A/N: Sorry about not updating sooner the stupid glitch wouldn't let me update the fic. So here's a quick drabble between the gods while they are in council. Inspired by my great and uncle to which these lines were actually said while I was there...please review. The Abe Lincoln and Richard Nixon part goes to my best guy friend Nick who made it up while making fun of me for watching Shugo Chara.
The Olympians were all sitting in the throne room waiting for Dionysus to arrive.
"Hestia, can you bring me some more toilet paper?" Dionysus yelled from the bathroom. Athena snorted into her cup of coffee and Aphrodite let out a giggle.
"Shut up," Hestia said leaving the room.
"It's just gotten better and better up here since they started seeing each other," Ares said laughing.
"Yeah, we never get anything done though," Zeus replied.
"Shhh…this is a good part," Hera said not looking up form the manga she was reading.
"Shut up! I cannot hear what is going on in this episode of Shugo Chara!" Demeter said.
"What has happened to us?" Poseidon asked.
"Ooh is that the anime about the eggs and the floating dudes?" Hermes asked.
"Yeah, why?" Artemis asked looking up from her laptop.
"I want a little Abraham Lincoln on this shoulder and a badass Richard Nixon with devil horns on this one," Hermes replied.
"I want a mini Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove on my shoulder," Apollo said.
"So screwed up," Persephone said.
"Why are you even here? Don't you have some hippie movement to go to?" Poseidon asked.
"Hades, are you going to let him talk to me like that?" Persephone demanded.
"Let him be, now let me finish watching my spoiler videos…the promo for Bones season five just came out," Hades said.
"Season five promo!" everyone else yelled and started for the laptop.
"Stop! I'll put it on the TV!" Hades yelled. Thirty seconds later all the guys were watching the girls who were jumping up and down.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Did you see the new promo?" Thalia asked running into the throne room with Annabeth.
"Yeah, you missed us showing it," Athena replied. "Where are Nikki and John?"
"With Percy and Luke…come on Annabeth let's make sure they didn't blow anything up!" Thalia said and they left the throne room.
"Play it again!" Hestia said.
