"Ok, Em. I got one." Iris laughed as I walked into the living room. "What do you call a blond who can read?"
"I donno." Emmett chuckled.
"A fake. Either they can't be blond or they can't read." Iris exclaimed.
"That...errr...wasn't very funny." Emmett laughed.
Jasper was gritting his teeth staring at the TV. I picked up Iris and sat down pulling her into my lap.
"You alright?" I asked Jasper.
"They have been making these lame comments for almost an hour." He uttered through his clenched teeth.
"You could go watch TV some place else." I chuckled.
"Awww...Jazzy! You won't leave will you?" Iris teased grabbing for him.
"You would think with all the happiness going around he would be in a better mood." Emmett pretended to whisper to me.
"Maybe he is PMSing." I whispered back.
Jasper let out a hiss and moved from the couch to the lone chair on the other side of the living room.
"Don't be like that Jazzy!" Iris cried leaping onto his lap.
"Don't call me Jazzy! My name is Jasper." He growled pushing her off.
"Maybe we should go upstairs." I suggested lifting Iris off the floor.
"No. He pushed me." Iris said glaring behind me at Jasper.
"You jumped on him after making fun of him." I defended. "Your not hurt. Lets go up stairs."
Iris ignored me and continued to stare behind me.
"Iris please?" I sighed taking her hand.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw Jasper roll his eyes and get off the chair. Iris watched his movements and shifted to pounce. I pushed her over mid leap and pinned her.
"Iris," I said just loud enough for her to hear. "He didn't mean anything by it. You and Emmett have been driving him crazy. Give him a break."
"No." Iris hissed shoving me off and standing up.
"I love you." I smirked laying belly up on the floor.
Iris smiled. "I love you too." She said leaning down.
She giggled when I pulled her onto the floor with me and kissed her. Each and every kiss we shared seemed perfect. I always counted the seconds that our kisses lasted. Every one ended to soon.
Rosalie cleared her throat causing Iris to pull away to look up. I glared at Rose. Three minutes, still to short.
"Are you two finished?" Alice asked looking amused.
"Not quite." I answered about to pull Iris into another kiss.
"To bad." Rosalie laughed pulling the love of my life away from me before our lips touched.
I growled at her as I got up from the floor and reached for Iris's hand.
"Calm down lover boy. She'll be all yours tomorrow after the wedding." Alice laughed pulling Iris up the stairs.
Tomorrow after the wedding? My wedding? Tomorrow? I walked into the kitchen to look at the calender. Sure enough it was November twenty second. I tired not to panic. How could it be the day before the wedding already!? I didn't even know where I was going to take Iris for our honeymoon!
"Whats wrong?" Jasper asked watching me from the doorway.
"I'm not ready yet..." I murmured still looking at the calender.
"You'll be fine. You and Iris both love each other."
"No. I mean I kinda forgot about the honeymoon." I admitted.
"At least you have your vows done. We'll plan the honeymoon then have your batchler party."
Shit! I forgot about the vows.
"You forgot to write your vows?!" Jasper whispered.
I nodded.
"Great...I guess we'll have to help you with that too." Jasper sighed.
We waited with Carlisle and Emmett for Tanya's family to come.
