Ya know, I am getting so tired of running from crazy people who won't admit to the truth. Anywho, moving on to my next victim-er…contestant, the same bastard I was running from before…Nnoitra Jiruga!

Disclaimer: I don't own…but I do own!!...A big, purple, Crayola crayon pillow!

Inspiration for stoy goes to "lameKirby"^^

20 Questions With Nnoitra Jiruga

Question 1) Why do you look like a big spoon?

"What the fuck are YOU talkin' about?"

Question 2) Why did you kill Tesla?

"Cuz he was makin' a damn spoon joke, that's why!"

Question 3) Do you think you need to get laid?

"Do you think I haven't been?"

By the way you're bitching, yeah.

"FUCK OFF, STUPID WOMAN!"

Question 4) What do you think of Grimmjow?

"Please, the bastard's just jealous cuz I'm stronger than `em. He really is a pussy!"

Question 5) Are you loyal to Aizen?

"Hell no! But the man could kill me in a millisecond or anything worse than that, so I keep my mouth shut."

Question 6) Why is your tattoo on your tongue?

"Cuz I run my mouth all the time. The tats show where our strength is."

Question 7) Do you hate Ulquiorra too?

"Eh, I don't care for the high and mighty bastard. He's such a tool, it's disgustin'!"

Question 8) Why do you cuss everybody out?

"Cuz they're all a bunch of fucken asshats that need to grow some balls and over throw that bastard Aizen!"

Question 9) Why don't you?

"I like livin'!"

Question 10) What do you think of Nel Tu?

"THAT GREEN-HAIRED BITCH CAN ROT IN FUCKEN HELL!!!"

Question 11) If there was a 5 ft bowl of ice cream next to you, could you scoop it up?

"See, your ass is askin' to get kicked, bitch!"

Question 12) Do espadas have sex?

"Not a necessity, but very fun!"

Question 13) Do you know what a cow is?

"Yea', Yammy's momma! Uh-huh, I went there!"

Question 14) Why do you have an eye-patch?

"….Stark poked me in the eye with a banana…."

BOHAHAHAHA!!!

"SHUT IT YA ASS-LICKIN' MUNKY!"

Question 15) Kay, do you ever feel like a freak on a leash?

"Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes it's my life I can taste. Sometimes I cannot feel my face. You'll never see me fall from grace."

Question 16) Which Michael Jackson song do you think you are?

"I'm Bad and I fucken know it!"

Actually, Shiro is Bad, but okay.

Question 17) Are you against Gays getting married?

"As long as I ain't gotta marry `em, I don't give a fuck!"

Question 18) Why did you make me read a Spongebob fanfic???

"Cuz of these stupid questions!"

Question 19) Do you realize Stark is right behind you?

"……*turns around* H-hey there Starky…hehe"

Question 20) Would you like a ten second headstart?

"Yes please!" *runs*

There we go! Durn that took me longer than usual. Anyway, next up Shinji Hirako so, please review and I will give you Siberian husky puppies. *holds up one* Isn't he just ADORABLE?

Ja Mata!