AN: tee hee… this was written with my friend who is soo TOTALLY AWESOME!! lol.. o nd this isnt part of the real story… jus something for u guys to read while I finish up the 4th chappy… XD… sooo READ IT!!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING PART OF THE INUYASHA SERIES OR MANGA!!! Mumbles to self: but I shall one day, WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY EVIL ARMY OF DUCKS WEILDING SWORDS OF CHEESE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Cough.. umm.. ryte.. ON TO THE STORY!!!
Summary: Kagome has had ENOUGH of Inuyasha's constant betrayals when she listens to his and Kikyo's conversation one night. The betrayal's too much for her to handle… so it causes her to turn into something.
NOTE: MUCH BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!!!
Itsumade mo Tomodachi
..A Parody to go With the Funny..
Somewhere in The Forest
"Do you love me Inuyasha?" A cold, bitter voice asked.
"Of course I love you, Kikyo. I said it once and I'll say is again. I despi… er… I love you!" Inuyasha stuttered.
"Prove it by killing my reincarnation, to get MY soul back!" Kikyo said in a sadistic way with a maniacal glint in her eye that told you she was thinking of how her reincarnation would suffer a slow torturous death at the hands of her crush. "I really want to be human again." She said in a dream like, distant voice reminiscing the way that feel and touch when she was human and not a dead clay zombie.
"Of course Kikyo, anything for you, the love of my life Yuki: bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, 'anything for you my love.' Rofl… ryte… But first we must finish the quest for the jewel shards." Unknown to the two lovers, Kagome, the said reincarnation, had heard and seen everything and her eyes dropped out of her head and onto the ground from the shock of what had been said. She was so sad that the tears that were falling out of her eyes were like falling crystals… 'Oh no! Where'd my eyes go?!?! I can't see anything without them!'
When she finally found the slimy, dirt covered eyes , she popped them back into her eye sockets hee hee… I said sockets.
Her bag then "magically" appeared out of no where. It just so happened that it was filled with…. HOT WATER BALLOONS OF DOOOM!!
'How did those get in there?' Kagome thought in the great thinker pose. '….Souta!' She growled to herself in her head while making a mental note to give her brother a hug for this.
She picked one up and tossed it up and down in her hand. 'hmmm… what is this were to "accidentally" be "dropped" on Kikyo…' She grinned maliciously while a mischievous glint entered her eye, and after a second of pondering her options she "dropped" the balloon and it went straight for. Kikyo's. HEAD!
The balloon exploded at the contact and all through the forest a screech was heard…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M MELTING! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"
Inuyasha took one look at his melting love and a look of horror appeared on his face while one thing ran through his mind, 'Damn, she saw us.' Now as Kikyo was reduced to a colorful (but mostly brown) puddle of liquid, and the only thing that was left was the remnants of a popped water balloon that was filled with hot water.
Inuyasha then turned towards Kagome, but found that she was running away. He then took off after her…
Stay tuned next time for the next episode of A Parody to go With the Funny!
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tee hee… YAY!!! Lol.. im almost finished with the 4th chappy so ill b posting it soooon!!! Sayonara minnasan!! Oh and, REVIEW ONEGAI SHIMASU!!!
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