Note:
This story is set ln a universe very similar to that of "Today's Menu for the Emiya Family."
"Dialogue"
'thought'
Hearing the scream and worried about what might have happened to the girl, Shirou immediately started to run towards the room they were in, but what would normally have been a very simple action turned out to be much more difficult than usual and the reason was quite obvious, he was not at all used to running with the body he had now, The weights on his chest and the high-heeled sandals made it very difficult for him to keep his balance, and the bikini he was wearing was not at all able to hold the two huge breasts that were now attached to his chest, causing them to bounce with every step, creating a strange sensation he had never experienced before. But he did not care about these things right now; he was too focused on getting to the room where the girls were. Thanks to this concentration, he managed to reach his goal quite quickly, even though it took him longer than it would have if he had his body.
Shirou quickly entered the room when he asked.
"I heard a scream, are you all okay?"
But as soon as he saw the five girls in the room, he froze; they did not look like the people he knew at all. Two of them had two long horns sticking out of their foreheads, which made him realize that they were not human; one had long blonde hair, and the other had short purple hair. Both were quite short and wore a kimono, but the one with the purple hair had it completely open, revealing what she was wearing underneath, stripes of black material that barely covered the most important parts, the sight of which was enough to make him blush. The other three girls seemed to have nothing in common, one looked like an older version of Saber, wearing a white bunny dress with ridiculously large breasts, second only to the ones now attached to his chest. The other had long white hair, fuchsia eyes, pointed ears, and wore a bright white tunic. The last remaining one had long pink hair, violet eyes, a strange dress that left her belly completely exposed, and a headband with rabbit ears.
After a few seconds in which everyone looked at each other in total silence, the purple-haired girl turned to Shirou.
"Sempai, is that you?"
Thanks to what Rin had told her earlier, Sakura had been able to get a good idea of the situation and because of that, she was able to immediately understand from the woman's demeanor that it had to be her beloved Sempai Shirou Emiya. When Shirou heard this question, he immediately realized who the girl was, so he replied
"Yes I am, you are Sakura aren't you?"
Hearing this, she immediately replied
"Yes, Sempai."
Sakura's answer gave Shirou confirmation that these girls he had theoretically never seen before had to be Sakura, Saber, Rin, Illya, and Rider, but there was still the problem of figuring out who was who, so he decided to take matters into his own hands by saying
"I think you've already figured it out, but each of us is in a different body than our own, so in order to get a good understanding of who is who, I'd like each of us to take turns saying our name out loud. I'll start, I'm Shirou."
The first to respond was Sakura, who confirmed her name.
"I am Sakura."
Then it was the white-haired girl.
"I am Saber."
Shirou was a bit surprised that this girl was Saber because he had expected her to be the girl in the bunny costume who looked like a more mature version of her. This very Saber-like girl was the next to answer.
"I am Illyasviel of Einzbern."
She said as she crossed her arms under her new breasts to show them off better, and this behavior plus Illya's obviously joyful tone made Shirou think that what had happened to them was Illya's fault, but before he could ask her, the pink-haired girl answered his request.
"I am Rider."
And finally, the other demon girl, who could only be one person by now, revealed her identity but did not stop there.
"I am Rin and I think I have an idea about what is causing all this."
"Really!"
Shirou exclaimed surprised by the news, on the other hand Rin felt really embarrassed because now she had to admit in front of everyone that this mess was probably her fault, so after a few seconds of indecision she gathered all her courage and began to explain.
"You see, last night, just before I came here to eat, I had done a magic experiment to give my body the physical strength of a servant, and at first I thought I had failed because all I got was a strong flash of light, but seeing what happened to our bodies, I think my experiment turned us into random servants from the throne of heroes." Then he quickly apologized, "I'm really sorry."
Everyone stood in silence for a few seconds to process what Rin had just said, the first person to break it was Shirou who asked in a tone somewhere between angry and disappointed.
"Tohsaka, why on earth did you decide to do such an experiment?"
"Uh...w-well," she looked away and crossed her arms, "I just wanted to show that even something as difficult as getting a servant-like level of physical strength was a very easy thing to do thanks to my skills in magic."
Shirou let out a deep sigh, he had immediately realized that this was just an excuse, but for now, he decided not to inquire more about her motives, because knowing her, it wouldn't get him anywhere, so he immediately decided to ask the most important question.
"So if it was so easy for you to do it, it should be just as easy to undo it, right Tohsaka?"
"Uhh..." Rin started, not sure if she was able to do it but not wanting to admit it, she decided to put it off until later and said "Of course I'm able to do it, I just need to go back to my lab and I'll have everyone back to normal in no time".
Obviously, Shirou had some doubts that Tohsaka was really able to bring them back to normal so easily, but since he had no other choice at the moment, he could only accept it as the truth.
"Then let's hurry and go to your house, Tohsaka."
Shirou said and started towards the door but was stopped by Sakura who grabbed his hand.
"Sempai, I think before we go, we should change our clothes, I think the ones we are wearing would attract too much attention."
Sakura said with flushed cheeks that contrasted sharply with her new pale skin, reminding Shirou of what he was wearing and making him blush deeply.
"I think Sakura is right, with these clothes we will probably be stopped by the police before we get to Rin's house," Rider said.
"You're right, but how do we do that? I don't think our normal clothes will fit anymore," Shirou said, trying not to think about the fact that if no one stopped him, he would end up on the street with a body like that, wearing only a bikini.
"We could try to exchange our usual clothes, for example Shirou, I think the clothes you usually wear should be about the right size for this body," Rider said.
"Are you sure my clothes will fit? after all, they are men's clothes."
"Yes, they should fit infundo, this body is also that of a man."
Hearing this, everyone turned to Rider and shouted.
"What!?"
"S-seriously Rider?" asked Sakura, "Yes, what I feel between my legs is proof of that," said Rider with a slight blush on his face. Saber, Sakura and Rin thought in unison, "How can a boy be so cute and feminine!?" while feeling a strange sense of defeat in their hearts.
There was a few seconds of awkward silence that was broken by Shirou.
"Come on, let's figure out who's going to wear whose clothes."
But Artoria, taken back by the "defeat", said
"Shirou, aren't we forgetting something?"
Hearing this, Shirou immediately began to think about it, but before he could find the answer, the answer came to him. The door to the room opened and revealed a beautiful barefoot girl with long pink hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a strange white dress that only covered her torso, leaving her belly completely visible, and a short skirt of the same color. As soon as she entered, she was obviously very excited, but now she seemed much more focused, looking at the people in the room with a confused expression on her face, then asking
"What the hell is going on?"
This girl was Lancer, who had also been affected by Rin's experiment, and so Shirou tried his best to explain the situation to her.
"Sigh, you're basically telling me that the little girl failed a magic ritual and that's why we got the body of random servants from the throne of heroes, damn it, why did Medb have to happen to me?" said Lancer.
"Lancer, do you know the servant whose body you have now?"
"Yes, he's an old acquaintance of mine from when I was alive, anyway little boy, you've got quite a body, those breasts are huge, probably the biggest I've ever seen and I've seen some in my life, how about you let me feel them?"
Shirou was probably experiencing the most embarrassment of his life at that moment, his face had surpassed the coarseness of a tomato.
"Lancer, stop this nonsense," Saber said again, holding the staff like a sword and pointing it at Lancer's new face. Lancer burst out laughing.
"Ahahahahahahahaha, don't worry Saber, I was only joking, I would never touch your beloved master's breasts without your permission, ahahahahahahahahahah".
Hearing this, Saber withdrew the staff and blushed as well.
"You guys are always too funny to make fun of," Lancer said after he finished laughing, then continued, "Anyway, shouldn't we change and then go to the little girl's house to get back to normal?"
End of chapter
Sorry for the long wait it took me much longer than I expected to finish this chapter, I hope it beats you and thanks to whoever unque decides to read it.
I will try to get the next chapter out within the next three months.
List of exchanges:
Shirou = Raikou (Lancer)
Rin = Ibaraki Doji
Sakura = Shuten Doji
Saber = Proto Marlin /Lady Avalon
Rider = Astolfo (Saber)
Illya = Artoria (Ruler)
Lancer= Medb
