About half an hour later Amy and Randy emerged from the bathroom in their towels, smiling away. They had obviously had a very fun shower, judging by the looks on their faces. Neither one of them could wipe the smiles off their faces.
"I don't appreciate you showering with my future wife, Randy" Ted said matter of factly.
"Whatever Ted. She's hot."
"No shit, Randy. That's why she's my future wife."
Amy and Dave just sat there laughing their asses off and shaking their heads.
"You may be laughing now, blondie, but you'll be crying on our wedding day."
"Yeah I'll be crying because it'll be the lowest point of my life, Junior."
"Whatever blondie. I love you."
"Shut up, Junior."
"Your mouth says no, but those eyes say yes." He went over to her and hugged her as he kissed her cheeks. Dave and Randy almost collapsed from laughing so hard.
"Gross! Don't kiss me, Junior! I don't want your germs."
"Come on baby. Gimme some sugar! Don't you love me?"
Amy was trying to be serious, but she couldn't hold the laughter in anymore.
"Oh yes baby. I love you. Come here!"
Amy grabbed Ted and dipped him as she smooched him hard on the lips, which caused Dave and Randy to laugh even harder. This was pure comedic gold.
"Whoa" was about all Ted could get out. He got feel his cheeks getting hot. He was blushing like crazy.
"Wow. If I knew that's all it took to get you away, I would've done it sooner" Amy snickered. She grabbed Randy's hand and they went into the bedroom to get dressed.
"You look as red as a tomato, Ted" Dave snickered.
"I'm aware, Dave, but thanks for pointing it out again."
In the bedroom, Amy was laughing her ass off. Randy looked over at her and smiled.
"That was pretty funny, Amy. Ted looked like he was about to faint."
Amy looked over at Randy and smiled as she shook her head.
"Yeah I know. It was…priceless!"
Amy dropped her towel and dug some underwear out of her suitcase. Randy looked at her and bit his lip.
"Amy how am I supposed to get dressed when you're butt naked in front of me? If anything your lack of clothing right now makes me want to STAY naked."
Amy walked over to Randy, grabbed the back of his neck, and pulled him into a kiss.
"Sorry about that sweetheart."
Amy sauntered back over to her suitcase and put her underwear on. It was black, as usual. She rarely wore any other color when it came to her underwear.
"So, uh, Amy. What are we doing?" Randy was nervous as hell. He'd hope she said what he wanted to hear.
Amy looked over at Randy and shrugged.
"Having fun, I guess."
And she totally didn't say what he wanted to hear. He wanted her to say she liked him and wanted to be together. He was so disappointed. And the worst part of it was….
He was in love with her.
"Yeah I'm definitely having fun with you, hot stuff. So what's the plan for today?" he asked her, trying to hide his disappointment and shattered heart.
"Well you Legacy dorks have a signing today with me and Dave. I don't think any of us are wresting at the house show today, so we should all go out to dinner tonight."
"Sounds like a good idea, Amy. We could go to the hotel restaurant and eat. If you want, we can go to the bar afterwards, too."
Amy looked over at Randy and smiled. He wanted to melt into the floor. She was perfection to him.
But could he ever tell her how he really felt? He wasn't sure.
"Sure thing, doll."
At the autograph signing a few hours later, Randy could hardly concentrate. Amy was sitting right next to him and it killed him. He could feel himself getting jealous everytime a male fan told her they loved her or how pretty she was. Finally the autograph session was done.
"Damn Amy. You're priceless!" Ted told her as they walked to the car. "So many guys are in love with my future wifey!"
Amy looked at Ted and rolled her eyes.
"You call me wifey again and I'm going to slug you, Junior."
"I love you….wifey."
Amy pulled her fist back and slugged Ted in the arm.
"Oh wifey! I like it rough! Grrrrrrr!"
Amy laughed her ass off as she got in the drier's seat and started the car.
"You're such an idiot, Junior. I will never ever be YOUR wifey."
"Yes you will. I'm totally winning you over. I can tell by the way you abuse me!"
"I'm going to show you some real abuse in about two seconds Junior."
"Ohhh don't tease me, wifeycakes!"
About 2 hours later, they pulled up to the hotel. Amy parked the car and they all got out. Amy looked at Junior and started laughing uncontrollably while Cody rolled his eyes.
"Junior you crack me up. How the hell do you come up with all these nicknames for me?"
"My heart tells me, wifeycakes! I love you! I need you!" he told her as he grabbed her and pulled her close for a hug.
"Get your filthy paws off me, Junior!" Amy said as she pulled away. She ran away from Ted and he started chasing her around the parking lot. She was screaming her head off while Dave was cracking up.
"Help me, Dave! Ah get the hell away Junior!!"
Dave just continued to laugh. Sure he wanted to help his friend, but he didn't want to stop it either. It was absolutely hilarious.
"Alright you two. Let's go to our room" Dave told them.
They all went inside and headed towards the elevator. Amy and Ted were snickering and Cody was glaring away as usual. Randy was quiet, though. When they got off the elevator, Dave pulled Randy back.
"Hey Randy. You okay? You're awfully quiet."
Randy looked over at Dave and tried his best to put on a happy face.
"I'm fine Dave."
"I can tell when something is bothering you, Randy. So when you want to talk, let me know. I'll listen."
"Thanks Dave."
Summary: Randy finally admits to himself that he's in love with Amy!!! Will he ever tell her how he feels? Will he ever find the guts?
And Ted and Amy really have an interesting relationship to say the least!
