A/N: Okay, I (GryffindorPrincess23) have written this chapter by myself. Artist AKA Kari isn't over today so all my writing. But we will be back together and writing chapters tomorrow! For now I enjoy Belgian chocolate. Please review! Also props to Thalia Castellan for the help with one baby name.

October 21st

3:45 P.M.

The Gods once again rushed into the waiting room of the maternity ward. "Good timing this time, Malcolm says we don't have to wait that long," Annabeth said holding a laughing Nicole.

"Can I hold her?" Athena asked sitting down next to Annabeth.

"Yes," Annabeth replied gently handing Nicole to Athena. "Percy's taken to calling her Nikki though."

"Are you going to kill Chris for putting Clarisse in so much pain?" Hera asked.

"No I'm too tired to kill him right now," Ares replied.

"It's nearly four in the afternoon how can you possibly be so tired…all day?" Luke asked.

"Since, six in the morning," Poseidon said.

"ANNABETH GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE, MY LAZY ASS HUSBAND JUST PISSED ME OFF!" Clarisse yelled and Annabeth hurried into the room.

"Why do we all come anyway?" Hades asked.

"Nothing better to do," Demeter said, texting on her phone.

"When did you start texting?" Aphrodite asked.

"I've had my phone for a month I have unlimited calling and texting," Demeter replied.

"Hey Nico says he got a girlfriend," Hades said sliding his phone open.

"Who?" Zeus asked.

"Katie Garner…oh shit," Hades replied.

"Don't care she can date who she wants, haven't seen her in six months though," Demeter said sliding open her ringing phone.

"Mom, hi I know we haven't talked for a while," Katie said.

"Katie, Hades and I were just talking about you," Demeter replied.

"So you know I'm dating Nico and have been in Ohio for the past six months," she asked.

"Why the hell are you in Ohio?" Demeter asked.

"I'm six months pregnant," Katie said. Demeter's eyes opened wide in shock.

"Oh its says here in this new text that she's also six months….ooh that can't be good," Hades said.

"Katie, I have to go, I'll see you in five minutes," Demeter said grabbing her purse. "Hades, let's go we have kids to yell at for complete idiocy, did they learn nothing from watching all those episodes of Secret Life of the American Teenager?"

The two teleported out in a flash of light a few minutes later. "Awkward," Persephone said.

"In other news Travis and Conner are moving back with their wives," Hermes said.

"When did they get married?" Luke asked.

"Las Vegas six months ago, to two of my daughters. Candace (A/N: Made her up) and Monika (Also made up)," Aphrodite said. "You do know about the other thing right?"

"Oh yeah, popped in on them right after the wedding, turns out that's why they got married," Hermes said.

"Will married some girl who could see through the mist in Vegas with then and she's knocked up too," Apollo said.

"I hated them anyway," Thalia said. "Probably their kids and our kids are going to be enemies."

"They were bitches too," Aphrodite said.

"Yeah they were," everyone else agreed.

"We've got years to worry about that," Percy said.

"And many sleepovers to worry about too," Annabeth said walking out with a pink bundle in her arms. "Chris handed her to me, this is Stacy Maureen Rodriguez."

Ares face lit up and he reached out to Annabeth. "Clarisse said she'll let you hold her after she does," Annabeth said.

"That would be now," Chris said poking his head out the door. Annabeth walked back into the room.

"Who's the baby boy?" Chris asked.

"Ryan Andrew Rodriguez," Clarisse said taking Stacy from Annabeth. "You can tell Dad and Aphrodite they can come in now. You and the others go home, come see us when we're back at the house."

Annabeth nodded and left the room. "You and Aphrodite can go in. The rest of us have been kicked out," she said walking into the waiting area. Ares and Aphrodite made a beeline for the door.

"I'm hungry," Thalia said.

"You just ate a half hour ago," Luke said.

"To damn bad, I want chocolate pudding," Thalia ground out.

"Fine, fine, we'll all go get you food don't cry about it," Zeus interjected.

"Meet your grandkids," Clarisse said handing Ares baby Stacy.

"Do you want to hold your half grandchild?" Chris asked.

"Of course, by kids that are pregnant are bitches," Aphrodite said.

"Okay, here's Andrew Ryan," Chris replied, handing Aphrodite the baby.