Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto
Hehehe, I said that this would be longer, but I really had to upload something. SO DON'T YELL AT ME! *gets crushed by reviewers*
And
SASUKE. WILL .DEFINATLYE. BE. ON. THE. NEXT. CHAPTER.
YAY!
Oh, and I know this is really random but wouldn't vaginal dryness be cured by having sex in the shower? O_o…
~Normal P.O.V.~
Mikoto walked in the green law in a little stone walk that ended in the wooden stables. There, several dragons rested in between the straw. Mikoto walked to a big dragon with red and brown scales, his nose smelling and tasting the air and his eyes slightly closed. When he saw Mikoto, he started waging his tail and roaring in happiness.
-"Hi, Akamaru"- Mikoto fondled Akamaru's head. Akamaru happily licked Mikoto's other hand. Mikoto got up and walked to a little shelter not too far from the stables. She took a brown saddle and a little leather bag from inside. She attached the leather bag to her robe belt and grabbed the saddle with her right hand. She walked back to the stable. Occasionally, screams could be heard from the private training field they had, where Obito normally trains. He is the weakest of the family, and has to train really hard to achieve Hunter title. His left eye was injured many years ago and he became blind from that eye. But even without his eye he keeps training and training, just to reach the same title has his big brother kakashi.
Mikoto put the saddle on Akamaru's torso and sat under it. He wagged his red wings and flew away to the Downtown
~Naruto's P.O.V~
Me and Kiba walked to the main gate in front of the house. We saw a shadow pass in front of us, Master's shadow, so we start to ran. We climbed the rocks of the hill that spares Uptown from Downtown. Normally Kiba or I whimpered in pain for our naked feet going against the hard and sharp rocks, but besides that, we didn't said anything, concentrating on putting our feet in between the rocks and not fell down.
We jumped the last rocks and fell on the hard earth ground. Mikoto-sama landed with Akamaru not far from us.
-"Go buy some blood and then go home deliver it to Sakura"- said Mikoto in a serious but calm tone, walking away of us.
In the streets of Downtown, mobs of trolls and mutants tried to walk right between all the shit, beggars and hobos. Me and Kiba walked into the mob, almost being crushed to death by two fat, big trolls who were carrying a log.
-"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"- Kiba yowled in pain, when one of the trolls almost crushed his feet, while I had to bend over to don't get hit by the log.
After several death-near accidents, they got to their favorite bar. The "Pathless flower" its right at the end of the Elder Street, and there usually can be found many creators of the Downtown, as well the Uptown, but they usually don't go there. Its mainly an werewolves bar, since the "Grimy" is the election bar of the city. Plus, werewolves get discount in the drinks when buying blood or other drinks to their Masters.
Me and Kiba entered in the bar. The ceiling, walls and floor were wood, as the banks and the balcony. Wood is very cheap, mainly because there's forest surrounding the village. When its empty, the bar is depressing and lonely. But today, and every day, it's always full.
We looked around and saw familiar faces. I smiled openly when I saw my grandfather Jiraya at a table in the corner of the bar. He had his usually white spiky hair, two scars across his face and a grey metal piercing in the side of his nose that shined with the sunlight. He wore his usually red vest, with a yellow circle on each side and his green, fluffy pants. I waved and started walking towards him
-"Hi, Ero-Sennin"- I greeted. Jiraya is a real "ladies-men", like he calls himself. I only think he's a pervert.
-"Hi, Naruto. How are you?"
-"Good, how about you, guys?"- I said. Tsunade, Sakura's half sister, Shizune, mother, perked up from her drink. Her wore a green tight jacket, with a large opening on the front, or else her big boobs would tear the jacket apart. She had two big blond ponytails resting on her back and a purple tattoo on her forehead, and her face was slightly red
-"Naruto, my friend *hic* Had y'a met my bestest friend, Jack?"- Tsunade almost shoved a bottle of cheap sake against my chin. I pushed the bottle away from my face.
-"Isn't she adorable!"- said Jiraya, licking Tsunade's neck, receiving an approving moan from her. Yep. They were completely wasted.
-"Well, I just leave you guys alone. Bye, Ero-Sennin, Tsunade-no-baa-san!"- I waved at them. They waved back, well, Tsunade waved the cheap sake bottle, I mean, Jack. I saw Kiba drinking at the balcony. I walked to him, waving at Chouji and Temari, Gaara's sister, in the process. They were with Nara SHikamaru, the heir of another vampire clan, the Naras. He was the most lazy person ever existed, his favorite hobby watching the clouds. He also had a 215 I.Q.
I sat on one of the sits near the balcony, and a hand placed a cup with sake in front of my face
-"Drink it. It's by the house"- said a blonde woman from behind the balcony. Ino was a elf, and opened a bar do to her extreme bond with Sakura. She thinks Lycans are "cute" and "fluffy"
I drank the cup. Kiba had already the blood and two cups in front of him. A noise come from the inside the bar, that sounded like dishes breaking.
-"Kira-dammit, Lee!"
-"Sorry!"
Tenten and Lee. Siblings, and really strange persons. Tenten likes weapons in general, she usually wear a kunai has a collar or a shuriken has a ring. And Lee likes training a lot. He also thinks everything its youthful. More dishes were break. Ino sighed.
-"Just a second"- She said, and then walked to inside the bar. There was a long, awkward silence after this.
-"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TWO DO!"
-"IT WAS LEE."
-"THAT'S IGNORANT, TENTEN!"
Yep. They love eachother
SEX!
Now I got your attention…
If anyone knows were Lee's sentence come from, I will dedicate them the next chappie
HINT! Its from a show I saw last night HAHAHHAHAHA! *gets crushed again*
