I haves a secret to tell ya…I'm NOT OKAAAY!!! Then again, none of my friends are^^ Anyway, this 20 Questions is for someone I hate from the depth of my soul…SOUSUKE AIZEN!! Damn you Aizen!! You made Gin all crazier in the head….DAMN YOU!!!!!...Ahem, moving on.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. If I did, I woulda made Kon kick Aizen's ass.

Inspiration for story goes to "lameKirby"^^

20 Questions With Sousuke Aizen

Question 1) Why are you such a condescending, deceitful bastard?

"I am not a bastard in the least…Well my father did abandon me when I was four…"

Question 2) I would too. Why did you take Maru-Maru(Gin)?

"He had a lot of potential; I did not want it to go to waste"

Question 3) Have you ever screwed any of the arrancars to show authority?

"Yes, two of them, and I will not go into further detail about their identities."

Question 4) If I got up and bitch-slapped you right now, what would you do?

"I would do nothing, because I know you want me. Everyone does."

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARROGANT BASTARD!!!

"You need Ritalin, my dear."

Question 5) Did you ever attempt to rape Gin when he was a child?

"Of course not. What kind of person do you think I am?"

Question 6) What did you really want to do before you died and went to the Soul Society?

"Open up my own pastry shop that specializes in cinnamon buns."

Question 7) Did you ever have a crush on Shinji even though he was your captain?

"It would have been probable, but no."

Question 8) Who is your favorite Espada out of the 10?

"Definitely, Ulquiorra. He does whatever I ask of him with a second thought on the matter."

Question 9) Have you ever stole a popsicle from the human world?

"Once…Okay twice…Five times okay!?"

Question 10) Do you know how many souls have been taken because of your arrancars?

"Do you think I really care?"

Question 11) Did someone abuse you when you were a teenager?

"Yes…That creepy bastard, Love."

Question 12) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

*blink,blink* "How much heroin did you inject yourself with this morning?"

Question 13) How do YOU know about heroin?

"Nnoitra brings that stuff back from the human world. Why do you think he cusses so much?"

Question 14) Do you think Szayel is pretty?

"Do you think that I am blind?"

I ask the questions here.

"Of course, go on."

Question 15) Do you care that you cause so much trouble for others?

"No, it's all for a good cause."

Question 16) Do you know why the dinosaurs died?

"Because you touch yourself at night?"

BECAUSE YOU RAPED ICHIGO!!

"That is not relevant…and what proof do you have?"

Question 17) If you could, would you lick Willy Wonka's face?

"Do I look like Mihael Keehl?"

Question 18) What's 2+2?

"Four, what's wrong, did you not attend school?"

Question 19) Did you know I have a zanpakuto called Tsukushitsuji?

"Server of the moon?"

Question 20) Ready to die?

"…?"

Boom, clash,slash,stab,stab,stab,STAB! Punch, kick, drop-kick, shoves bomb down throat…..KA-BOOOOM!!

Stupid Aizen!! Well, there ya go kind peoples! Aizen is dead, not for real though. As usual, I must run from Nnoitra so please review and I give you pictures of Grimmjow palying with rainbow yarn! Ja Mata!