Amy opened her eyes the next morning with a smile on her face. Randy's arms were wrapped around her body. YES she thought to herself. Randy looked over at her with his sexy smile and chuckled.
"Hey you hot blonde."
"Hey gorgeous" she said as she kissed him passionately.
"Mmmm that was nice. So….in the mood?"
"Damn right. Come here."
Cody woke up to the sound again. God what the fuck? He hated his life so much. The thought of Amy naked made him sick! He was beginning to think that rooming alone wouldn't be so bad. He heard Ted in his bed snickering.
"I really don't see how any of this is funny, Ted."
"It's funny because it pisses you off so much, Cody. God you really need to get laid."
"No I don't asshole."
"You clearly do, Cody. You've had a stick up your ass for months."
"Only since she's been around."
Cody threw the covers off of himself and got out of bed. At least in the shower he wouldn't be able to hear Randy and that bitch having sex. Or so he thought.
He could still hear them in the shower and he punched the wall. Fuck I can't get away from that stupid bitch he thought.
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Dave smiled when his best friend emerged from the bedroom.
"Bout time, Captain Conceited."
"Bite me, Animal."
"Nah I don't think so. I'll leave that to young Randall."
"You're such an idiot…." she said as she walked over to him. "But you're my favorite idiot."
Dave smiled as he hugged his little friend. She was quite witty.
"I'm going to take a shower. Want to get some breakfast sent up for us?" she asked with a sexy smile.
"Sure. It should be here by the time you get out. Then again it might be cold by the time you get out. God knows you get stuck in the mirror for hours" he chuckled as he rolled his eyes.
Amy walked into the bedroom with a grin on her face. Ted was sitting up in his bed reading a magazine when she walked in. He looked up at her and smiled.
"Have fun last night, Amy?" he snickered.
"Did you go deaf or something you dumbass?" she said as she sat down on his bed.
"Whatever. You're still conceited."
"And you're still a moron."
"Shut up, blondie."
"I hate you, Junior."
"I thought we were friends, babycakes. Why do you have to talk to me like that? I LOVE YOU!"
Amy burst into uncontrollable laughter. She was actually pretty close to crying from laughing so hard.
"Ted you're hilarious you know that?" she managed to get out between laughs.
"And you're hot, but as we both know, you're painfully aware of that."
Amy looked at Ted and rolled her eyes. The shower then turned off.
"Bout damn time" Amy muttered. She would have to clean the shower out since Cody had just gotten done using it. She didn't want to be infected with his assholeitis.
A couple minutes later he came out with a glare plastered on his face. There she is, as usual. Cody decided to try and be civil with her, just this once.
"Good morning, sunshine."
"Kiss my hot ass, Rhodes."
"Bare it and share it first. Then give me some booze. God knows I'd have to be wasted to kiss any part of your anatomy."
Amy looked at him, scoffed, and mooned him as she smacked her own ass.
"You're not worthy of this grade A ass, Rhodes. I'd fuck Hornswoggle before you. At least he has a personality."
Ted burst into laughter after Amy had closed the bathroom door.
"Shut the fuck up, Ted."
"Not a chance. She'd rather fuck a little person than you. Her joke was….priceless!"
Cody rolled his eyes at Ted. Her joke wasn't even close to being funny. He was getting so sick of her. She always found a way to make fun of him and she got the guys to make fun of him too. She truly was a bitch!
About 20 minutes later Amy came out of the bathroom, wrapped in a towel. Cody looked over at Ted who was staring at Amy. Cody just rolled his eyes and went back to reading.
"No matter how long you stare, Ted, my towel isn't going to fall off."
"I can dream can't I?"
She looked at him with her usual conceited look and smiled.
"Can't say I blame you. I'd dream about me, too."
Cody could feel himself getting sick. God she was so fucking full of herself! Granted she had a right to be, but still. She made Randy look modest. And that's saying something.
"You're so hot, blondie. Marry me."
"Hell no, Junior. Not a chance."
"Why not? I'm priceless and you're gorgeous. It'd be a deadly combination."
Amy was trying to contain her laughter.
"Sorry but no way. Bye Junior. You're dumb."
"Baby come back" Ted sang as she walked out of the room chuckling. "You can blame it all on meeeeeeeeeee."
Amy walked into the bedroom laughing her ass off. Randy rolled over and smiled at her.
"What's so funny beautiful?"
"Ted. He's hilarious. He was singing that stupid Swiffer commercial song when I was walking out of the room."
Amy dropped her towel and went thru her suitcase trying to decide what to wear for today. Randy just stared at her. She really was gorgeous, especially when she was butt naked. Her ass, her legs, her stomach…everything about her was perfect and sculpted.
"Mmmm…why don't you come back to bed, hot stuff?" Randy asked her as he rubbed the bed.
Amy walked over to Randy and kissed him.
"Because I just got out of the shower, gorgeous. Having sex again would kinda defeat the purpose of that."
Randy looked at her with that gorgeous grin of his.
"Well why don't you join me in my shower then? We could have a little bit of fun."
He sat up right next to her and started kissing her neck. He could see he was giving her goosebumps. She tilted her head so Randy could kiss more of her neck. He knew she'd give in to him.
"I suppose I could."
Randy got a huge grin on his face as he got up. He couldn't wait to see how good she looked when she was all wet.
"Another shower, Amy?" Dave asked with a grin when she emerged from the room with Randy.
"Apparently so, Dave."
Cody was about to throw up when Amy and Randy walked in the room. It was obvious she'd be joining him in the shower since she was still wrapped in a towel. He was glad he took a shower already because he sure as hell wouldn't use it after them.
Ted sat on his bed and stared at Amy.
"It's still not going to fall off, Ted."
"I know what I want for my birthday. So how about you give me an early birthday present?"
Amy and Randy started laughing their asses off.
"No way, Junior. Keep dreaming, though."
"Come on Amy. Gimme all your lovin…all your hugs and kisses tooooooooooo" Ted sang.
Amy looked over at Randy and smiled coyly.
"Sorry. My hugs and kisses are taken."
"You suck, blondie."
"Blow me, Junior."
"Marry me, blondie."
"No Junior. We've been over this already today."
"And we'll keep going over it til we're walking down the aisle."
Amy shook her head as she entered the bathroom with Randy. Ted was so damn funny, even when he was making his pitiful attempts to woo her. Ted knew he'd never get her, but it was still fun to try.
"I'm going for a walk. Bye Ted."
Cody got up and threw his magazine on the bed as he left the room. He needed to get the hell away from Amy.
Dave came walking in a few minutes later snickering.
"Cody's on the rag, Ted?"
"Isn't he always Dave?"
"Let me guess. You were trying to get in Amy's pants again and Cody got all pissy."
"You know it. I don't get what his problem is."
Summary: Cody doesn't like Amy and Amy sure as hell doesn't like him! Will they slug it out again or will Amy keep her cool?
And how hilarious is Ted? LOL
