Time for round two of 20 Questions: Bleach! Thank you for the reviews*cyber muffins* SHUT-UP SHIRO!! Anyway, next up is 20 Questions with Hichigo Shirosaki cuz he won't stop whining about me giving people his muffins when I don't know them. On with the questions.

Disclaimer: I don't own, oh the unfairness of it all!!!

Inspiration for story goes to "lameKirby"

20 Questions With Hichigo Shirosaki

Question 1) Which do you prefer, Hichigo or Ogichi?

"Hichigo, Ogichi sounds life a fucken STD you'd get from Grimmjow!"

Question 2) Kay, your blood is black, your tongue is blue, your practically white, and your eyes are gold on black…What color is your cum?

"Uhhh, I plead the Fifth."

You're not American.

"And you're not a doctor, so fuck off and move on!"

Question 3) Have you ever talked to Zangetsu?

"Yea', once. I cussed him out for not telling me I could hide in the buildings instead of sitting in the rain!"

Question 4) Muffins or Cupcakes?

"CUPCAKES!!"

Ow, my hearing!

"Blah, blah, blah."

Question 5) Why do you call Ichigo, King?

"Have you WATCHED the show, dumbass!?"

Question 6) Asshole…If Ichigo was getting raped by Urahara, would you kill him?

"I'd kill Urahara for touchin' my King. I'd kick King's ass for not killin' the bastard in the first place!!"

Question 7) Riiight. If I say "Grimmjow" what do you think?

"Bitchy little kitten that needs some milk, a hug and a nap!"

Question 8) Finish this verse. "You'll never make me stay so take your weight off of me. I know your every move, so won't you just let me be? I've been here times before, but I was too blind to see that you seduce every man. This time you won't seduce me "

"She's saying that's okay, hey baby do what you please. I have the stuff that you want. I am the thing that ya need. She look me deep in the eye, she touching me so to start. She said there's no turning back. She trapped me in her heart."

Wow…you're good.

"Hehe, I know."

Question 9) O…kay. Ahem, have you ever let anyone touch the hole in your chest?

"King has before, and then he threw a cell-phone through it!!"

Question 10) Have you ever eaten a remote because there was cupcake icing on it?

*looks around innocently* "No…what gave you that idea?"

Question 11) Uh-huh. Yeah, did you find your self feminine at times?

"When I wanna be, yeah."

Question 12) Tell me, have you been attacked by rabid fangirls from the Soul Society?

"Yea', and one of them tried to steal my zanpaku-to…If not for King, that Rangiku-Bitch woulda died that day!"

Question 13) Why are you a pervert?

"Basic instincts! And I am not a pervert…I am just on sex hyper-drive!"

Question 14) Yeah, whatever. Cats or Dogs?

"Both."

That's not a choice.

*holds up zanpaku-to* "Neither is living, it's up to who's tryin' to kill ya. Wanna take that chance?"

No, thank-you!

"Good, now move on."

Question 15) Do you own a fedora?

"I own multiple, what's it to ya?"

Question 16) Chill. Have you ever licked Ichigo's wounds merely because you were worried about him?

"Course, he's my King. He go down, so do I!"

Question 17) Cute. Have you ever laid on your arm then played with yourself, pretending it was someone else?

"You need to stop watching Family Guy and why? I can easily fuck anyone I want to!"

Question 18) Do you think you have Nymphomania?

"Do you think my sword will fit down your throat?"

Question 19) Do you want a muffin?

"Very much so."

Question 20) Would you fuck Grimmjow?

"Please, that aggressive pussy might bite my cock off!"

And there we are! New one, I am so gonna pay for this later. Now, excuse me once more while I run from Cranky Grimmy. Please review and you get cyber-cupcakes and Ichigo plushies! Ja Mata!