A/N: This was inspired by the "Funny People" movie commercial that was on like five minutes ago. Also this takes place like six months after the last chapter let me catch you up on what I'm not actually turning into chapters. Okay, Thalia and Luke got married and are now expecting a baby boy (Zeus couldn't be happier.) Clarisse and Chris also got married and are expecting twins (Ares is thrilled) a boy and a girl. Annabeth is six months pregnant with her and Percy's baby girl.
Thalia, Luke, Percy, Annabeth, Clarisse, and Chris were walking up to the throne room.
"I'm asking Daddy to put in an escalator," Thalia said as they got to the top.
"Hey, you construction worker dude, add escalator to the plans!" Annabeth snapped at the guy.
"Yes Miss Jackson," the guy replied and ran off.
"You nearly made the guy wet himself," Chris said.
"Never piss off an extremely hormonal pregnant woman," Clarisse warned as they walked into the throne room.
"Great news we've added escalator to the plans for the front of the throne room," Percy said to the council.
"Shut up Percy, do you how damn hard it is to walk up those stairs," Thalia snapped.
"Hey, hey! Stop it, what brought you guys here in the first place?" Hermes asked.
"Oh we were returning movies," Luke said.
"I just saw that new Harry Potter movie, Harry's getting kind of old. What's he getting his PhD in Wizardry? When's he getting out of that high school?" Annabeth asked.
"This is what happens when you get her a Starbucks and watch three movies in a row," Percy explained.
"Yeah seriously, how many of those movies are they making?" Ares asked.
"They just finished filming the last one, so there are going to be eight," Clarisse replied.
"You came all the way up here just to ask us when Harry was getting out of Hogwarts?" Aphrodite asked.
"No of course not, we had a legitimate reason," Thalia said taking out her cellphone. "You still there?" she asked.
"Yes, for the sixth time I am still here!" an angry man yelled.
"Good because here's my Daddy that you asked for," Thalia said handing the phone to Zeus.
"Hello?" Zeus said.
"Hello resident of New York City would you be interested in upgrading you mobile plan now?" the man asked.
"No," Zeus replied flipping the phone closed. "Damn telemarketers," he said tossing the phone back to Thalia. Annabeth's phone rang in her pocket.
"Three have called Annabeth today, she's not happy," Percy said.
"Hello?" Annabeth answered sharply.
"Hi is you Mommy there?" a woman asked.
"No my Mother is not here, if I wanted to see my Mother I'd have to go to the goddamn 600th floor of the freaking Empire State Building. Then climb the damn stairs leading into the stupid throne room of the Greek Gods and try not to get hit by a falling statue of Queen Hera! And I warned you stop calling me!" Annabeth said.
"Yeah right like your Mother is one of the Greek Gods," the woman snorted.
"Oh no, no, she should not have said that," Chris said, bracing himself for one of Annabeth's many mood swings. "If she starts crying then they'll all start crying!"
Tears fell out of Annabeth's eyes and Thalia and Clarisse also burst into tears.
"Crap!" Chris yelled taking the cellphone. "Excellent job lady you've managed to make three extremely hormonal pregnant women cry!"
"Oh I'm sorry she just said that her Mother was one of the Greek Gods, I couldn't help myself," the telemarketer said as Athena, Artemis, and Hera tried to calm the three girls.
"You wanna bet?" Luke said taking the phone and handing it to Apollo.
"The extremely sexy Lord Apollo at your service," Apollo said and laughter filled the other end of the phone. "You know what screw you go eat some oranges or something!" he yelled and hung up.
"I hate telemarketers," Ares said hugging Clarisse.
"Usually we just try to scare them, but that's been so hard lately," Clarisse sniffled.
"Oh it's going to be okay," Aphrodite said ruffling Clarisse's hair.
"Stupid people, the lady was from England," Hera said. "Even we get those calls, usually it's some stupid kids asking if we have their pizza."
The six demi-gods hung their heads. "Oh are you serious that was you guys?" Poseidon said.
"Okay, they were bored and about to rip my head off. What do you propose we should've told them?" Luke asked.
"I don't know, but it was funny watching Artemis get pissed off about it though," Hermes said.
