AN: FINE!! if no one wants to help me think of a pairing I'll think of one myself!!!

Picking on Deidara was fun and all, but like Tsunade-sama alway said 'one day that mouth of your will get you in trouble'. She said I had to much pride now. I was walking back from the dinner with Hidan... foul mouth Hidan or as I now call him FMH. When we got to his room he opened the door stepping in then letting go. (Usually if you have someone behind you you hold the door) With my ninji fast reflexes (Lol) I caught the door letting a small 'hmph' leave my lips. It was late I was tired...really tired like sleep while standing tired.

"Where do I sleep?" I asked.

"floor" He replied walking into the bathroom.

A small smirk appeared on my face as I quick change into my pajamas which were blue silk short shorts and a white silk tank top. I quickly jumped in the bed getting under the soft, comfey covers pulling my head under too. I could hear the bathroom door slowly open.

"What the hell are you doing" was the next thing I heard.

My headpoked out the covers and said "Nothing" streching the word so it took like 30 second to say (that's a long time for one word).

"You can sleep on the bed if you want...but remeber your on MY bed"

"You didn't curse... that entire sentance didn't have a single curse word in it"

"What's your fucking point?!"

"Nothing" I said quickly this time ducking my head back under the covers.

Footsteps could be heard and I could feel the pressure he added as he got on the bed.

"Move over"

I rolled over three times before stopping and againg poking my head out.

"Good Night Hidan"

"Have a nice fucking night and dream about doing me" Hidan said with a smirk.

My smile that naturally apppears on my face disappeared with a slightly confused/twisted face.

"I will, but only if you dream about doing Sasori" I smirked

Haidn smirked disappeared and that's the last thing a can remeber before I gave into the darkness of sleep.

I awake up in a different room the door was... tan meaning ... I was...in ... Deidara's...room.

"Ok how come I always wake uo in a different room why can't I either stay in the same room OR just walk to the next?" I asked... myself aloud.

"Because if you stay in the same room you'll have enough time in that area to fing an eacape, like last time, un"

I was laying on the bed, but I didn't notice Deidara was there too.

"So way am I in your room I've been in it before I could find an escape again"

"And your suppose to be smart, un?"

"What? That was random, but ya I am smart"

"Really so telling your plans to the emeny is smart, un?"

"Ahh- wel- I wouldn't say- sigh no, not really. But who knows it might be part of a big plan and maybe I know the layout of your hole hideout"

"But to answer your first question there's a justu on your right now every day you'll which room between all the mebers expect Konan and Pain-"

"Wait I was already in Pain's room it was purple"

"Purple? Yeah our leader has a purple room, no leader is the akatsuki clouds, un"

"So whose room was I-"

"Kakazu, un"

"Oh"

"Anyway now that I'm up let's get ready, un"

Deidara streched and stood up, he wasn't waering a shirt just ...boxer, black ones.

I stared at his toned muscles.

' I know you like what you see'

What?!

'Just look what you slept next to'

Huh?!

'He looks so much better than Sasuke and you know it'

NO?! He just is good- looking that's all

'Lying to yourself doesn't work'

I'm not lying

'Ya your are'

"Are you ok,un?" Deidara with a confuse face.

"Yeah just arguing with...uh myself" I smile.

"Ok, un"

"do you think I'm crazy"

"uhh not really, or at least compared to the rest of the people here, no, un"

'Now say good because I wouldn't know what to do if you did'

why would I say that?

'because then he'll be like awwww and you'll give have a bear hug so you can feel his smexy abs'

what?

'you heard me'

Whatever

Deidara walked into the bathroom, I heard the shower turn on. AS if on cue I jumped up... Deidara was wrong I am smart last time I was here I made two escape plans, he underestimated me.

There was an air vent above the bed.

After jumping on the bed a couple times I jump into the air vent. Crawling on my hands and knees I crawled towrad what I thought to be the way out. About 15 minutes later I heard Deidara shout 'she's gone, un'.

Crap

'what'

it just got a lot harder

I started crawling twice as fast.

'you can run faster'

I know!

'then ran'

there not enough space

' no retard get down OUT the vent and run'

I see

When I reached the next vent opening I jumped down onto a bed, but there was a big long lump next to where I landed. Only later did I reazile that it was a person. Quickly taking a glance at the door...it was...red.

'Whose door is red'

Itachi

Before I knew it something grabbed my ankle pulling me down, it was a clothed hand. Itachi had grabbed my ankle with his hand still under the covers. Itachi slowly got up, he was wearing just boxers too. He threw he cloak on and grabbed my wrist twisting them behind my back.

"I can make your stay here anything but pleasent. So I suggest you don't try to escape" Itachi hissed into my ear. His warm breath tickled my ear.

He was holding my wrist behind my back with one hand the other was opening the door. He walked out his room closing his door and made his way to Deidara's room.

Opening the door to Deidara's room Itachi saw no one was there. He pushed me in then closed the door.

Ten Minutes later

The door opened a now calm smirking deidara entered. I was sitting on the bed staring at him.

if I stayed in the vent I won't have gotten caught

'And'

I could have escaped

'then we wouldn't get to see Dei-kun again'

huh?

'You know the one who always says 'un'...Deidara'

I knew who you were talking about it's just since when did you start calling him Dei-kun

'since now. I dare you to call him 'dei-kun'

What

'scared'

No

'then do it'

Deidara was now standing in fornt of her.

"Why do you always space out, un?" Deidara asked amused.

"If I told you, you wouldn't believe me"

"Try me, un"

"Well I have an inner-self. Sorta like two people in one body. Well my inner has a sick mind-"

"Your mind, un"

"NO we don't think the same way she wanted me to call you Dei-kun"

Deidara's msmirk went wider, he figured when she's mad he could squeeze out what she's think.

"Why did she want you to call me that, un"

"Because she thinks your sexy"

I just then reailzed what I was saying and a big blush appeared on my face.

"Sexy, un?"

"Just remeber were two different people we just have one body, and that's why I space out I'm usually arguing with her"

"Your 'inner' is...different, un"

"Yeah she's also stronger than me, sometimes when I am weak and she think that I need help she'll come out for awhile, and the only reason I got caught was because she sensed Itachi and told me to jump out the vent when I did. Later when I asked her way she said and I quote 'then we wouldn't get to see Dei-kun again'sigh"

"So your inner really has a thing for me, un"

"I guess"

"Well I want to meet her, un"

"Sorry she only come out during life or death- Nevermind"

"Life or death huh?"

"Did I say that?"

"Yeah you did, un"

Deidara smirked, and before I knew it I was up against the wall his hand on my neck squeeze cutting off my air.

"What...are...you-"

"tell your inner that this could be life or death soon"

I closed my eyes telling my inner to come out and... KICK HIS ASS!

Deidara watch as my eyes open, my eyes were no longer bright green, but crimson red"

Deidara smirked at the change, my charka almost tripled.

"This is the first time anyone...who knows about me has asked to meet me"

"Really, un?"

"Yeah the sakura you knowor as I call her my other half doesn't tend to say that I love...blood. I love watch blood drip, the redness, the metalicness I love it. I can control myself, easy. But as people say true love last forever, and I truely love blood" I.S. (Inner Sakura) smirked.

"So is it true that you think I'm-"

(Bad words :( coing up :0)

"Hell yeah, I was telling my other half that your way hotter than Sasuke why the fuck-"

Deidara's hand came up th smack her mid sentance.I.S. caught his hand while talking, then letting go.

--would she want to save herself for him when she has a completely willing hot guy right here"

"I don't care if you curse just don't say the F word, un"

"Anyways--- my other half told me to tell you to remove your fucking hand off my neck so I can breath and to say 'I can say whatever the fucky fuck fuck I want"

(Most of the bad wirds are gone)

Deidara hand again came up the back hand her but again she caught it.

"I have flawless skin not even one scar, and you expect me to just let you back hand me? I thought my other half told you...I'm strong then she is. But let me not over stay my welcome bye"

I.S. went back and I came back out.

"So was she what you expected?" I asked already knowing the answer, I quickly let go of his hand.

AN: LONGEST CHAPTER I'VE EVER WROTE yay!!!!

Right now it DeiXSak BUt it can change if I get I review saying otherwise, it only takes one.