A/N: My bestest friendsie decided to help me with this story, so now we're both writing it! So right now she's typing and am talking, we are both eating Cheetos and I'm being stupid while my friend just keeps on typing.

Friend from trip mention in pervious author note: She finished all the crunchy cheetos!!!! Hi, I'm the Friend, but call me Artist. . So I'm Artist and I love Chocolate!!! When I came back from my trip I got Annie a Belgian chocolate bar that weight a pound!! We just ate some of it. It was YUMMMMMY!

Same day but way later!!!! (Sun down and moon up…6:45 PM)

Luke burst into the front door of Percy and Annabeth's house. "Quick where can I find a puppy within ten minutes of here?" he asked.

"Why?" Annabeth asked from her spot on the couch where she was feeding Nicole a bottle.

"Because Thalia wants one!" Luke said.

"Go get her, we ordered Chinese food and while you're at it get Clarisse and Chris," Percy said.

"But I need a puppy now!" Luke replied.

"Did they say Chinese food?" Thalia asked from behind Luke.

"Yeah, we just ordered it," Poseidon said walking out of the kitchen.

"Uncle P! How I've missed you!" Thalia said shoving Luke out of the way and giving Poseidon a hug.

"Who spilled crazy juice into her tea?" Clarisse asked waddling into the house.

"We ordered Chinese food…when?" Apollo asked teleporting into the room, almost landing on Chris who pushed him back into the china cabinet, shattering the doors in the process. It wobbled then, dished started falling off the shelves and breaking on his head after which, Artemis and the other Olympians teleported in.

"What did he break this time?" Annabeth asked exasperated.

"I bought her that china," Artemis shouted in outrage. Aphrodite walked into the living room.

"I see you got my sorry bear," she said pointing to Percy's recliner where the bear sat positioned holding the TV remote.

"Yeah, thanks, it still didn't lessen the pain any," Annabeth, said. "But it was a nice gesture."

"I thought we could watch a movie," Hades said walking into the room.

"Which movie?" many asked.

"Fight Club with Brad Pitt," Hades said.

"Okay," the group said.

Before Hades could put in the movie, Demeter snatched the case from him. She ran to the DVD player and put in a movie. The doorbell rang.

"I've got it!" Zeus yelled and walked to the front door. He opened it to find the delivery guy standing there. For some reason he looked very familiar to Zeus.

"That's going to be $35.47," the guy said.

"Got change for a fifty?" Zeus asked and the guy looked up at him.

"No," the guys said and the rest of group yelled no.

"Wait, I might have change," Percy yelled walking over. "Dionysus?" he questioned.

"Peter Johnston, nice to see you…AGAIN," Dionysus said sarcastically.

"You're a delivery guy?" the rest of the group yelled.

"I needed some extra cash and I get discounts," Dionysus shrugged. He handed the food to Percy and snatched the $50 and took off.

"Oh come on! I'll just add ten years to his punishment," Zeus said and walked into the kitchen to get plates.

Everyone served themselves and were getting comfy and putting the movie on play when in the background an almost inaudible voice said, "Hey guys, are you there? What's going on? Come on! People, somebody help! No, really! Guys I need to go to the bathroom! Oh shit. I guess not anymore. GUYS HELP!"

A look of confusion came across many faces. "Did you guys hear something?" asked Ares. Everyone looked at each other. Many if not all said, "No." and shrugged their shoulders.

"Whoa! What movie is this? This is not Fight Club!" shouted Hades.

"It sure isn't." chanted Demeter. "It's actually Dolores Claiborn. Hey," she yelled at the look on Hades face, "It's a classic! And everyone loves a good classic!"

After Demeter's rant, everyone focused on the movie without a single word.

Later in the movie, they got to the part where the eclipse was about to end. "She chased her husband into a hole!" Annabeth said shocked.

"Oh shit! Nico, we forgot him!" Percy yelled running onto the deck. "Nico? Where's the…." He started and another loud thump was heard.

"Dude, that freaking hurt!" Nico yelled.

"Annabeth, I fell into the hole!" Percy yelled at the same time as Nico. The gods just looked at each other.

"So…who is going fishing for the idiots this time?" Hera asked.

"It's been Nico's better week. He only fell in four times…well now it's his fifth," Luke said turning on the outside lights and walking onto the deck. He hauled the two out of the hole. The three walked into the kitchen.

"Hey Percy, did you ever get rid of those rabbits under the deck?" Chris asked.

"No, I didn't. So Nico how were those chocolate chips?" Percy asked.

"Actually kind of bitter," Nico replied.

"Oh you mean your all ORGANIC chocolate chips," Athena said and Nico looked confused.

"Oh my gods are serious?" Nico yelled running for the bathroom.

"Now that was classic," Poseidon said.