A/N: OMG this just came to me as I was going through my YouTube favorites…I took the quotes from Bones Season 4: Episode- Critic In The Cabernet…please enjoy while I try to figure out why I nearly fell over just now…damn spinning chairs! By the way, I did actually see a picture with the firecracker line…my Dad is so weird sometimes.

Annabeth, Percy, Luke, Thalia, Chris, Clarisse, Katie, and Nico all sat in the room of their brand new therapist. Their children: being watched by the gods.

"This is retarded why are we even here?" Katie asked.

"Seriously, my Mother has never thought of sending me to therapy before," Annabeth said.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Miller I will be your therapist," a young twenty something aged man said walking into the room. "The first thing we are going to start out with today is the word game, you say something and then any of the others reply with the first word that pops into their heads…understand?"

"Yes, we aren't morons!" Thalia said.

"Okay then begin," Dr. Miller said pulling out a notepad.

"Hunger," Percy said.

"Sex," Annabeth replied and Percy muttered something that sounded like whoa. "Horse."

"Cowboy," Luke said.

"Child," Clarisse replied.

"Baby," Chris said.

"Nico," Katie said.

"Wait you think I'm a baby," Nico asked.

"You're a Father," Katie replied.

"Oh well Mother," Nico replied.

"Birth," Thalia said.

"Happy," Percy replied.

"Sperm," Clarisse said.

"Sperm? Isn't this a little weird?" Luke asked.

"No keep going," Dr. Miller said.

"Egg," Luke said.

"I want a baby!" Annabeth, Thalia, Clarisse, and Katie said together.

"Whoa!" Percy said.

"Horse," Annabeth said.

"W-wait a minute," Chris replied.

"I realize it now," Katie said.

"Now that the kids are in kindergarten, we are mainly at home during the day," Thalia said.

"This would be a good place to stop and discuss things," Dr. Miller said.

"This is between us, now that we have found the problem we need to talk together," Luke said.

The six exited the room and headed for the Empire State Building. The elevator ride was completely silent. They walked along the pathway to the palace. Once they walked through the door the men exploded.

"Are you completely insane!" Percy yelled.

"Have you gone bonkers?" Luke asked Thalia.

"Another kid, we already have two!" Chris said.

"You vowed never another kid," Nico said. The girls just looked guilty.

"Okay, now is the right time to do this," Apollo said walking up to the group. "Percy, Annabeth this is Steven. Thalia, Luke this is Elizabeth. Clarisse, Chris this is Temperance. Nico, Katie this is Seeley."

"Foster system kids?" Annabeth asked.

"How much older are they?" Clarisse asked.

"I've already went over this with you guys," Apollo said and the other Olympians just looked amused. "Five years older."

"When did we go over this exactly?" Chris asked.

"How the hell am I supposed to remember? Now go fill out the applications, we'll watch the kids," Apollo replied shoving them out the door.

"So this is what you use your ninety minutes of Internet time for?" Artemis asked, bouncing John on her hip.

"No, you don't even enforce the ninety minutes rule," Apollo replied.

"If you hadn't gotten a Facebook behind my back we wouldn't be in this mess," Zeus said.

"Or a fiction press, Live journal, and whatever else you do on the computer," Hera added.

"Oh shut up you are making me feel bad!" Apollo said.

"You basically stalked a gay guy that you met at the Walmart via Internet," Hades said.

"Oh come on like you don't follow the Othersiders on Twitter that's just creepy!" Persephone said.

"Stop it all of you, there is supposed to be a meteor shower tonight," Demeter said looking up from her laptop.

"Ooh really, I thought that was last night?" Athena asked, taking Nikki from Poseidon.

"No from early July to mid August you can see them, last night was just the peak," Hermes said.

"How do I work this damn thing?" Ares asked holding Stacy while trying to start a DVD.

"Oh turn on the TV and cable box, then take the TV remote go input down to video one," Aphrodite said, holding Ryan.

"Oh okay there we go," Ares said putting Stacy in the playpen.

"Hades, how is that you look so emo sometimes and yet you are like this weird gentle guy with Hailey?" Poseidon asked.

"Oh shut up," Hades replied handing Hailey to Demeter.

"Did you know that you should never ever, ever put a fire cracker in your ass and light it?" Dionysus said.

"What brought that on?" Hestia asked.

"Look at this picture," he replied. "Put the kids down first."

"Am I going to vomit form looking at this?" Demeter asked.

"No, its not that bad, not as bad as the spider thing," Dionysus replied. The group gathered around.

"Oh that is so gross!" Athena said. "Garbage can," she added passing it to Demeter. Demeter proceeded to puke her guts out into the garbage can, while Hermes held her hair back.

"You are a stupid, lazy, sorry excuse for a piece of life," Demeter said. "Hades, watch Hailey," she added walking out of the room. Hermes followed behind her like a lost puppy.