A/N: Okay here's this chapter I'm writing for hours at a time! I have so many ideas but I think I'm getting carpal tunnel in my left hand and my right arms hurts from being bent when I type at the computer!

Thalia, Annabeth, and Clarisse were sitting on the couch in Luke and Thalia's house, which was down the street from Percy and Annabeth's and Clarisse and Chris's. In front of them stood Hera, Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis, Persephone, and Demeter holding what looked to be half the store.

"Why again did you not let us pick out any of the first years worth of outfits?" Clarisse asked.

"Because, you would've made this huge fuss over how long we were taking and how your feet hurt so we saved you the trouble," Aphrodite replied, just as Poseidon, Apollo, Ares, and Hermes walked though the door.

"We finished setting up the other three cribs how are the others coming along?" Apollo asked.

"Why do the goddamn Chinese make these so hard to put together?" Hades yelled.

"Hera, I need some kind of drink with alcohol in it!" Zeus yelled from the nursery.

"I'm coming don't get your panties in a twist!" Hera yelled to him and leapt over the many bags into the kitchen. She returned with two six-packs of beer. "I'll be back in a minute don't show them anything."

The other four gods followed Hera curious as to what she would do. "Here you go, Zeus. Why are you in such a bad mood, it looks fairly simple to put together?" Hera said innocently.

"You try putting one of these together and see how happy you are," Zeus replied taking a beer.

"Go back to the girls Hera we'll help these guys," Ares said cracking his knuckles. Hera smiled at Zeus and walked out of the room swaying her hips a bit more than necessary.

"You will be the death of me!" he yelled after her. Hera walked into the living room and helped the other goddesses sort out the bags.

"Okay we bought these all according to the baby," Artemis said.

"This pile of bags is Annabeth's. The next is Thalia's. Then Clarisse's two," Athena said. Luke, Chris, and Percy walked through the front door each carrying the box of what looked to be a stroller.

"Oh Gods they have bags of clothes!" Chris said.

"Luke! Move faster before they recruit us!" Percy yelled.

"There'd better be alcoholic drinks where I'm headed!" Luke said dragging the box after him.

"Welcome to the man cave boys," Hermes said.

"Why is the man cave decorated like outer space then?" Chris asked.

"Well it was Thalia's idea since the actual sky from outside looked weird to paint in here we decided on an outer space theme, that way he can have this theme for four years," Luke replied.

"They have so many bags of clothes. Annabeth is going to make me do laundry and she knows I screw that up," Percy said horrified.

"Get some of this into you and open that box," Poseidon said handing Percy a beer.

Meanwhile in the living room the three girls were going through outfits.

"Oh and this has to be my favorite," Athena told Annabeth.

"Hit me with it," Annabeth replied.

"Baby's first Halloween costume," Athena said and held up the costume of an octopus. "After all she is the first grandchild of Poseidon."

"Guys, you have to see this!" Annabeth yelled. The entire group of quote men ran into the hallway yelling at each other.

"What's going on?" Apollo asked.

"Okay, look at this," Annabeth said and Athena held up the costume. "It's adorable right?"

"Okay, one condition, we all get to take them trick or treating because that has got to be shown off," Poseidon said.

"Chiron's planning a Halloween party at camp, we can show it off there," Percy said.

"Zeus, I really couldn't resist it was so cute and it fit perfectly for what god you were," Hera said holding up a dragon costume.

"Aww…it's adorable…no quick back to the man cave!" Zeus yelled.

"Not so fast two more costumes and then you can go," Demeter said.

"Okay Ares picture your grandchildren in these," Aphrodite said holding up a ladybug costume and a tiger costume.

"Awww…the big bad war god's granddaughter is going to be a ladybug," Hades teased and Clarisse glared at him.

"Right, back to the man cave with us!" Zeus said and they all took off running down the hallway at once. The sound of breaking glass was heard.

"Was it expensive?" Thalia asked.

"No it was just a picture falling off the wall," Luke yelled.

"Which one?" Thalia asked covering her eyes with one hand.

"The one of you and my girlfriend hugging!" Apollo yelled.

"Do you know how wrong that sounds considering she's your sister?" Persephone asked.

"Well Hades is your uncle and Zeus is Hera's brother so shut up! This whole family is screwed up and you know it!" Apollo yelled.

"Back to looking through outfits," Demeter said. A half hour later, the girls were watching a movie.

"Annabeth!" Percy yelled.

"Athena!" Poseidon yelled.

"What?" the mother and daughter yelled together.

"I got a boo-boo," the two yelled back.

"What do you want me to do get my fat ass off this couch and come kiss it to make it better?" Annabeth said.

"It'd help and you are not fat!" Percy said.

"Poseidon?" Athena questioned.

"A hug would be fine," Poseidon said.

"Then get your fat asses in here, because we're not getting up!" Athena and Annabeth yelled together and then hugged. The two quote again men sighed and got up then stomped down the hallway. Annabeth kissed Percy's finger and Athena hugged Poseidon.

"Drunk much?" Artemis asked.

"I suppose Poseidon will be staying in my guest room…again," Athena sighed.

"Percy's not drunk just stupid," Annabeth said.

"Thalia!" Luke yelled.

"What the hell do you want?" Thalia screamed at him.

"Do we have anymore beer in the fridge?" Luke asked waiting for the screaming to follow.

"Estas loco No estoy bajando este sofa a ver si tenemos la cerveza para usted? (Are you crazy I am not getting off this couch to see if we have beer for you!) I'm fucking four months pregnant get your own damn beer!" Thalia yelled.

"When did you learn Spanish?" Luke asked.

"Loco cuando me entere me espanol inmerso en la cultura yo idiota! (Crazy when did I learn Spanish I immersed myself in the culture you idiot)" Thalia replied just as angry as before.

"Fine, I'll get my own goddamn beer!" Luke said stomping into the kitchen. "Oh come on all we have left are those stupid Mike's Hard Lemonade…wait is that tequila?"

"It's from before Percy and Annabeth's wedding don't drink it," Thalia said.

"Fine, I'll take the stupid lemonades but, as soon as we have this baby we are going to the liquor store," Luke replied leaning over the back of the couch.

"I've been dying for a glass of wine, but we have five more months left so suck it up," Thalia said patting Luke's cheek.

"I love you," Luke said kissing Thalia.

"Love you too, now go finish putting the furniture together," Thalia replied pulling away from their kiss.

"Hurry up lover boy!" Chris yelled.

"Percy!" Annabeth yelled.

"What?" Percy yelled from the nursery.

"I'm hungry, order a pizza…no wait Thai food!" Annabeth said.

"Add Chinese food onto that list!" Clarisse added.

"What do you want on the pizza?" Chris yelled.

"Pepperoni, sausage, ham, and bacon!" the three girls yelled.

"Add a veggie pizza too!" Artemis yelled.

"Fine, anything else?" Percy yelled.

"Yeah you can go get me a fucking Starbucks!" Aphrodite yelled.

"You just had one at breakfast and lunch!" Ares said.

"Oh I'm sorry did you volunteer to sleep on the couch?" Aphrodite said.

"Alright, who else wants Starbucks?" Ares said walking into the living room and all the girls raised their hands. "Poseidon you're whipped by Athena here, so come on we can order the food in the car!"

"I am not whipped. What do you want from Starbucks?" Poseidon asked Athena.

"The usual," Athena replied and went back to looking through movies On Demand. A half hour later the girls were all content and eating their food.

"We're finally done!" the "men" yelled.

"What are we watching?" Zeus asked grabbing a carton of Thai food and sitting behind Hera.

"He's Just Not That Into You," Hera replied.

"Why must you torture us?" Apollo asked. Halfway into the movie the majority of the girls were asleep.

"Annabeth, wake up we have to go home," Percy said nudging her.

"Percy, this is the best I've slept in months now let me sleep or else," Annabeth warned.

"Same goes to you Chris," Clarisse murmured.

"Luke, don't even try moving me," Thalia said.

Around four in the morning the group was awoken by the sound of three girls getting up: Annabeth to go pee, Clarisse to get some juice, and Thalia because she felt like it.

"Hey how are you feeling?" Luke asked wrapping his arms around Thalia's waist.

"Nauseas. Why do I feel so nauseas?" Thalia said, quickly turned and puked into the sink. Luke pulled her hair back and traced circles on her back.

"All right which one of them puked this time?" Demeter asked. Clarisse grabbed the nearest garbage can and threw up the entire contents of her stomach.

"Oh great!" Annabeth yelled and ran back into the bathroom.

"Don't touch me the reason I'm vomiting into the kitchen sink is your fault!" Thalia yelled.

"I'm taking it all three of them," Zeus said, moving into the kitchen.

"Daddy!" Clarisse moaned.

"I'm coming princess, I'm coming," Ares said walking into the kitchen where Clarisse sat up against the wall with the garbage can between her legs.

"Percy!" Annabeth yelled from the bathroom.

"Coming! I'm coming!" Percy said running down the hallway.

"I feel like puking myself, with all the retching going on around here," Persephone said.

"I've become immune to it. Do you know how many times I teleport into Annabeth and Percy's bathroom at two in the morning?" Athena said.

"I really am going to puke this time," Persephone said running out the front door and throwing up in the bushes.

"Was it something we said?" Thalia, Annabeth, and Clarisse asked.