Disclaimer- Lawyers keep bugging me. I do not have enough spaces for the bodies…I do not own Naruto…*cough* *cough*
WARNING! (Yep, now the story has warnings.)- Language, Gore, heavy KimiTayu make out scene, and a little Kabuto bashing. Why? Cause comedy it's the only thing keepin' me alive…
I wanna thank you my reviewers so far. They make the story go on, and on, til my fingers are burned and fall of like Kakuzo's penis…
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~Normal P.O.V~
A little pidgin flew over the mountains and forests, over the green of the earth and the blue of the oceans. He passed a big and extinct volcano, covered by threes. He flew to a little grey mansion located right in the center of the volcano. He landed on the parapet of a small and dirty window. Someone opened it and picked up the bird
-"A message?"- said Kabuto. He had silver hair attached in a small ponytail. He wore a purple suit and had big glasses that rested in his face. The little pointy ears indicated his specie.
He took the bird to a cage. Several animals, mostly snakes, also lived in that room, in different cages. He took the little envelope from the bird's sharp nails and closed the cage door. The bird immediately started to eat some of the seeds on the cage floor. Kabuto turned his attention to the letter. He raised a grey eyebrow.
-"From the Uchiha clan?"
~Sasuke's P.O.V.~
I ran. I ran the fastest I could. In front of me, a gigantic wild big ran scared, trying to save his life. I already had pierced his left leg with a silver metal kunai, but he kept running. I took one of my kunais from a bag I had on my belt and prepared to shoot at his leg, and I-
ZIP ZIP!
-"What the-"- I said, looking at the poor animal. Two kunais landed and pierced the legs of the poor animal. He started to panic and groining from the shook, the pain and the blood loss, but he couldn't move.
A dark haired man emerged from the threes. He had long dark hair attached in a long ponytail, tossed gently over the left shoulder, two scars in each side of his cheeks and red-blood eyes. He wore a black turtle-neck shirt with no sleeves, and black shorts that reached the middle of his legs. He landed right between Sasuke and the wild pig
-"Dawn, nii-san. You had to ruin everything"- said Sasuke in a mocking tone. Itachi raised an eyebrow at him, and then start to chuckle
-"Yeah, Yeah"- he said. Sasuke put his hands on his hips.
-"I had. I was about to throw a kunai to his leg!"- I said. Itachi turned around and faced the pig, still laughing
-"Lets just take the pig to the mansion, shall we?"- Itachi walked his finger thru the red substance that dropped from the wild pig wounds, and when his finger was well filled with, he took it to his mouth, sucking hard every bit. Itachi smirked, licking his lips
-"I love the taste of fresh blood by the morning"
-"Dude, your sick"- Sasuke made a disgusted face, walking to the pig. Itachi laughed at this
-"Lets just take this"- Itachi grabbed the legs and Sasuke the frontier legs of the wild big, and started walking for the hide-out, not so far from there
-"Eh. I wonder where the rest his…"- said Sasuke. Itachi rolled his eyes
-"Probably lost…"
~Normal P.O.V.~
Tayuya moaned inside Kimimaro's mouth, their hands exploring each others parts. Tayuya slipped a hand into Kimimaro's grey lose pants and boxers, rubbing the long of his semi-hard cock. Kimimaro moaned with that felling
-"Tayuya…"
Tayuya loved that. She loved how the sound of her name escaped from the platinum-headed mouth when caught out guard. He was usually a quite type, more a listener then a talker. Tayuya smirked and started to pumping it, Kimimaro's moans echoing in her mouth
-"Guys? Were are you?"
-"Aw shit"- sighed Tayuya. A few feet from them, a blue haired men confusingly tried to orientate himself. Tayuya started to pumping again, but Kimimaro's hand stopped her.
-"What?!"
-"Lets go."- he said. He walked away of Tayuya, is breath still heavy, but stable. Tayuya cursed Sakon, the shit bag, for ruining her moment. They cant find any time to be together, and now the idiot had to ruin everything. Tayuya sighed and put her brown hat back on, and walked to Kimimaro and Sakon.
-"Hey what did you guys being doin' , un?"- said Sakon, chuckling.
-"Nothing of your fucking business, douchebag"- Tayuya said in a annoyed tone. Sakon started to chuckle
-"That time of the month, un?"- he said. Tayuya smacked him in the head and began to walk really fast, and angrily
-"Ouch, hey, wait!"- Sakon rubbed his head, while running after Tayuya. Kimimaro sighed and slowly walked to them
~Sasuke's P.O.V.~
Knock Knock Knock
-"Come in"- I said. I was trying to save one of my kunais by scrap it with sandpaper. I throw it against a rock while carrying the wild pig and the tip broke. Kabuto opened the wooden door of my tiny, but somehow comforting room
-"There's a letter for you, Sasuke-san. Its from your clan"
I raised an eyebrow at that. I grabbed the letter from Kabuto's raised hand. I opened the letter and began to read it
-"So?"- Kabuto said, in a poor way to pick your nose into somebody's business –"What does it says?"
I throw the letter to the paper basket near the door.
-"My grandfather says I have to marry some whore"
-"Oh"-Kabuto scratch his head- "What are you gonna do?"
-"I have to"- Sasuke laid on his small, also wooden bed –"I cant say "no" to my clan's leader"
-"Well, its okay to me. I guess you only have to talk with Orochimaru-sama" – And Kabuto walked away from my room. Of curse. Talk with him
Orochimaru is the founder and creator of the Hedi Institute. The Hedi Institute is a luxuriant college for young vampires to improve their skills. Only the bests are selected, and, surprise, surprise, me and my brother were selected.
My brother, Yes, my oh-so-almighty-and-powerful brother, Itachi. He got Hunting with my father at the age of 4, killed his first victim at 6. Made his first human victim at 9. He is the pride and joy of the family- Me, oh, I'm just the black sheep hiding under my brother's shadow. And now, I'm suppose to marry a girl I met 2 or 3 times. Isnt it adorable? My father tried to set up Itachi with a couple of vampire clan's heirs, none of them survive. I came to the Institute in a poor and comradely way of running away from the clan's business. Itachi came dragged by is instinct. He's favourite hobby is to discover new ways of teasing the mind of Orochimaru, per example, he refused to make the "cursed seal", a tattoo that represents our presence here in the Institute, he ignores the rules and spits on Kabuto's little witty face. Not that we don't think its funny. That little bitch deserve it some times. I never understood why Orochimaru keeps him in the Institute.
Anyways, I sat on my bed, trying to manage my life at this point.
Knock, Knock, Knock
-"What, now!"- I thought. I sighed. –"Come in"
Itachi pecked to the inside of my room
-"Hey, I just saw Kabuto coming from your room, did something happened?"
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