Ted came out of the bathroom a little while later wrapped in nothing but a towel with water still dripping down his chest. Amy just sat there staring at him. Man his body was AMAZING.
"Like what you see wifeycakes?"
"No Junior" Amy said as she looked away. Don't look at him Amy. DON'T LOOK AT HIM she told herself. But she couldn't help it. She was staring at him again. He just stood there in his towel, with that arrogant look on his face that she had once hated so much. But now, it was pretty sexy!
"It's okay wifey. I'm priceless! I know."
"Only when you're pretty much naked Junior" Amy snickered.
"Awwww wifey. You're mean" Ted said as he gave her a pouty look.
"Awww Junior I was just picking on you. You know you're always priceless, baby!"
Ted got a huge smile on his face as he continued to stand there. Amy was glad because she sure didn't mind staring at his incredible body or his gorgeous smile. She was starting to see him in a whole new light…
And it involved her, him, and no clothes.
"Well now that I've made your morning, I came out here because I forgot my boxers, wifeycakes." Ted went over to his suitcase and grabbed a pair of boxers before he headed back into the bathroom. A few minutes later Ted emerged…in nothing but said boxers. Amy was about to have a stroke right then and there. He sure had some incredible looking legs and she sure wouldn't mind if they were wrapped around her!
"Wifey stop staring at me. It's rude" Ted snickered.
"Well put some clothes on then Junior!"
"You walk around in your underwear in front of me all the time! Now you know how I feel, wifey!"
"No I don't because I look way better in my underwear than you do in yours, Junior!"
"Wifey I don't even know why you bother to wear underwear! It's just a piece of cloth that goes up your ass! You should just go commando!"
"But then I wouldn't be able to walk around in front of you Junior."
"Trust me wifey. I would not mind if you walked around naked in front of me!"
"Nice try, Junior. You'll never see me naked."
Ted got a huge smile on his face.
"Well you better watch your drinking around me then. Next time, you just might end up naked and then wifey, you'll really get to experience why I'm priceless!"
Amy looked over at Ted and rolled her eyes.
"Oh puh-LEASE. When did you come up with that lame line? During your lunch period?"
Ted gave Amy a playful glare.
"Bitch."
"Asshole."
"Skank."
…………….
"Hot stuff."
Ted got a look of shock on his face. Amy never called him that before! Usually it was some derogatory term, but not today! Ted was starting to see Amy in a whole new light too. Of course he'd always thought she was hot as hell, but he suddenly found her to be even more appealing. He really would like to show her why he was priceless!
"That's sexual harassment, wifey."
"And…?"
"And I'm totally going to take it."
"Junior, you're so shallow."
"I know, but that's why you love me isn't it wifeycakes?"
"Sorry hubby. I'm just using you for your body!"
…………….
Ted stood there thinking he sure would like it if she used his body. Ted stop thinking like that. Randy loves her. But she wants my body. Damn it Ted stop it now! But she's so hot! Damn it Ted. NO. But she's hot!!! NO TED NO.
"I have feelings, wifey! I'm not some sort of sex object, you know!"
"Pfft that's all men are good for…SEX!"
Ted just smiled at his 'wifeycakes.' She was damn hot and a great catch.
Wait a minute. Did he just refer to her as a great catch? That's when it hit him…he DID like his wifeycakes. Uh oh. This can't be a good thing. Or maybe it could. Amy obviously wouldn't be hooking up with Randy anymore. But maybe she would be. He decided to just ask her.
"So wifey. What's going to happen with you and Randy now?"
Amy didn't even hesitate before she answered.
"Nothing Junior. It's over. I don't put up with bullshit like that. He's lucky I didn't kick his ass!"
"I know he didn't mean what he said wifey." Ted couldn't believe he said that. He wanted to hook up with her and getting her back with Randy would not help that mission at all!
"I don't give a hot god fucking damn. He still said it. As far as I'm concerned, he can kiss my fucking ass! Actually he can't anymore. Only guys who know how to treat me will be kissing this grade A ass!"
I'd sure like to kiss that ass Ted thought to himself. Hell I'd do a lot more than that. DAMN IT TED STOP THINKING LIKE THAT. Ted couldn't help what he said next.
"I'd kiss that ass any day of the week, wifey!"
"Get in line Junior. I'm a playa now!"
"You're gonna cheat on me wifeycakes?? I want a divorce!"
Amy went up to Ted and wrapped her arms around his neck. Ted suddenly became extremely nervous and a little…happy south of the border. He hoped to god that Amy wouldn't notice. This was really embarrassing!
"Oh baby. I thought we had an open marriage. You know I'll make it up to you later" she whispered. She then growled in his ear and Ted swore he got even more excited. That was the hottest shit I've ever heard he thought to himself. Man I'd really like to make her growl like that all night. NO TED. STOP IT! You can not sleep with Amy, even if she is extremely hot and all over you today. But I like her. DAMN IT.
"I better text Randy and let him know that Dave is calm now" Ted told her. "And that he can come back to the room."
"Do you really have to? I know he's going to want to 'talk' about what happened."
"Yeah I know. Sorry wifeycakes."
Ted got out his phone and texted Randy. Not even 10 minutes later, Randy was back in the hotel room. It was a bit awkward to say the least. Dave didn't say one word to him and neither did Amy. The only one who talked to him was Ted.
"Ted I'm sorry I snapped on you" Randy told him.
"No need to apologize. I understand, but you need to talk to Amy" Ted informed him.
Randy let out a long sigh. He had a feeling this wasn't going to end well. He had no idea Amy was about to tell him off…for good.
"Amy I want to talk to you."
"That's nice Randy. I have nothing to say."
"Well I do. Please?"
Amy looked at Randy and rolled her eyes.
"Fine."
"Amy I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I don't think you're a slut at all. I was just so mad and I…"
"Shut UP Randy. It's over between us. Do you hear me? It's OVER. No more fucking…no more anything. It's OVER. I'm going to be civil with you for their sake, but there's nothing more between you and I. You blew it Randy. I don't put up with bullshit."
"But Amy I lo……"
"Go to hell, Orton. I'm going to be a player like YOU now."
Randy's heart sank down to his feet. He was finally about to tell her how he felt…and she blew him off. He couldn't blame her. After all, he called her a slut. Randy wasn't sure if he wanted to punch something or cry. He just stood in the livingroom area as he watched her walk into her room. He could feel a huge lump in his throat. Could this possibly get any worse?
He had no idea how much worse it'd get later that night.
