On the last episode of "Ask BB, We left off…. Here!
crap... i was going to comment on a lot of things that other people have asked because i found your answers interesting but oh well... i'm too lazy to go back XD
I'll just comment on the ones i remember
1. a neurosurgeon (sp?) hunh? neat :D is it for the awesome salary or do you just have interest in the subject?
2. lol i should have guessed you'd choose black and red. I dunno if i get to pick the color of my retainer, but which color should i get? Black, blue, purple, or something else? i'm trying to think of things ahead of time just incase i do have to pick a color and i can't choose... i don't want to pick a color that won't be as fun later, but i'm thinking of those four...
3. Would you like to go to a beach? I'd like to get out of this city cuz it's getting colder so maybe we could go to the beach together? :D i think it'd be fun! i porbably won't go through with my plan, but it would still be fun if i did!
4. you should check FullMetal Alchemist out! i still need to watch the rest of the series XD but it sounds cool.
5. you're so lucky to have straight teeth! lol mine weren't so bad that it was creepy to look at but they could use some straightening out.
5. here's some jam! -hands you five jars of jam-
6. may i please have another hug?
7. do you enjoy answering all the questions people have? i like reading your answers!!
8. do you consider me a friend?
that's all for now! Bye!!
Dear Puddingcup,
4. I shall…
5. Really? Mine were never one-hundred percent perfect…
6. Yes *smiles and hugs warmly*
7. Depending on my mood
8. Quite so
*waves goodbye*
*laughs*Sorry,but those are the rules!Raven,wasn't happy 's one of my freinds.
B-san,I'm going to ask a question most peple tend to do not have to answer if you don't wish.
What do you think of suicide and what advice do you have to those who are considering it?
I'm sorry if I made you ucomfortable,but I need some help and i truely don't want to go to those stupid shinks that mess with your head.
Again,i am sorry if i upsetted you.I also understand if you no longer want to be my friend.
Good bye,B-san.*waves timidly*Dear Animelover1002,
1. Well, I suppose it is ones choice weather they want to take their lives or not, but if you are considering it, you must know, it's quite selfish of yourself. People that love you must go through the burden of missing you and whatnot… quite a difficult process.
No, Beyond wants to keep you as a friend… please don't drift away from me…
Yup, I'm back...so. Questions. I was thinking about them at work cause I had no clue what to ask, and here's what i thought of.
1. Could I pretty pwease have another hug?
2. What's your favorite kind of candy?
3. You would like being a vampire? Cool. Would you like it if I wrote a story like that?
Well, that's all. I had more but apparantly, my rain is being stupid, and I forgot. So until next time...*kisses. hands jam*
Dear Tamix14,
1. Indeed you may. *hugs happily*
2. Anything sour
3. It depends… Are you good at writing stories?
Thankyou for the jam *puts it in pile*
Dear Beyond Birthday(I really do love that name),
1) Three Days Grace is not 'okay'. They are amazing.
2) So you are saying you can go on a B.B. murder spree in LA, practically nailing a sign to your forehead that reads "I AM THE CULPRIT", and you can't bring yourself to confessing you have feelings for someone? I love you and all, but you might need a little help.
3) I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had already escaped. -blush- May I ask... how you managed that? I am rather interested.
4) The fact that you avoided actually answering my question amuses me. So I'll ask again: WOULD you be tempted to find me if I had the initials BB, and lived in LA? What's almost more amusing, is that my question is much more real than you might expect...
5) What were your parents like exactly? Did the way they raise you lead to any of your... mental instabilities? (No offense.) I haven't read the LABB manga yet, so I'm sorry if that was already stated somewhere else.
6) Yes, the entire LABB case WAS very creative. Could you be a bit more specific and tell me your MOST creative technique? Or your favourite? I am, disturbingly, very curious.
-blushes awkwardly after kiss, unsure what to do next-
Dear OutcastToReality,
Thankies *smiles*
1. Okay then *smiles*
2. Yes, I just may *laughs insanely*
3. Beyond cannot share… Sorry…
4. I suppose I would… what are you hiding?
5. Oh, no… My parents were actually very loving and caring towards me… And that's how I became so callous. They cradled me to well, so when they died, and they weren't around to take care of me, I lost it.
6. I suppose for the LABB murders, it was the Wara Ningyo… who else would think of that?
*smiles and hugs*
Hello Beyond. You and L are my favorite characters in the Death Note series. I have a couple of questions for you.
1: What's your opinion on the Manga Murders? I don't know a whole lot about them, but still... I don't think it would hurt to ask.
2: I know Strawberry Jam is your favorite, but what is your least favorite flavor of Jam?
I suppose that's about it for now. Thanks in advance for reading my questions.
Dear Twiliteyes93,
1. I do not understand your question.
2. Currant… yuck.
B why do so many people give you hugs?
Do you like naomi misora- as a friend or more?
-by the way all my friends a school call me B because they say i act like you.
ps y r awsom.
Dear deathnotekira1331,
I cannot understand why.
I dislike her to a very high level.
Interesting…
alright..so its my first time...obviously, as my screne name has yet to come up in the reviews im sure.
anywhoo...i have lots of questions.
1. if you had an ex boyfriend that did horrible things to you, stalked you, threatened to beat up your new boyfriend, and threatened to kill you, would you file a restraining order?
2. currently, im dating a dead guy...but thats cause i believe in spirits, and he died while i was dating him, and he still seems interested...is this odd?
3. are you as tall as L? [hes 5'10.]
4. do you weigh as much as L? [he weighs 110 lb.]
5. why do you say your not dead...it states clearly that you died of a heart attack 1 and a half years after Naomi caught you..so you dies January 21st?
6. i assume that your approximately three years younger than L...and he died when he was 25..but when you died, he was 24...so that makes you about 21?
7. i painted a large portrait of you in order to portray the word ambivalence..how does that make you feel? [i got an A on it. :]]
8. the stains on your shirt...that so often appear in your "pictures"...are they from blood? or from jam?
9. you almost inspired me to become a serial killer...is that weird?
10. am i asking too many questions?
11. if you loved L like a brother, then why did you want to kiss him?
12. if humans arent supposed to tell that a person with shinigami eyes have the eyes [thus making them red] what color are your eyes really?
13. were your parents on something when they named you? dont get me wrong...its a beautiful name...its just...so different?
14. if my assumptions are correct, and both you and L grew up in whammys house, which resides in England, would that mean both of you have a British accent when speaking English?
15. L plays tennis, have you ever tried taking up the sport?
16. many people thought my portrait of you was a self portrait...i do not intend to look like you, but apparently, i do...weird huh?
17. before i knew you existed, as well as L[even though your blatantly fictional], i had a habit of sitting like you, and the whole finger to mouth thing as well...again..odd right?
18. what do you think of people writing stories about your life that depict you as cruel, when its clear that your not?
19. please dont take offense to my perhaps offensive type wording...but i hope you know that i think your a very sweet person, and i appreciate your romanticism...[after all im staying with my love even though hes dead.]...do you wish to become friends?
20. L mentioned he did strange things when he was Lights age [17]..what are some of these strange things?
21. may i have a hug? i dont mean to be repetitive of every person who replies this column...but i love hugs...big ones in particualr...bear hugs? yes...bear hugs...will you give me one? i will reward you with a jar of jam...as well as a friendly kiss on the cheek. :]]
sincerely, meeshell
Dear a-devoted-life,
1. Most indeed so!
2. No. Love is love *smiles*
3. I am 6'1
4. Just about
5. Beyond is not dead, clearly.
6. I will not reveal my age.
7. That is quite interesting… May I see it?
8. What stains?
9. Yes. I wouldn't do it.
10. No
11. *blushes* Beyond has his reasons…
12. Red… I merely wear contacts
13. Not to my knowledge… My parents weren't those kind of people…
14. Yes.
15. Yes.
16. Very.
17. Again, very.
18. They don't know much; I do not understand how they think they could write something as serious as my life story, without my permission either.
19. Indeed I do
20. I am not L…
21. yes *smiles and glomps*
...Hello...um...Beyond...Birthday? Um, well I kinda only read like 3 pages before skipping to the end, so sorry if my questions have been asked. Okay, first of all, Who Are You, really? I have never seen anyone with your name or even "BB" in the anime or manga. where can you be found? Next, what do you look like? Do you look like L at all? Okay Last question, well its not really one. You are copying L's "Ask L." Even the beginning is almost the same. Is it another way of beating him or whatever? Well Baibai
Dear Akira-san,
1. Death Note: Another Note
2. Like a human being
3. … Many characters have a fan-interaction column
Hey BB,
I just have one question...
You wanted to become L to surpass him, right? Was it Lawliet you wanted to become or the entity L? Like, if a new L had been appointed while you were still in the Wammy House, would you have dropped your apearance as Lawliet and start to look like the new L, or stayed looking like Lawliet? (You can edit out the name if you want, some see it as a spoiler, I just didn't know how to phrase the question without using names. It looked too confusing with so many L's.)
Thanks~
Dear Nixie23,
1. I do not understand the question
2.?
Sweet, BB!! I love you. In a non-creepy way. I almost named my cats after you and L, but my family thought it would be weird so I named them Sora and Riku...but the cat that was supposed to be you is adorable and trys to escape. :] You know, you're the reason I started eating jam. I absolutely detested it before even though I didn't try it, but now I like it...Anyway, here. -hands you jam-
Question time.
1. May I have a hug please? If not, I understand.
2. Have you ever made L...purr? (Sorry, that was my friend's question...)
3. Do you have any memories of your family or life before Wammy's? If so, would you mind sharing some with me? (Sorry again if that's been asked before, I'm too lazy to read through everything...x.x;)
4. Do you have an screen name for AIM? Cuz I have L's, if you want it...
So, yeah, that's about it. Keep being adorable :3
-Lawlipop1031
Dear Lawlipop1031,
Thankyou for the jam. *smiles*
1. Yes *extends arms*
2. What?
3. Ah, yes, I shall get to that perhaps next chapter due to the overwhelming fan want for the answer.
4. Nope
Beyond,
1. I'm not really sure what to say... most of these "Ask ..." fanfictions are no problem for me, but you really are an enigma... I'm curious about you.
2. While I admit that you should have paid more attention to Naomi Misora, I think she was incredibly stupid and slow. I solved every clue given in "The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases" several pages before her. What are your thoughts on it? It must have been frustrating to have to practically spell everything out for her.
3. At the scene of the first murder, did you actually read the book super fast, or did you just pretend, already knowing the context.
4. What is your favorite word? Mine is Sesquipedalian.
5. What is your least favorite word? Mine is *shudders* Delete.
6. Did you ever meet your father? You don't have to answer if you don't want to. If you didn't meet him, do you think he might have been a Shinigami?
7. If you don't mind, could you tell me about your mother?
That's all. Thank you for you time,
EowynsPen
(PS: May I... have a hug? *reaches arms out tentatively and cautiously)
Beyond, (CH14)
1. You didn't add my questions from chapter 13 when you updated T.T now I'm sad... please add them in the next chapter?
2. I like strawberries...
3. All my questions were in my last review, so... please add them instead of this!
Bye!
-EowynsPen
Dear EowynsPen,
1. …
2. Ah yes… She was quite stupid to say it plainly.
3. I had memorized it, but to someone like Misora… well…
4. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
5. Rubbish
6. Yes, he was in fact human.
7. She was very pretty, yes… She was about 5'7, and she loved sunflowers… she had me when she was seventeen… she had electric blue eyes and wavy dark brown hair… she always smelt nice… She often gave me candy and she made me cookies when I was sad *smiles in thought* and I remember when I was two she knit me the softest blanket… Her name began with the letter "A" if I recall…
8. Yes you may *hugs*
2. Beyond likes strawberries as well :)
YAY! Beaches are so much fun!
I got my retainers. i didn't get to pick what color they were, but i got to pick two cases for them (one for home and one for school) and i got a black one and a white one. they're awesome!
1. did you enjoy your time at the beach?
2. may i have another hug?
3. Here's some jam! -gives you jam and smiles-
4. have you ever seen the show "Unsolved Mysteries"? I'm watching it right now and it's pretty interesting.
That's all for now
Have a good day and a happy new year!Dear Puddingcup,
1. Indeed I did *smiles* did you?
2. Of course *hugs happily*
3. Thankyou for the jam. Dearie
4. Not that I recall…
Thankyou! *Waves*
I'd lick the floor if I was in your position. Just saying.
^_^
How have you been?
Questions today are:
1. What were you like as a child?
2. Did you ever write poetry?
3. Can you dance? (pardon me if it's been asked)
4. Can I come to the beach with you and Puddingcup too?
5. Happy New Year! (glomps)
--WK
Dear Wasabikitty10,
*Smiles and hugs*
1. Curious, very curious.
2. Oh yes, I love writing.
3. So-so
4. Oh yes, when this chapter is over we shall all go (Beyond does not want to get caught behind again)
5. Thanks, you too *smiles*
Hiya, Beyond Birthday. I was just wondering if you happened to have confessed to your crush yet. It's pretty obvious your dear Ichigo-chan likes you very much considering she's typing all of your answers for you. In case she's not reading the questions, just tell her to answer "hush up or die" and even if she is, you can always say I guessed wrong, but you know I'm right!
I really think you have an interesting and, frankly, adorable personality, so don't worry about girl troubles. No one could turn you down!
Please read up on FullMetal Alchemist. That's where I got my name, and I think you might like one of the characters very much...he reminds me of you, but he's not nearly as cute.
You have strawberry jam, strawberry syrup, strawberry shortcake, and even a strawberry crush! Let's see...I know!
Here's two Ichigo plushies, one from Bleach (the strawberry-blonde male) and one from Tokyo Mew Mew (the cat-like girl) with a side of a gallon of extra-sweet strawberry milk!
I won't ask for a hug, because I know you're probably tired of them. Instead, as a favor to me, would you please give one to Ichigo-sama? I'll bet it'll make her happy.
Hasta la vista, baby!Dear O'chibi-brat,
Oh, she's not typing the answers, I am, I just hacked her FF without her knowing… not a bright idea *sweatdrop*
Oh, Thankyou *smiles and hugs anyway*
Goodbye!
You're angery at me,aren't you?It's okay.I'll leave you alone bye, wish me luck.
Dear Animelover1002,
Wha? No!
Hello, Beyond Birthday! Or do you prefer BB? Or B?
Wow, I'm amazed by how much jam you've received. Quite impressive... I'm adding some more to your stash, so here you go -gives Beyond 10 large jars of strawberry jam-
Okay then, on to my questions:
1. Are you aware that fans draw you looking like L, except with red eyes and covered with blood/jam? Do you and L even look EXACTLY alike?
2. Also, I saw somewhere that you SLEEP, unlike L. I've noticed that most fans draw you with dark bags under your eyes... What the heck?
3. Did you live in England when you became an orphan? Why did you reside at Wammy's House instead of a different orphange where they don't mold kids to become someone else?
4. What motivated you to create the most difficult case for L? Quite creative, I must say!
5. Is L related to you at all? (referencing to my first question)
6. What year were you born in? Seriously. I'm curious.
7. Did you ever confront L AFTER you were arrested?
8. If I were Naomi, I wouldn't have touched you right after you...umm... (cough, cough) burntyourself (cough, cough). Honestly, that was quite ignorant of her to do that--and with METAL! That must of hurt really bad.
9. Would you like a hug? I see that you are getting tired of hugs, so you don't have to hug me...
10. How do you act around girls? XD
11. If you were Kira, what would you do? (commiting suicide isn't an option in this case)
12. Instead of being psychotic and torturous, why couldn't you just shoot your victims? Or is that far less complex for L?
13. What was your childhood like?
14. How old were you when you became an orphan?
15. Which animal do YOU think you resemble? (in your calm state, that is)
I love you so much!
Rachel-Ray
Dear Rachel-Ray,
1. No, we do not.
2. I surmise they are drawing makeup.
3. No, Germany. I am not German though.
4. Creating the most difficult case would have me surpass him so…
5. No
6. Somewhere in the 1900's *smiles*
7. He visited me once in jail.
8. Yes, it did… It gave me an infection…
9. Oh, yes *hugs gratefully*
10. Um…
11. I suppose the same thing has been doing up to this point…
12. Because I like to experiment *winks*
13. It was peaceful to say it in one word.
14. Young.
15. …?
Oh, yes, and you win, for not giving my spell-check a seizure. Thankyou, Rachel-Ray. *Smiles*
(Fonz-esque and somewhat depressed way) Hey, B. how's it going?
Hope you're better than I am, because... Remember my question about how to survive "university stress"? Well... That bloody thing gave me a depression and now I'm taking medication! I had to give up a whole hard-working semester because I started to get "heart burns" due to the pressure! Can you believe it?! (Cries in frustration)
*snivel*...sorry. Anyway, enough about me. Let's talk about you:
1. How did your beach trip go with Puddingcup? Where exactly did you go? If I'm allowed to know...
2. Do you enjoy comedy? Ever watched Monty Python? They're the best! It's been my second "medication" and it works...!
3. How's the pet rabbit? Did you name it?
4. And have you told her? You know... Her? (Shows a drawing of a strawberry) Got my point?
And that's it. Bye and have a nice day, handsome.
(Leaves in a dull way. But wait... what's behind B's back? It's a jar of strawberry jam!)
Dear Zazie-Curie,
Cheer up! You could be dead! *winks* perhaps you should join puddingcup, wasabikitty, and I at the beach *smiles and offers hand*
1. It was quite funfun *smiles* We went to a beach…
2. Not as much as drama… I have seen Monty Python.
3. Oh yes, she's good… her name is "Adalia"
4. Beyond has tried, but felt as if he were to throw up every time he reaches her doorway…
The jam has appeared like magic!
Dear BB,
Why do you like to kill people?
Can I have some strawberry jam?
I love you!!(hugs and then quickly runs away)
Dear The Half moon umbreon,
I will say this once, and never again…
BEYOND IS NOT AN INSENSITIVE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs out and slams door*
*Comes back in to grab all of the beach-goers*
*Runs back out*
