Dear Friends,
Beyond Birthday is happy to say he has returned with new ideas! Could you believe his computer blew up, and it took him this long to get a new one? What are the odds? Anyway, Beyond Birthday proudly presents chapter 17!
-grins- yes, you probably do sense that... i... eh i hate to use the word love so 'casually' but i love Spock more than L if that's possible... -blushes- he's so cool!! i started writing a fanfiction for Star Trek but it's really crappy so i'll never put it up here.
I live in Missouri... we just got snow last night :D normally i wouldn't like the cold, but we got a Snow Day for school which almost NEVER happens so i'm happy :D
Battlestar Galactica... I'll have to start watching that. I've heard good things :D
and i know what you mean about the whole *big nerd apparently* lol i'm the same way...
and i've probably asked you this before, but have ever seen Eagle Eye? i'm watching it right now and it's good :D i like shia lebouf!!
Do you like the band Skillet?
have you ever heard the song "Puppies" by J Bigga? it's kinda dirty but it makes me laugh XD
May i please have another hug?
here's some jam! -hands you strawberry jam and a seashell i picked up from our beach trip-
that's all for now!!
bye!
Dear puddingcup,
1. I actually believe I have seen Eagle Eye. Quite the interesting movie it is.
2. I have never hear of that band… Are they good?
3. I have not
4. Why certainly! *hugs happily*
Thankyou!
Dear Beyond,
1. They are egotistical, aren't they!
2. How many children do you want?
3. L says hello and wonders how you are.
4. What is your living condition like at the moment? RIght now, L is residing in my closet. I like to make fun of him for that... but then he looked in my underclothes drawer *sweatdrop* did you know he was such a pervert?
5. Thanks BB! Have some peaches! Sorry about no strawberries, but L already ate all of them...
Hugs!
-EowynsPen
Dear EowynsPen,
1. Oh yes!
2. Beyond would very much like a son and daughter someday, but doubts his ability to be a good father…
3. Fine, Thankyou.
4. A house.
5. Oh, Thankyou, I enjoy peaches!
*hugs gleefully*
hi beyond! l is a bit of a jerk and matt won't write back so i love you now! i will give you jam... if you kiss me. no kiss, no jam. now, questions.
1. do you like smooth criminal. not the sucky alien ant farm one, the original,cool, jacko one.
2. do you like grape jelly?
3. if naomi wanted to kiss you what would you do?
4. (not a question) you are now anti-L, the anti fairy. you get bat wings!
5. what is your opinion on adolf hitler?
6. would you breakdance if your life depended on it?
ok, love ya boo!
AMFG
Dear animorphsfreakgirl,
Beyond cannot kiss a stranger! *pouts*
1. Well, it is interesting…
2. Not so much.
3. Misora-San would not like to kiss me, therefore, the question is irrelevant.
4. Oh, really?
5. He was an intelligent man, but he misused his power over people greatly.
6. Beyond cannot dance one bit…
*giggles*Are you alright?Cause I don't want to have to call 911.I REALLY don' when you have the time,I'd still like to hear your -bye,B-san.*hugs you*Thank you for being my friend.
Dear Animelover1002,
Beyond is quite alright. *snuggles*
BB! n_n
i'm a biig fan of you!!
for you! -hands you a big jar of jam-
now,questions!
1-have you ever came to Brazil? is a beautiful place to visit!
2-you really should ask Ichigo out!she would love it for sure!
3-may i have a big hug? Brazilians like me looves bigs hugs!
Dear Ninna-chan,
Thankyou for the jam!
1. No, not yet at least.
2. Eh…
3. Of course! *hugs*
Dear Beyond,
Aw, fine! You got me, I can't stand keeping secrets from you when you pout. Yes, I do have the initials BB...sort of. My initials are H.B.B., and I DO live in L.A. (Wow, I just failed the internet safety test, didn't I?)
To answer the 'favorite song' question, I am in love with the songs Round Here by Counting Crows, Life Is Beautiful by Sixx:AM, Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against, and pretty much any Linkin Park or Three Days Grace song. But those are only the songs I enjoy at the moment, in a week or so I will cast them aside and find some other song to listen to obsessively...
O_O *tries to speak* You... You haven't see The Dark Knight...?! Well then what are we WAITING for?! *drags Beyond to nearest IMAX theater* Lucky for you, the movie has been secretly re-released at IMAX until mid-february! *pulls Beyond into seat next to her* Let the movie-watching begin! 8D
Dear OutcastToReality,
1. You did, but I'm sure pedobear will steer clear of your door…
2. munch munch munch
Aw. :] You're so sweet. Indeed, it is very interesting. Our first black president! Poland Spring and Acadia are water bottle..things. I like Poland Spring better... I love winter, too! I get aggravated easily in hot weather o.o;. Invisibility, huh? That's cool. I'd probably want that power too, or to be able to fly...but that's so unoriginal. -laughs nervously- By the way, I'm watching The Grudge right now. CREEPY MOVIE. Crazy asian ghosties...I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. -frowns- Anyway...questions.
1) Do YOU like The Grudge?
2) Any tips on not having nightmares tonight?
3) Alright, enough of the pointless questions. Everyone has read Twilight. Have you? (That was kinda pointless too...)
4) Do you like reading books? I absolutely love to, which is weird, since I never used to like reading before. -shrug-
5) What's your favorite scary movie? I can't decide mine. I've seen so many. Which is also strange! Considering I get scared easily.
Alrighty, that's it. Here's some jam for being awesome. :3 -hands you jar of jam- Yeah, so, keep being magnificent.
By the way, I'm determined to say an adjective every time at the end of my review/questions! I'll try to think of more worthy ones for someone as epic as you. Alright. NOW I'm done. :]
Dear Lawlipop1031,
1. Scary movies frighten me, to tell you the truth.
2. Just don't think about it.
3. Beyond tried to, but he couldn't. It was just so terrible!
4. Oh, yes. Beyond has many books at home with him.
5. Beyond cant stand to watch scary moves!
Thankyou for the jam!
Beyond-kun,
I do not have time to look over your previous replies to others at this moment, so please forgive any repeated questions I might offer up. My name is not important, but if you wish to have something to call me, Kanki will suffice.
I realise that you talk about the death of the world, and your inability to see it, as well as how vexing this is... but... if you did have the ability to see the death of the world, would you really want to know it? I personally find that I would never be able to look. Such a knowledge would weigh more heavily than knowing the death of every sentinant being.
Now, if another being (for example, a cat, a sheep, etc.) has no numbers or name above it's head, do you think that it constitutes that said creature has no soul? After all, chairs have no numbers. Trees do not. Are they soulless, do you think? And what would the repercussions of lacking a soul be, in your opinion?
Regarding the subject of L… you don't hate him, I assume? But… do you love him? I doubt this highly. I feel that your obsession with him goes far beyond (no pun intended) such simple, base emotions as love and hate. But if you would please elaborate on this?
If you wish, you may have my eyes, though they are not in peak condition.
I can make jam for you, if you like, but mayhap you already have a favorite brand and would not care for my home-made kind?
Bless'd Be,
KankiDear Kanki,
1. I still think I would like to see it.
2. Oh, it is just because they are simply in adamant. Something that is in adamant will not have a soul.
3. Beyond cannot describe his feelings, really. He is no poet, nor psychiatrist.
4. Hehe Beyond will pass on your eye-offerings, and would be pleased to have someone make jam for him. *smiles*
Hello Beyond-sama. It's me, AngelofSatire. XD
I had a few questions for you.
1) Do you tell me a few British insults please?
2) I um... Coul you let me go to the beach with all of you next time please? If yes, then can you teach me how to swim?
3) Recently, I lost my best friend and I'm being forced to move away from the house I spent most of my life in. Do you have any advice or words of wisdom for me please?
4) Would it insult you if despite all I've learned about you from this, that I go and write a fanfiction where you are psychotic and evil? So sorry...
5) Can we please be friends? -hopeful look-
6) Can you go to Disney world with me? I live in Florida but oddly enough, I've never been there.
Thanks. I didn't have a jar of jelly to give you so will be okay with small containers of strawberry jelly I stole from school?
I wuv you BB-kun.
Dear AngelofSatire,
1. It is impolite to call a woman a bint. Chav and charva are impolite as well.
2. Oh, yes. That would be quite fun!
3. Well, Beyond has been in this type of situation many of times, and the most he can make out of it is to keep his head up.
4. Nah. Beyond is used to it now.
5. Oh, yes!
6. What is Disney world?
I would appreciate that.
oh i has question for BB! 0v0
It says that when a person dies they don't come back, yet I'm a zombie. So, does that mean you're wrong?
(lol srry i jus feel like playing around w
Dear Kait's Corpse,
What?
hello BB!
sorry i haven't been on latly, i was grounded. but to make up for it, here's some...APPLE PIE! (and some jam if you don't like pie)
1) do you like doing homework? I don't and that's why I was grounded...
2) do you like Super Mario World (For the Super Nintendo)? I've been playing it all morning!
3) Do you like snow?
4) have you ever seen the Saw moives?
5) or House of Wax, The Devil's Rejects, or Any Rob Zombie Film? If so, what did you think?
and...that's all I got... I asked about the movies cuase I own them, but I never watched them. (I'm a scardy pants!)
Dear ScreamingBloodyMurder,
It's alright. Beyond wasn't on lately either…
1. Oh, heavens no.
2. Video games are more Matt's thing. I've never really tried to play.
3. Yes. It's quite beautiful.
4. No! Beyond is afraid of them…
5. Another no…
well first, Ill reply to your replies
1. yeah, i got rid of that psycho kidd. hes not nice. OH! im writing a story about you...well, its not about you..it just has you in it...but like in a totally alternate universe, i hope it doesnt offend you. Mello was being mean to you in it. :[
2. and thankyou, some people think its creepy that im staying with him, but hes here..i just know it.
3. woah! thats really tall, im like... short, could i have a piggy back ride? :D
4. :/ thats awefully light for your height...ive become worried about you as of this moment, i know your a veggitarian [high five] but you still need some mre weight on yourself kiddo.
5. ahaha, that makes sense, i prefer you alive anyways. mwah! just on the cheek sillysilly.
6. fair enough...you do not need t reveal your age. :] i was only making estimates and hypothesies. i spelt that wrong. i just know it.
7. :D if you really want you can. m..i can take a picture of it...yeah? I hope you like it. Ms. Hendries did. The people at my school said you were "hot"...though how they know your temperature is beyond me[no pun intended with the beyond thingyy].
8. well i always see pictured of you with stains...i rarly see otherwise. :/ so i assumed that they were real, i dunno.
9. yeah, my friends said i shouldnt either. but i just thought your methods were ingenious, though of course those people were going to die...so i suppose that you werent doing any harm, but i would be huh?
10. yay for not asking too many questions
11. yeah, i suppose i would want to kiss him too..hes very endearing. i respect your silence. :]
12. dude, awesome! though, why do you wear contacts? you must have a very lovely shade of red colored eyes, why hide it? :/
13. well thats good. I still think your names beautiful though. :D As is Ichigo ;p, her name suits you.
14. hmm...would you like to play a tennis game someday? I have to practice of course, sergery was not kind to my muscles.
15. bahahah, awesome, i knew youd have an accent! dont ask why i find that facinating.
16. hm..well, theyre still asking me if thats a self portrait, even though it says Beyond Birthday...theyre not smart clearly.
17. yes...ive found those habits t be quite comfortable. :] though, i cant say im fond of strawberry jam, i like blackberry. we should have a jam party!
18. yes, well...as i said before. your very sweet. you remind me of my best friend. we should be friends kay?
19. yay! friends! im gonna make you a bracellet kay? kay.
20. hmm.i suppose your not L, but werent you around when he was seventen? anything strike you as odd?
21. YES! *hugs back after recovering from glomp*
NEWQUESTIONS
22. ohohohoh! i wanted to know, how did you do in school, i just got a 13/15 on this huge speech, im stoked...did you ever like speeches?
23. what did you always want to be when you grew up?
24. do you like Light and his ideals? or do you not really know him?
25. Athena says hi. Can she be your friend too?
26. Have you ever wanted to die your hair a wackyy color?
27. whats your favorite type of flower?
28. do you eat marshmellows? [i know some veggitarians that dont cause they have meat bi-products in them.]
29. lastly, have you ever been surfing? since you just went to the beach. :]
byebye-*hugs again and gives kiss again*
have some jam
love, Meeshell.
Dear a-devoted-life,
1. Oh, really? Fascinating.
3. Sorry… Beyond is quite weak…
6. Hypothesis is the correct spelling.
7. Oh! Beyond would love that!
12. Because it's very unnatural!
14. That would be quite fun.
17. Beyond will bring the strawberry!
18. Oh, that would be nice.
19. Oh?
20. Yes, actually.
22. No.
23. Before I was taken to the orphanage, a doctor… but I was very small then.
24. He is a creative thinker, but an overzealous man.
25. The more, the merrier.
26. Nope.
27. Gardenia
28. Yes! They are great in strawberry!
29. No…
Bye! Thankyou for the jam *hugs*
ahh..its my second reviewing tday!
sorry...*bites lip.*
30. just wanted to say " I need a trusted source to confirm… Puddingcup, Wasabikitty, Zazie, Animelover (Beach Pals)… Is that so?"...i wanna be included. can ? Am i worthy of being one of Beyonds best buds and beach pals?
and 31. yeah, you should ask her..tell herr..i never thought the person i love would love me back, but he did, and he does, sure i told him when i was really mad, but still...tell her, i dont know anyone in their right mind that would turn you down. your amazing.
Dear a-devoted-life,
30. Yes, and yes. *smiles*
31. Beyond thinks this girl is better off without him. Perhaps he would be better off with one of the reviewers…
Hi Beyond,
Wild strawberries are the best kind, wouldn't you agree? *Grin*Dear Nickole,
I suppose they are.
Was L bald?
...
(bursts out laughing at the mental image)
What's your favorite type of hat? I really like bowler hats and hats like INDIANA JONES wears. I don't know why. And do you think INDIANA JONES is an unlucky person for getting into bad situations, or a lucky person for getting out alive?
YES you pwned L. PWNED HIM SO MUCHLY.
(hands jar of jyrup)
Jyrup is a mix of jam and syrup. I think it's good, although very sticky.
--WK
Dear Wasabikitty10,
1. Quite a nice image that is.
2. Fedoras.
3. Lucky for getting out alive.
Thankyou for the jyrup!
(a bit surprised about the Manga Murders question) You think I'm a reliable source...? (Scratches her cheek embarrassed) Well... For what I have "heard" from the net, because oddly enough no one ever talked about this on television or the newspapers, it happened in Belgium and like Twilighteyes93 said, a mangled body was found in the woods with a note saying - if not mistaken- "I am Kira" in misspelled Japanese. And here's the proof that even Mello wouldn't write this: the police has no idea what could have happened (...the hell?), no one came for the body or reported a missing person, and there's the hypothesis that it is all a prank from the local medicine students that used a corpse. Either way, I think is a very odd case and really disgusting; not only because he/she/they used "fiction" for the crime, but the fact if it IS a student prank, they "insulted" a dead body. I mean... come on!
(About Adalia's meaning) (moved) Babe... (Smiles faintly)
Oh, about the beach "time confusion", don't worry. We had fun together and that's what only matters. And thanks for the review! :D
...And now we have problem... I don't have questions! Agh! Been too busy studying for the exams. I'm still a bit depressed, but damnit! I'm gonna make my 2nd year even if it kills me! (Heart throb) Ai, ai...! (gasps) ...Anyway you asked about our favorite song. In my case, I have lots of them but at the moment I'm addicted to "Modern love" by David Bowie. Yeah it's an oldie, but it's really good. (Pauses) Send it to Ichigo! And don't be nervous! You can do it or my name isn't A- I mean ZazieCurie!
Here, have a piece of homemade chocolate/apricot cake. And jam, of course.
Adeus, borracho!Dear ZazieCurie,
1. Oh?
2. So, your name starts with an A?
Hey BB. I will not ask for a hug because it must get tiring to give everyone a hug who wants one, so for now i will be content just taking to you. Oh... *hands gallon jar of jam* i found it at Sams.
1. What is one of your least favorite things. Mine is doorknobs.
2. If you had the money would you buy your own island? If so what would be on it?
3. Do you like Cheese?
Thank you for anwsering my strange questions and having to deal with the randomness that is me.
Cho
NRDear Night of Red,
Thankyou!
1. Paper towels.
2. I suppose. A large estate.
3. Not really, although I have come to fancy the occasional Brie on crackers.
Dear Beyond,
1. Is it ok if I hug you if I give you alot of strawberries goodies? L is being a jerk and won't give me a hug. *sob*
2. Since you look like L do you ever consider the possiblity that you are related?
3. Do you like being hugged by other people or have any affection towards others?
4. You are cool my friend and better than L even though he's my favorite.
Loves and Kisses to you!Dear BlueRose-Phantom,
1. Why not?
2. Not at all. I am a few months younger than L, making it impossible for us to have the same mother. My father wasn't the kind of man to sleep around either.
3. I only really enjoy the hug of a close friend.
4. Oh?
hello BB,i thank you for the response oh and about the last letter i was hyper so thats why it was kinda "off tune" you could say? anyway questions.
1: what did A look like?
2: how did you feel when misora found out you were the killer?
3: how much jam do you have with y'know everyone giving you jam?
4: as last time you said you were out of prison..did you break out? because in the book it said you had a life sentence to california prison (probabbly a stupid question but o well *shrugs*)
5: do you have any kids?
6: out of nowhere what is your opinion on some fans of yours making you erm preg? (i think its pretty dumb to tell you the truth..)
7: does having the shinigami eyes hurt your heads if there is alot of people around you?
oh and before i forget..*hands some jam* enjoy, and talk to you later
Dear XxnekobeyondbirthdayxX,
1. A young person
2. Defeated, but Beyond knew she would.
3. Oh, loads.
4. Beyond admits to breaking out. Shhh…
5. Beyond does not have a wife, nor girlfriend, therefore beyond does not have any children.
6. Beyond is one-hundred-percent male! Therefore, he cannot carry a child!
7. Occasionally.
Thankyou for the jam.
Lorrin: So..BB...you're famous..no..Let's face it, you're INFAMOUS! I like your style! Infact, I liked you enough to add you to L.O.L! You may not understand now, but I think you will in due time!
Okay, on with the questions!
1: Have you ever had sex, be it a man or woman? (Omit this if pervy questions arne't allowed.)
2: If yes to the above, were you in love with this person, was it just for fun or was it rape?
3: Off the pervy topic, when you were arrested, after going ot the hospital, did they put you in a psyche ward or just prison?
4: Is Rue Ryuzaki your real name, or just the disguise name you picked?
5: What if L came out of the closet to you?
6: What if after coming out to you, he wanted to be your lover, would you reject or accept him?
7: If you randomly saw L walking down the street in pimp cloths being followed by hooker's calling him 'Daddy', what would you think/do?
8: If L was your slave, what would you make him do?
9: If they asked you to be in the cast of the movie Saw, would you do it? Not as a victim, but as a murderer.
10: Last one, which would you rather have? Life time supply of Jam...or L chained to your bed?
Bolmung:...oh my..sorry about that B...I'm afraid my inner fangirl got loose on me... Will a hug make it all better?
Dear The Bonkura clan,
1. Beyond is proud to say he still has his virginity.
2. …
3. Prison, but Beyond had to talk to a shrink regularly.
4. Rue Ryuzaki is an alias.
5. Well, that would be quite awkward.
6. Beyond would reject him because Beyond needs to keep his dignity.
7. How queer…
8. L-San would not be my slave, making the question irrelevant.
9. No. Beyond thinks that would draw attention.
10. The jam.
*no comment*
YAY! Beyond! I mean...Hi Beyond-sama :) I would like to interro- ask you some questions XP
1. You're so smart! Sorry, I know that wasn't a question, but I just had to say it.
2. Jam? -points to mountain of jam jars- I had to buy them...I'm nearly broke now XP But I'll do whatever Beyond-sama wants me to ;)
3. What are your thoughts on Kira?
4. Sorry if this has been asked before, but were you good friends with A?
5. Ano...why are you not dead? -cowers-
6. Do you have any idea how you got the Shinigami eyes?
7. And despite the unoriginality, can I have a hug? Pwese? -puppy eyes-
Dear Crimson Cupcake,
1. Thankyou?
2. Oh, Thankyou.
3. An intelligent, but careless man.
4. Yes.
5. Because Beyond's time is not up.
6. No.
7. I suppose you may. *hugs reluctantly*
Dear BB,I as Venus wish to ask you a question,that is if it pleases the great murderer?
Question 1:Would you like to join me in taking over the world?
Question 2:Have you ever stayed up plotting against your housemates?
Question 3:Whats your favorite kind of jam? Mines blackberry.
Until we meet again,
VenusDear Temptress Venus,
1. No. Sorry.
2. No.
3. Strawberry.
Hello Beyond-sama,
Like everybody else I have some questions.
1. Do you like answering all of these questions?
2. Why would you chose fire to try and kill yourself? That seems like a fairly painful way to die and of course slow. I, personally, am terrified of fire.
3. Did you ever figure out L's true name?
4. Does the name Backup bother you?
5. If you had a choice to get rid of the Shinigami eyes would you do it?
6. If you could have saved A would you have tried?
Thanks for taking your time to read this. I give you all the luck in the world with your crush. Have some jam. Oh yeah, I really think your ingenius, I mean how many people could think of a murder that complex?
With Love,
LightmeetsDarkDear LightmeetsDark,
1. To some extent.
2. It was something different.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. No.
6. Yes.
Thankyou for the jam!
Okie i just registered just 'cause i wanted to post this XD:
1. What do you think of this poem.I originally thought of it as a riddle.
My beloved hometown, the sweetfish river running through who seek the Golden Land, follow its path downstream and seek the key.
If you follow the river downstream, you will find a village.
In the village, look for the shore the two will tell you of.
There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.
He who lays hand upon the key shall travel under the rules below.
At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.
At the second twilight, the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close.
At the third twilight, the surviving shall praise my honorable name on high.
At the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.
At the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.
At the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.
At the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.
At the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.
At the ninth twilight, the Witch shall be revived and none shall be left alive.
At the tenth twilight, the journey shall end and you should reach the village of gold.
The Witch will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.
One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.
One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.
One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.
One shall be, to put the Witch to sleep for all time.
2. Let's say...You stumbled onto a witch can make a contract with you and give you anything you you refused then ignore this part (Or just keep reading).She makes the contract with you and tells you that once the contract expires she will come and collect take EVERYTHING from you...And i do mean 'll kill your crush and those who are dear to you most...However she will lose this right IF you solve the "riddle" above ^^...So now what?
3. Er...Let's see...a question nobody has asked...Um...Eh...
~Many Many Minutes Later~
...AHA!...Nevermind...OH!OH! I GOT IT!...What if you were suddenly sucked inside the world of the MOST KNOWN GAME...Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas XD(. I really need to think of better questions)
4.I dunno about you but for some reason reading about all the jam is making my stomach uneasy 0.o...HOW CAN YOU EAT ALL OF THAT JAM!?!??!?!
5. ....Got L?
Er...I can't think of anything else so imma end it here...
Oh and i almost forgot!...Do you wish to obtain Jam?*Holds a Shiny golden decored jar of Strawberry Jam*Anyways...Adios Amigo!
Dear MewNamine,
1. It's kinda disturbing…
2. Oh, I do say, you're good. But Beyond will not ask this witch for anything..
3. Things in here just keep getting curiouser and curiouser…
4. Honestly, Beyond has no idea.
*grabs jam*
why do u kill people with such freakish names
Dear Invader Black,
Why do you ask pointless questions?
Dear Beyond Birthday-sama,
YOU R SO FREAKIN AWESOME!(hands 50 jars of jam and 3 difrent types of knives)anyways~
1why did u leave wammyz house?
2I am actualy part cat nya~do lyk dogs 2?
3do u hate misa amane?
4would u eva kill L Lawliet?
5y do people say u r insane?
6will u be my kami?o.O
luv ya! byes!
-Matt
ps my e-mail is if u will b my kami
Dear Matt,
Ah, Thankyou.
1. Beyond left Wammy's house because he was once young and foolish.
2. What?
3. I do not know her well.
4. No
5. Beyond does not know.
6. Your what?
I don't have an account on , *looks down shyly* but I decided I wanted to ask you some questions. Oh btw my friend Laura wanted to ask you some questions to, but she dosent like you because she thinks you're just crazy(I don't think so) so they're kind of insults but questions. *gives you some jam* Sorry that she is rude but I promised her I would ask you.
Me-1. Do you think that one day you'll surpass L?
2. Did they release you from prison or did you escape?
3. Do you know what they do to guys like you in prison?!
Laura-
~ once again my friend said this not me~
1. Did you write a poem about your victems?
2. Would "Twilight" be better if Edward ate Bella? (XD)
3. Are you Jhonny Depp in disguise? Because you look like him... ugly.
4. Do you have L's phone number?
5. Did you lose your first game of "Sorry"? Because you seem like a sore loser.
6. when you got arrested did they put you in suicide counsoling
-ChibiAmanda
Dear ~ChibiAmanda~,
Thankyou.
1. Beyond feels that he has surpassed L already.
2. Beyond escaped.
3. Yes.
1. No…
2. Most likely.
3. No.
4. Yes.
5. Beyond was never one to play children's board games.
6. Sort of.
B i need you to anser one thing for me.
Naomi Misora what is she to you?
Do you think she cared for you?
i know you have been asked this before but it's really bothering me.
during the kira investigation Ray Penber told her to stay out of the kira case and she jut quietly agreed with him the naomi misora i knew would have argued her point or just started to investigate b herself but she changed from the time when she was working on the L.A BB Murder Investigation to The Kira Case. i want to know what happened and i think that theres only one person who can anser this and that is B
Dear Zero Sense of Justice,
1. Nothing.
2. No
3. That is Misora-San's personal buisiness.
wow, this is cool. ok i have to go fangirl for a moment(SQUE, I LOVE YOU BB YOU ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME)sorry about that.
1. you are cuter than a kitten.
2. um...I-I know everyone does this but um..may i have a hug too?
3. what would you do if L suddenly asked you out on a date?(sorry I am a yaoi fangirl)
4. what would you do if you had a million dollars?
You should YouTube the song "superstar" it's funny.
oh um one more question and you don't have to if you don't want to but..um..may i have a friendly kiss on the cheek?-blushes-OwO
here is a gallon(sp?) of strawberry jam.-hands jam, bows deeply than leaves.-
Dear Zetsu's rose,
1. Oh?
2. I suppose you may. *hugs reluctantly*
3. Beyond would assume that it was not L-San who asked him.
4. Save it.
Beyond cannot kiss a stranger…
Thankyou.
Hye there, BB! First of all, I only know about you from Google(as i've yet to read Another note) but you're one of my favorite people!!
I have a couple questions if you feel like answering them?
1. What do you think of all the YAOI fics of you and L? =3
And 2. Do you prefer Smuckers or some off brand of Strawberry Jam?
_Peace and a jar of Strawberry Jam for you. =D
Dear Donatellolover,
1. I don't.
2. A nameless brand.
Thankyou.
Hello!
First, I would like to say that I really appreciate that you take the time to answer the questions of your fans. I think you are an intelligent and fascinating person, and that is most probably one of the reasons why so many people like you. After all, the fans don't know if you are actually attractive (they probably suppose so, though). Do you consider yourself good-looking?
You said in one of your answers to someone else that you like Emilie Autumn's music. I do too, my favourite song is Liar. What is yours?
What places have you been to besides England, Germany and California?
Can you give me a (brief) description of what your crush looks like? I want to draw the two of you if you don't mind.
Did you know there is an entry of you in the Urban Dictionary? It is somewhat hilarious.
Aside from Akazukin ChaCha, do you like other animes of the Magical Girl variety?
What do you think of Mello? I think he is somewhat similar to you. For example, you both want to prove things to yourselves (please don't be offended). Did you know he has written a book about the L.A.B.B. Case?
Do you enjoy writing?
Do you have any supernatural or ESP abilities other than the shinigami eyes?
I'm sorry if I repeated some questions, they are a bit hard to keep track of. Since everyone does this (and since I am a tactile person), may I have a hug?
I also got you a several-gallon jar of strawberry jam. They sell that kind at Harrods in London.
Have a nice day!Dear Albino Magpie,
1. No.
2. Gothic Lolita.
3. France, Estonia, and Denmark.
4. Like an average Japanese woman, she has somewhat wavy hair. That would be nice *smiles*
5. Oh? "A sexy man who is after L in Another Note: LABB Murder Case. More commonly referred to as BB. He looks exactly like L. He is not a cannibal as most people thnk, but he is insane.
person 1: "what are u doing?"
person2: "I am a corpse. i cannot answer because i am dead."
person 1: "stop trying to be Beyond Birthday."" How awkward.
6. Not really…
7. He's a smart boy, but he thinks to highly of himself…
8. No
9. Yes *hugs happily*
Thankyou for the jam!
Hey thar, BB.
On with the questions.
1. Do you, like, um, like me? *sarcasm*
2. Have you ever seen L naked?
3. During your stay at Whammy's, did you ever have a day in which you didn't study or work at all? Did you ever have a day where you didn't think of surpassing L?
5. Have you ever had a pet?
6. D'you like kids?
7. What'd you think of someone writing you as an undead zombie (a sexy one, ofcourse)?
8. Ever gotten drunk?
9. Are you a necrophiliac?
10. D'you admire someone besides L?
11. D'you ever eat food besides strawberry jam? 'Cause that's all you're ever seen eating...
Mmkay, I'm done. Come along with me, now. *tugs on the blanket that somehow mysteriously bound itself around BB's wrists*
Dear SayoKathy,
1. Beyond does not know you.
2. Only on two occasions.
3. Yes, and yes.
4. Did you realize you skipped number four?
5. Yes. ZazieCurie recently gave me a pet rabbit.
6. Yes
7. A bit strange…
8. Yes, many times.
9. Most certainly not.
10. Yes. My mother.
11. Yes.
Beyond cannot leave. Sorry.
Dang, I thought of one more.
12. Would you LIKE to see L naked?
:-D
Dear SayoKathy,
12. Never again.
r u still taking Q's if so can you take some of mine? luv tat you are doing/did this!
Dear XionBirthday,
Beyond will take questions until chapter 20. From there, he will open a new line of communication with everyone.
Heyheyz! I'm new here lol I just signed up! ^^ I have questions (durz) for you :P Please forgive me if they were asked already, I don't have a memory of Lawliet-San's D:
1: My Friend asked: how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? (I personally think it's a riddle..)
2:Do you like strawberry pancakes?
3:Favorite Plant? (Personally mine is an Aloe Vera :) )
4:Blue or Black?
5:Vanilla or Chocolate?
6: Which one of the Whammy Boys is your favorite (Besides L ) ?
7: Can I be your friend? I enjoy making new friends. :)
Riddle: How many Mathew's (My brother) does it take to find a Quarter in a corner of a round room? (My friend made it up)
-ZeloJello :)
Dear ZeloJello,
1. It depends on the size of the doghouse.
2. Yes.
3. Cactus.
4. Blue.
5. Vanilla.
6. Near-Chan.
7. I suppose.
8. One?
B! *dragon glomp, whilst trying to avoid squishing the frail human*
XD sorry, had to. heres some jam to prove how sorry i am *gives B some jam*
alright, later in this service, you had told a riddle of sorts, yet i disagree with the answer.
-if the prisoner was sentenced to death, and he deduced that they could not kill him for he could figure out what day he would be killed on, all his deductions would be wrong with each passing day. what i mean is, is he deduced that is he was still alive on Thursday and worked back, that would obvious lead him to assume he was not going to die. however, if he waited each day, and said " i am still alive, so i can be killed today, or tomorrow or the next days. for example, if it was Tuesday, and he was still alive, he could wither be killed later that day or on the next three days.
thus, giving him a somewhat prediction of when he will die.
but if he is still alive at the end of Wednesday, he deduces he will die either Thursday or Friday.
wait, now i'm just confusing myself. answer explanation plz!
never mind -_- i should have known better than to try to outsmart a human whom is smarter than me.
but, dear Beyond, i will not have my skillz be laughed at, so i have a riddle for you:
-you had said that you wanted to try to avenge A by beating L without dying, correct?
before your plan to be able to work, you had to die in the end, rendering your plan a failure because you had died, but at the same time it would a a complete success because L might not have ever figured it out.
so i ask you, if Misora had NOT figured your plan out and saved you from becoming BBQ Beyond, would your plan have succeeded or failed?
and just in case your smart ass mind figures that one out:
-a woman walking down a dark ally is jumped by a man, holding a bat and a knife, who wishes to kill her. he askes he to make one statement, and if it is true, he shall stab her to death. if it is wrong, he shall beat her to death. How can the girl escape unscathed with just one statement?
alright, i'm done with the puzzles, my brain hurts.
*gives Jam* time for me to (finally!) ask you some questions!
1 after Misora "accident;y" stepped on you, did you feel the urge to try to kill her?
2 even though she ruined your plan, were you event he tiniest bit grateful to her for saving your life?
3 would you try to kill me if i wrote a story about a copycat of you murders and turned it into a BBXMisora glob of mush?
4 Do you have any tattoos :P
5 did you purposely disgust Misora by eating jam off your fingers?
6 how much jam do you intake a day?!
7 *opens wings slightly* can i take you for a ride?
8 as you said before, Beyond Birthday is your birthgiven name, but how did your mother know you had the eyes (i'm not spelling out that impossible to spell word XD)?
9 and though i hate to get technical and risk hurt your feelings, but would the doctors that put you back together again after you burned yourself have to amputate your fingers? there is a CSI episode where a woman sets off a wild fire and the doctors hav to get rid of her fingers and toes...DX those parts were not pretty.
i fell for you, B *gives B a friendly hug*
10 what color are your eyes? every other fanartist draws you with red eyes and thats...just so...demonic. i'm asking because i want to draw more than a few works of you ^^.
11 Will you form a pact with me?! (a pact is what a human and a beat trade souls and become eternally bound. the human has to pay a price but the strength that comes from the bond easily overrides that price)we would have a really good team, since we both like red things...
12 are you disturbed that not only do you have hundreds of wild fangirls but a few wild fan dragons as well? (myself included ^^;)
13 will you teach me how to sit like you and L? i keep trying and failing...
14 what do you recommend to get the stand of strawberry jam off your fingers (i blame you, even though i don't have to try out everything my fav characters do XD)
15 i know you already said you would never try to kill any one who was not destined to die that day, what what do you think would happen if you did and they did die?
16 did you ever think that you killed your victims on the day they were supposed to die because you were 1) destined to kill them and 2) they were destined to die by your hand...or knife...or rope...or whatever you used to kill them?
17 whats your birthday so i can send you jam every year ^^?
LAST QUESTION: (since i kept adding as i went through the others responses...) Do you know L''s Name ^^. i do! but thats only because i cheated and looked it up on the internet before i even started the series...
^^ love ya, Beyond!
-Vox Vocis Cruora
(btw, sorry if this is way too long, you can cut some of it out if you want. i have a tendency...to rant...)
Dear UnmercyfulDeath,
Thankyou for the jam.
1. Surprisingly, Beyond is confused as well.
2. No.
3. Perhaps.
4. No.
5. No, but I had a feeling the very notion would disgust her.
6. A lot.
7. What? No!
8. She did not.
9. Oh, Beyond still has all twenty digits!
10. Sadly, they are red.
11. I am sorry to say I will decline that offer.
12. Dragons?
13. That may be because you are an alleged dragon.
14. Soap and water.
15. They would not.
16. Yes.
17. Beyond cannot reveal that.
18. Yes.
