God people!This is the fucking third Death Note "Ask" column here!Is everyone just poppin up like daisies!And weren't you dead?! O.O eye twitchs

Dear Animelover1002,

There are plenty of "Ask" Death Note character columns, but so what? To my knowledge, there is an L, Near, Matt, Mello, Light, Misa, Ryuk, and Matsuda. Lots of people find them fun. No, I am not dead…

... odd answer...

1. what is your crush's name? please tell me? ...okay, never mind.. that's personal so you don't have to answer... I still wanna know though...

2. May i have another hug? -pushes Matt out of the room so Beyond doesn't have to stare at him and be mad-

3. Have some more jam :D -hands over jam-

4. is there any other flavor of jam you like besides Strawberry?

5. Do you like poetry?

6. you seem like a sweet man since you said you'd prefer to die peacefully in the arms of your crush... are you a sweet man?

Bye Beyond!! -gives Beyond a kiss on the cheek-

Dear puddingcup,

1. Hmm… How about I give you a riddle… The answer to the riddle is her first name, okay? Ahh… lets see… Although this is fairly obvious, it is all I can think of… It means

"strawberry" in an other language. Good enough? Beyond thinks so.

2. Yes, you may have another hug. hugs while smiling

3. Thankyou for the jam, my dear.

4. I like apricot jam to some extent…

5. Yes, I love poetry very much… I happen to like Emily Dickinson and Edgar Alan Poe.

6. Am I sweet? Well, I'm certainly not as sadistic as people say… I am a rather romantic person though.

-blushes a million shades of red-

Master Birthday,

I am sorry I have no jam for you today. I forgot to go shopping, so expect some tomorrow with coffee. Whether or not you answer my questions is entirely up to you, the jam will still come.

1. Is the reason for chosing LA for your murders because of L+A, thus making the case name L, A, and BB, for you, A, and L?

2. May I be allowed to be happy Kira killed Naomi Misora? I ask because what she said about you made me very... angry...

3. Could you please tell me your thoughts on Wammy's House's purpose?

4. Is there anything I could do for you, Master?

5. May I call you my master?

I apologize again for not having the jam on hand. Please forgive me.

Dear MyTimeIs0000,

Hmmm… That sounds rather tasty…

1. I really didn't have a reason behind choosing the city of L.A…. sorry for the disappointment.

2. Yes, you may be happy. It's your own opinion to judge.

3. My personal views are that it is a meaningless area in which children are brainwashed to become another person, in which many of them have never met before. It's bedlam.

4. No, but Thankyou.

5. Please do not.

Helloooo! I got lotsa q's for you BB-Sama!

1. Have you ever thought of getting married and having kids?

2. How many kids do you want?

3. What is your ideal type of woman?

4. Do you sleep with anything odd?

5. What color are your pajamas?

6. Have you ever kissed someone? Who?

7. Has someone ever kissed you? WHO? pulls out AK47

8. Have you ever thought of suicide?

9. Has anyone ever asked you to be their valentine?

10. Have you ever asked anyone to be your valentine?

11. Where do you live?

12. And ah… where exactly does this "Crush" of yours live? hides AK47

-Much love! Miss. Gothic Lolita

Dear Miss. Gothic Lolita

1. Yes, I have

2. Perhaps three…

3. One whom loves me, whom is smart, gentle, likes to cuddle, one who smiles a lot… I could go on…

4. Actually, I do sleep with a torn apart rabbit that my mother had given me when I was young…

5. They vary.

6. Ah yes… My crush… has gone completely goo-goo

7. Yes… The fact that you have a weapon is one reason I will not tell you…

8. I actually have…

9. Most definitely.

10. No…

11. That question is out of range…

12. Not telling! sticks tongue out

XXxIchigoBeyondxXx: AWWW! POOR BEYOND-KUN! snuggles up next to him and kisses his cheek WHAT NOW BIZNITCHESS!!