Before Ted knew it, Amy's lips crashed with his. This wasn't one of her playful smooches either. She was using tongue! Ted knew in the back of his mind this was a bad idea. He knew Randy was in love with Amy and visa versa, but she was smashed and so was he. And she was a damn good kisser, too. He didn't want to stop kissing her, either. They made out for a good 10 minutes before they finally came up for air. Amy simply turned back around and giggled.
"Wow hubby. You smooch well" she snickered.
Ted really hated his life right now. He damn sure wanted to kiss Amy again, but he knew it wasn't right.
Oh what the hell? You only live once right?
Ted turned her back around, looked her in the eyes, and kissed her again. He ran his hands thru her gorgeous blonde hair and all over her face as they engaged in a passionate lip lock. Amy ran her fingers thru his hair as she smooched him back with just as much passion. She loved Randy but Ted was damn hot.
She pulled away from the lip lock and started kissing Ted's neck. Ted was now officially about to die. Her soft, pierced lips felt damn good on his neck. He kept trying to tell himself that this was a bad idea, but he couldn't tell her to stop. Everything she was doing felt amazing. He especially enjoyed it when she growled in his ear. Life was so cruel sometimes!
"Wifey we really shouldn't" he told her.
"I know" she whispered in his ear. She laid kisses all down his neck for another minute before she pulled away and looked at Ted. She started playing with his hair, looked at him, and sighed. She then got a smirk on her face and pulled him in for another kiss. He could tell by the glazed over look in her eyes that she was still smashed and probably wouldn't remember any of this in the morning. After about a minute, she finally released her lip lock, turned around, and snuggled into Ted.
"Night Junior."
"Night wifey."
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Amy and Ted woke up around the same time the next morning and groaned.
"Oh my god Junior. My head is about to explode."
"Mine too wifey."
"What the hell are you doing in my bed Junior??"
Ted decided he was going to mess with her big time.
"We consummated the marriage, wifey!"
Amy turned around and wrapped her arms around Ted's neck. He sure as hell wasn't expecting this reaction. He had no idea Amy was messing with him, too.
"Oh baby. I'm so glad because you're so hot! Grrr baby grrr!"
Amy tried to contain her laughter, but she couldn't. She started laughing uncontrollably.
"Ew I felt so dirty saying that to you" she said as she continued to laugh.
Ted just smiled at her. He couldn't stop thinking about all those kisses she gave him last night, especially the ones on his neck. He got goosebumps just thinking about that!
"Wifey I need to tell you something…."
"You love me? Yeah I know."
"No wifey. Something did happen last night."
"Junior stop fucking with me you idiot."
"I'm not wifey."
Amy opened her eyes and looked at him. She could tell he was serious and she let out a gasp.
"Did we….?"
"No wifey, but you kissed me."
"You're kidding right?"
"No. And I kinda kissed you too."
"How the hell do you kinda kiss someone Junior?"
Ted looked at her and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well you kissed me and then turned back around to sleep, but I flipped you back over and kissed you."
"Geez. Well…did you enjoy yourself Junior?"
He looked at her and smiled.
"Yeah and I especially enjoyed you kissing my neck. I see why Randy likes you."
"Wow. Let's just keep that little incident between us, okay? I'm going to shower."
Amy stood up and headed over to her suitcase. She had no idea what to wear today and didn't really care. Ted just laid in bed and stared at her. Damn she was hot and even though he was sober, he had this urge to kiss her again. He decided he'd just ask her. What the hell right?
"Hey wifey. How about a smooch?"
"Junior did you smoke crack for breakfast?"
"I'm serious wifey."
Amy stared at him like he was on drugs. But truth be told, she wanted to know what kind of kisser Ted was. She certainly didn't remember last night. Amy set her clothes down and sat down on the bed next to Ted. She grabbed Ted's face and kissed him on the lips. She sure as hell wouldn't use any tongue though.
"LAME wifey! Come on. No tongue? You sure didn't mind using it last night!"
"Will you shut the hell up if I do?"
"Yes wifey."
Amy kissed him again and this time she used tongue. Ted was a damn good kisser and she was glad she was sober this time. She definitely wouldn't forget that smooch for a long long long time!
"Damn Junior. I'm going to shower. And if you try to come in there I'll throw the soap at you again."
"Oh wifey. Don't you remember? I like it rough!"
"Junior you're sick!"
"Yes I am, baby. I'm lovesick for you."
"God Junior. You're cheesy as hell!"
"Baby…I'm priceless!"
"And now you're singing your entrance music. You're so lame!"
Amy walked away chuckling as she headed for the shower. She really needed to watch her drinking from now on. Of course, smooching Ted really wasn't that bad. In fact, she thought, it was kind of AWESOME and full of WIN. It's not like Ted was ugly or anything. Actually he was pretty much…priceless!
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Out in the livingroom, Dave was up and talking to Randy. Actually he was pretty much talking to himself, since Randy was sitting there in silence.
"You gotta talk sometime Randy."
Randy let out a big sigh.
"Ugh. I can feel her slipping away from me. How the hell can I convince her that I'm not going to break her heart and that she can trust me?"
"I don't know man. She has a lot of trust issues. You know that" Dave told him.
Randy knew Dave was right. Amy had major trust issues because of her past relationships. She'd pretty much been single for the past 3 years. Apparently, her last relationship traumatized the hell out of her so bad, she wore off serious ones. Sure she'd go on casual dates and "hook up" with her guy friends, but it was never serious.
"I've gotta talk to her, Dave. I'm crazy about her!"
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Amy had just gotten out of the shower and wrapped a towel around herself when Ted walked in.
"Damn it Junior. GTFO!"
"Wifey, stop using internet slang on me! I don't understand your strange language!"
"It means 'get the fuck out' or 'get the fuck off' you idiot!"
"Oh I bet if you opened that towel I could really GTFO!"
Amy's mouth almost dropped down to the floor when Ted said that. She stood there in complete silence, due to the shock. That was a downright sexual line and she wasn't sure if she had a comeback for it. But being the smartass that she was, she did have one up her sleeve, errr, towel.
"Junior, I could make you GTFO so many times people would confuse you with a volcano" she said with a smirk.
Now it was Ted's turn to sit there in shock and silence. All kinds of totally dirty and inappropriate thoughts ran thru his head. He wouldn't mind a first hand experience with this little blonde sex kitten!
"What's the matter Junior? Is Mr. Priceless speechless?"
"I…uh…Well that is…uh" Ted stammered out.
"That's what I thought. Never have a battle of perversion with me, Junior. I'll always win" she said as she walked by and ran her hand down his chest.
He was definitely going to need a cold shower later.
