I have a friend who verbally abuses can-openers…poor,poor can-opener. Anyway, on to my next chapter of 20 Questions! Yeah, Shinji Hirako is next up, who looks like a hyena. Seriously, ever take a good look at his teeth and then thought of a hyena? Mm, he also kinda looks like Mello…hmmmm, ah, forget it!
Discalimer: I don't own Bleach, I own…a puppy!
Inspiration goes to "lameKirby"
20 Questions With Shinji Hirako
Question 1) Why don't you have an afro like Love?
"Well, he recommended it to me and it's not a-Whaaaaaaat?"
Question 2) Hehehe, kay, do you think Ichigo is a cute, but cranky strawberry?
"YES!"*throws Ichigo at Hiyori*
Question 3) How much gold could a gold-digger dig if a gold-digger could dig gold?
"Okay, I'm confuzzladated"
Question 4) Ain't a word Hirako! Uh, how did you NOT notice Aizen was plotting against you???
"Oh, screw you!!"
Kay!^^
*blink,blink*
Question 5) Do you really love Hime-chan?
"She is my first love, I wish for her to bear my children!" *nosebleed*
MY HIME-CHAN!! BACK OFF YOU LECHEROUS HYENA!!!!
Question 6) Kay, do you think of Hiyori as your little sister?
"FUCK NO!! SHE HITS ME IN THE FACE WITH THAT BLASTED SANDAL…AND THAT DAMN THING STINKS!!!"
Question 7) Did you know that all the girlies think you're pretty fly for a white guy?
"…???O.o"
Question 8) Have you changed your tongue ring in the last 100-whatever years?
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh…" *hides behind Urahara's fan* "None of your business!!"
Question 9) If I stole your hat and sold it to pirates, would you get mad?
"Not as long as I get half of what you make."
Question 10) Want some chocolate, I made it special?
"Do I look stupid to you?"
Uhhhhhhh…
"Don't answer that!!!"
Question 11) Ahem, are you a flirt?
"I'ma flirt! Soon as I see her walk up in the club Ima flirt. Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs Ima flirt. Sometimes when I'm wit my chick on the low I'ma flirt."
Question 12) Have you ever paid an illegal immigrant to choke you in the shower while you touched yourself?
"You need to stop looking at Family Guy, and no!!"
Question 13) Damn, take a pill man. Do you realize Ichigo fans wish to throttle you?
"I didn't fuck his hollow while he had control!!!"
*angry, possessive wife-glare…* "HICHIGO SHIROSAKI, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN LATER!!"
Question 14) Finish this verse for me "Where did you come from lady? And, ooh, won't you take me there? Right away, won't you baby? Tenderoni you've got to be, spark my nature, super fly with me.-"
"Don't you know now is the perfect time? We can make it right, hit the city lights. The tonight ease the lovin, let me take you to the max!"
Question 15) What's your Hollow's name?
"His name is-"
"My name is Henji, my gorgeous, wolf puppy."
*HIT!!* "Get back in there!!"
Question 16) What do you think of Kisuke Urahara?
"I believe he stole the pimp cane, traded it in for that fan, and smacks Ichigo in the face with it!"
Question 17) Why…the…FUCK DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!?!?!?!?!
"Too much to handle when I'm on the move."
Question 18) Lazy bastard. Do you think the glaze on krispy kreme donuts are made with?
"Sugar, water, and crack."
Question 19) Is your jaw removable?
"What!? What kind of question is that!?"
The top part of your head can go 180 back!
Question 20) Do you have a son named Mihael Keehl?
"Okay, time for you to get hit!"
Okay, there's the new one! Sorry it took me so long. Oh, on my next one, please review and decide on Gin, Hiyori, or Kenpachi. Or, for anyone that likes Kingdom Hearts, give me a character to do from there. *puppy eyes* Pweeeaaasse?? Anyway, luv much!
Ja Mata!
