the cause of all that racket? I opened the door to peek in and get a scoop on what was happening.
Everyone was laughing. What was going on? Maybe a student had done something paarticularly stupid...
"There she is!" Someone yelled. Everyone turned to stare at me and went on laughing.
What the...?
"Nice pic, Cassidy" Mr. Polsand said, giving me a slap in the back and a wink.
"Who took it, anyway, John?" Ms Susan asked., giggling.
And then I understood. It was in the left corner of the room, pasted on the bulletin board. I had a sexy smirk on my face and my legs spread wide open to reveal my black lace thong.
Oh, God.
I was never gonna live that down.
Well, that was the last part. I just thought of it. Of course, Bella never told Nessie or Jake that.
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