"Amy please talk to me" Randy begged.
Amy sat there and shook her head. She wouldn't even tell him no. She was still quite pissed.
"Amy I'm sorry okay? Nothing happened" he told her.
Amy had enough and finally snapped and right when Dave & Ted walked into the room. Uh oh! World War 3 was about to happen right then and there.
"YEAH NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED BECAUSE I FUCKING WALKED IN. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ORTON? I CAN PLAY THAT GAME TOO! I MADE OUT WITH TED LAST NIGHT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVED IT…EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND OF IT. SO FUCK YOU!"
Dave looked over at Ted with a 'holy shit' looked draped across his face. Ted just stood there with his eyes wide as he looked at Amy, then Dave…then Orton. Orton looked like he was about to run across the room and RKO Ted right then and there.
"WHAT THE FUCK TED?"
"Now Randy…." Ted said as he started to back up. Dave stood in front of Ted, protecting him from his ass kicking that Randy so badly wanted to give him.
"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ORTON? I KISSED HIM THIS MORNING TOO. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK OF THAT?" Amy yelled.
Randy was practically foaming at the mouth by this point. He was fucking pissed and said the first thing on his mind.
"RHODES WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE A SLUT!" Randy yelled.
He regretted that as soon as he said it, but before he could apologize Amy administered the ultimate bitch slap. She had slapped him so hard, it made Randy stumble back a few feet. Amy started sobbing as she stood there.
"Amy…I…."
"You're an ASSHOLE Orton. A fucking ASSHOLE. You have the nerve to call me a slut and yet you're the biggest male ho on the roster. I don't know what I ever saw in you. Do us both a favor and don't talk to me ever again!!!"
Amy ran into her bedroom and slammed the door.
"ORTON! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!" Dave screamed. He ran across the room and speared Randy. He was beating the hell out of him when Ted ran over and peeled him off. Dave's face was red with rage as Ted tried to restrain him.
"Dave. Dave. Calm down big guy" Ted said.
"CALM DOWN?? HE CALLED MY BEST FRIEND A SLUT!" Dave screamed.
"Dave I swear I didn't mean it. I was just upset!" Randy pleaded.
"Randy go for a walk so I can calm him down. PLEASE" Ted begged. "I'll text you when it's safe, alright?"
Randy stood up and sighed. He had fucked up royally now and he wasn't sure if he could fix it this time.
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Amy was in her room sobbing on her bed…her bed that she had apparently shared last night with Ted. She let out a light laugh as she thought about that. Maybe now since she was no longer going to be nailing Randy, she'd hook up with Ted instead. He was pretty hot.
But man, was he a dork.
She got out her phone and decided to send Matt Sydal a text, telling him about what happened. She wanted to make it clear to Matt that she was completely free now. She pulled out her high tech cell and sent him a message:
Hey Matt,
Ugh. Remind me to never drink Jack again! Apparently Junior and I had a nice time making out last night.
Also remind me to never have a 'friend with benefits' again. I snapped on Randy this morning and told him about the 'fun' I had with Ted last night. Randy actually called me a slut. It is so over with that guy it is not even funny. No more hooking up with that asshole of a man for me! I hope that I can at least coexist with that asshole, for the sake of Junior and Dave.
-Amy
It didn't take very long for Matt to respond to Amy's text and she was excited to say the least.
Hey Gorgeous,
Wow. Sounds like a lot of drama over there. I'm sorry you're dealing with all that, but at least you know what kind of guy Orton is now instead of later. You live and you learn. I'm a phone call, text, or IM away if you need me. My IM name is HighFlyer83.
I know this may seem like a bad thing to say, but I'm kind of glad that happened. I don't think he realizes what a wonderful girl he had. Doesn't he realize how incredible you are? Well I will tell you one thing, Amy…I do…
-Matt
Ps Looking forward to Monday
Amy decided she was going to send Matt an IM at that very second.
RavishingGrimness: Hey Matt. It's Amy. Nice screenname! :D
HighFlyer83: You too. It suits you. You really are quite ravishing, you know. ;)
RavishingGrimness: Why thank you.
HighFlyer83: So I know this is a dumb question, but how are you?
RavishingGrimness: Sad of course. That guy sucks ass thru a straw.
HighFlyer83: Seems like it. I'd never talk to a woman like that. He had no right to call you a slut. So what if you got a little sauced and kissed Ted last night?
RavishingGrimness: Well I kinda left something out….
HighFlyer83: Oh?
RavishingGrimness: Yeah well…I kinda kissed him again this morning since I had NO RECOLLECTION of last night. Call it a morbid curiosity if you will. LOL
HighFlyer83: Well honestly by the way you two act with each other, I personally thought you'd hooked up with him already! LMAO
RavishingGrimness: Hahahaha geez are we that terrible?
HighFlyer83: Yes LOL
RavishingGrimness: You should've heard what I said to him in the bathroom this morning then! ROFLMFAO
HighFlyer83: Uh oh.
RavishingGrimness: I told him to GTFO and he didn't understand what I meant, but after I'd explained it to him he said he could easily GTFO if I opened my towel…
HighFlyer83: And what did you say?
RavishingGrimness: I told him I'd make him GTFO so many times they'd think he was a volcano and to never have a perv battle with me…because I'll always win.
HighFlyer83: ………………
RavishingGrimness: You okay Matt?
HighFlyer83: Sorry. I just got a visual!
RavishingGrimness: Damn Matt. You may be shy in person, but you sure aren't online!
HighFlyer83: Yeah well I also can't see your gorgeous face at the moment so that helps my confidence.
RavishingGrimness: Why Matt. Do I make you nervous?
HighFlyer83: That's an understatement if I ever heard one.
RavishingGrimness: I don't know why I have that effect on you!
HighFlyer83: Well how about the fact that in addition to being a high flying wrestler like myself, you're incredibly sweet and beautiful.
RavishingGrimness: Awwwwwwwwwwwww.
HighFlyer83: Oh and you also have the prettiest, bluest eyes I've ever seen.
RavishingGrimness: Is it Monday yet? ::swoon::
HighFlyer83: Not quite!
RavishingGrimness: Are you going to be Flirty Mcflirtypants on our date?
HighFlyer83: Probably not.
RavishingGrimness: Damnit. Why not?
HighFlyer83: Well…I'm shy…and you make me melt.
RavishingGrimness: OMG. I love your shyness!!!
HighFlyer83: Really?
RavishingGrimness: Yeah it's actually kinda hot…
HighFlyer83: :-O
RavishingGrimness: Actually it's REALLY hot.
HighFlyer83: I'll be sure to pull out my 'shy card' then.
RavishingGrimness: Did you know I can growl like a tiger?
HighFlyer83: ………
RavishingGrimness: Did you also know that I have my tongue pierced? Have you ever kissed a chick with a tongue ring?
HighFlyer83: Um…uh…Wow….
RavishingGrimness: Would you like to find out if I have any other hidden piercings? ::growl::
HighFlyer83: You get right to the point don't you? LOL
RavishingGrimness: That's how I roll, hot stuff.
HighFlyer83: Well I don't want to be just 'good friends' with you if you catch my drift. I want to get to know you on a mental level before I do on a physical level.
RavishingGrimness: Does this mean I can't give you a back rub?
HighFlyer83: Oh my…Well uh…You can feel free to do THAT anytime, gorgeous!
RavishingGrimness: How about Monday then? You'll need it after your match.
HighFlyer83: That would be really nice. Thank you.
RavishingGrimness: Trust me. The pleasure will be all mine. I'll get to see you shirtless AND I'll get to touch that sexy back. EPIC WIN.
HighFlyer83: Man you're a huge flirt! I love it! Tell me more. Haha.
RavishingGrimness: Well maybe I shouldn't. You might have a stroke! LOL
HighFlyer83: Yeah you're probably right about that!
RavishingGrimness: Well I'll try not to flirt on Monday, but I can't promise anything.
HighFlyer83: And I'll try not to melt into the floor!
RavishingGrimness: I guess I won't wear anything sexy then.
HighFlyer83: Amy, everything you wear is sexy even your workout clothes!!
RavishingGrimness: …….Have you been watching me work out Matt?
HighFlyer83: Well..um..yeah…Not my fault though! You look sexy when you work out!
RavishingGrimness: LOL Well…so do you! ::growl::
HighFlyer83: Ok you need to stop with the growling thing
RavishingGrimness: Why's that hot stuff? ::growl::
HighFlyer83: Because I know it's sexy and I haven't even had the pleasure of hearing it in my ear yet!
RavishingGrimness: Maybe you will Monday ::growl::
HighFlyer83: Ok tiger. I need to go shower now. Going out with a couple of the guys.
RavishingGrimness: Man you already have a pet name for me? I am so in!
HighFlyer83: LOL More than you realize, beautiful. Keep in touch okay?
RavishingGrimness: Oh believe me…I WILL! ::growl::
HighFlyer83: Oh Amy. You're incredible.
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Right when Amy signed offline, Ted walked into the room. He figured she'd be devastated but she had a huge smile on her face.
"Wifey you look a little too happy considering what's going on" he told her.
"I'm not even thinking about that DRAMA. I just got done talking to Matt" she smiled coyly.
"Getting your pimp on wifeycakes?"
"Read for yourself." Amy stood up and headed to the bathroom as she handed him her cellphone so he could read her IMs with Matt. Ted started cracking up when he read it.
"Damn wifey. You're smooth as hell! I am, however, offended that you refer to kissing me as a 'morbid curiousity.' How rude wifey! I'm WOUNDED!"
Amy came out of the bathroom shaking her head and chuckling at Ted.
"I'm sorry baaaaaaaaaaaaaaby" she said as she hugged him. She then growled in his ear like a tiger and he almost melted into the floor. "Can you ever forgive me?"
"You keep doing that in my ear, wifey, and I'll do a lot more than forgive you!"
Amy started laughing her ass off.
"Junior. Don't you remember what happened last time you tried to 'battle' me? You hella lost."
"Where's your comeback then wifeycakes?"
Amy stood there for only a few seconds before she came up with a pretty decent comeback.
"Well I'd show you how sorry I was all night, Junior" she said with a half smirk. Damn Junior thought. She's good. DAMN GOOD.
"You're full of it, wifey. I don't believe you for one second."
"Nice try, Junior. I'm not nailing you."
DAMN.
