Its been a while since I said this but nothing has changed. NO I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT. Only KC and Iris. I personally think they make a lovely couple....Now on with the story!!
I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard the bathroom door open. Everyone knew I was in the shower so why would they come to pester me? I was after all naked. Who would want to see me naked!? I shimmered away just as someone pulled back the shower curtain.
"Iris?! What are you doing!?" I hissed.
"I was going to join you. I need a shower too." She answered stepping in the shower.
"There is another bathroom at the end of the hall."
"I want to use this one."
"I'll be out in a minute."
"Are you saying you don't want me to see you naked?" Iris almost laughed.
"Its not funny Iris."
"No its hilarious! You have seen me naked before. Whats the problem?" She asked feeling around until she found me. She pulled me towards her.
"Iris! Let me go!" I ordered trying to keep my voice steady. I really didn't like the idea of showering together. Being naked with someone who your addicted to often leads to...fornicating. Something I had promised my parents I would NEVER do until after marriage. A promise I intended to keep.
"Awww come on KC." Iris whined pulling herself closer to me.
"I said no!!" I almost yelled. I pushed myself out of the shower, away from temptation. I thanked God for my gift of invisibility and ran streaking to my room to change.
I hoped my family didn't hear what Iris and I were arguing about. I headed down stairs to the living room and watched Alice put the finishing touches on the vases of flowers. Iris came down the stairs a few moments later looking very annoyed. Jasper and Emmett snickered on the couch watching some stupid sports show.
"Hey Jazz?" Emmett called.
"Yeah Em?" Jasper said.
"Have you heard of that new movie, The hundred and sixty year old virgin?" Emmett laughed.
"I heard of it. I haven't seen it yet." Jasper snickered.
"I really wanna see it. It looks funny." Emmett said.
"Same here. I bet he lives in his parent's basement." Jasper agreed.
Emmett roared with laughter.
"Shut the hell up." I growled.
"You do know that there are things you can do to help with your mood swings?" Jasper asked still laughing at me.
I clenched my teeth and stomped over to my brothers, thinking of different ways to make them die a slow and painful death.
"Not in the house! Bella will be here in a few minutes!" Alice hissed.
I nodded and grabbed Jasper off the couch throwing him out of the backdoor that Rosalie had opened for me. A moment later Rose threw Emmett out the door for me.
"Have fun." She called closing the door.
I grabbed Jasper in a head lock and dodged a punch from Emmett. I let go of Jasper kicking him in the back and turned to Emmett. He swung at me again and I took a step back and kicked him in the ribs. Jasper gabbed me from behind and threw me onto the ground. Emmett jumped on top of me. I struggled to get free but couldn't with Emmett's fat ass on top of me.
"Get off!!" I yelled.
"Do you give?" Jasper asked smirking.
"Never!!"
"Get use to the view then." Emmett laughed.
I growled and pulled my right arm free. I ripped his pants down the center causing him to jump off of me. Jasper and I howled with laughter. Emmett climbed up a tree and into his bedroom window uttering colorful insults. I kicked Jasper in the ribs before running inside.
Jasper followed me into the house glaring at me.
"Its a party. Be happy." I teased.
He rolled his eyes walking over to his wife and taking her hand.
"We can leave when ever you want." I told Iris before bending down a bit and kissing her. We might be a funny looking couple with her being five foot two and me being six one but at least we were closer in height than Alice and Jasper.
"I'll be fine." She assured me kissing me back.
Emmett returned with a new pair of pants and stood next to Rosalie.
"Happy Birthday Bella." We all said in unison.
Esme gave Bella a hug. Carlisle put his arm around Bella's shoulders.
"Sorry about this Bella," He said in a stage whisper. "We couldn't rein Alice in."
Emmett stood with his wife behind our parents. He had on his trademark big goofy looking grin.
"You haven't changed at all," He teased. "I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are red-faced as always."
"Thanks a lot Emmett." Bella said blushing deeper.
Emmett laughed. "I have to step out for a second," He paused to wink at Alice. "Don't do anything funny while I'm gone."
"I'll try."
Emmett left to put Bella's first gift in her car. Alice skipped towards Bella smiling. Jasper leaned back against the post at the foot of the stairs.
"Time for presents!" Alice exclaimed pulling Bella towards the gifts.
"So much for introductions." I said frowning.
"OH! Right! Bella hasn't met her yet." Alice said aloud.
"Duh." I said rolling my eyes. "Bella, I would like you to meet my...err...fiancée, Iris." I said smiling and holding Iris close to me.
"Its nice to meet you." Bella said smiling.
Iris nodded, holding her breath.
"We can leave if you want." I whispered. I really didn't want her to feel obligated to suffer through the whole party just to make a good impression. It was hard enough for her to be around humans but I knew Bella was really tempting.
She shook her head slightly.
"No more objections! On to the gifts!" Alice cheered handing Bella a box.
"Alice, you know I told you no gifts." Bella said looking serious.
"Yes. I didn't listen. Now open it! Its from Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie."
Bella opened the first gift. "Ummm...Thanks."
Rosalie smiled. I laughed. "Its a radio for your truck," Jasper laughed. "Emmett is installing it now, so you can't return it."
"Thanks Jasper, Rosalie." Bella said smiling. "Thanks, Emmett."
Emmett laughed from the garage.
"Open mine and Edward's next." Alice said handing Bella another package.
Bella glared at Edward. "You promised."
Emmett bounded into the room laughing. "Just in time!" He exclaimed pushing Jasper forward as he got a closer look.
I stayed near the steps with Iris hugging her from behind. "We can go when ever you want." I whispered. Iris again shook her head.
"I didn't spend a dime." Edward assured Bella.
Emmett chuckled.
Bella rolled her eyes at Edward before opening the package. "Shoot." She muttered after cutting her finger on the paper.
"No!" Edward roared.
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