Randy and Dave woke up to the sound of unified screaming the next morning coming from Amy and Ted's room. They ran in there and were not prepared for what they saw.
There was Amy, wrapped in a blanket.
There was Ted, wrapped in a sheet.
Holy shit did they….?
Dave could tell by the looks on their faces that they HAD. And judging by those looks, they sure as hell didn't remember! Dave was laughing to himself hysterically. He knew they were plowed when they came back last night. He had apparently not realized how plowed they actually were.
Randy, however, was not so amused. But what could he do? Amy had basically told him to fuck off.
Apparently she was the one doing that last night.
"Geeeeeeeeez you two! I knew you were drunk last night, but DAMN!" Dave said.
"Shut up Dave. This is not amusing" Amy told him.
"Like hell it isn't! Do you guys remember anything from last night?"
Amy stood there scratching her head and trying to think. She thought for a few minutes before she answered.
"Last thing I even remotely remember was getting in the elevator" Amy told him.
Dave looked over at Ted who was still thinking.
"Last thing I remember was my shirt being stuck in my pant's zipper. I was pretty much in and out after that" Ted lied. He remembered everything from last night. And he wasn't going to forget about it anytime soon!
"Well we'll leave you two to talk" Dave said as he exited the room with a very sad, depressed Randy Orton. Damn she fucked Ted. Why did she have to do that Randy wondered.
Amy sat down on the bed, wrapped in her blanket. She couldn't believe she nailed Ted last night. She was pissed off that she couldn't remember. Damn I bet it was good too she thought.
"What are you thinking about wifeycakes?"
"How I am suffering from CRS…can't remember shit!"
"Well wifey I remember everything and I do mean everything." Ted sat there for the next 10 minutes telling Amy everything she did and said last night with a smile on his face. He sure wouldn't mind experiencing her again! One night with her was not enough.
"Damn I was pretty smooth last night, Junior!"
"You damn sure were, wifey."
………….
"Well I'm going to take a shower and get your pricelessness off me" she said as she stood up, shaking her head and smirking. She stopped before she got to the bathroom though and turned around to look at Ted. "Would you care to join me Junior?"
Ted almost choked when she said that. Damn right he'd care to join her in that shower! He'd love to see her all wet and hot! Oh baby!
"Grrr wifey grrr!"
Amy stood there and rolled her eyes at Ted.
"You're such a lame dumbass!
"Apparently I'm not that lame, since you want to re-experience my pricelessness!"
Amy shook her head and smiled as she headed towards the bathroom with Ted following closely behind her. This was about to be the best shower of his LIFE. Amy turned the hot water on and threw the blanket out the bathroom door. Ted just stood there and stared at her. WOW.
"Stop staring Junior. It's rude" Amy said mockingly.
"Can't help it. You're so very ravishing, wifey!"
Amy shook her head as she stepped in the shower, allowing the water to splash her in the face. She was getting her hair wet when Ted finally stepped in.
Amy looked at him like he was a juicy steak. Damn I hit that? Fuck YES she thought to herself. Ted was damn hot and he looked even better wet. Oh to hell with this she thought.
She grabbed Ted and gave him a passionate kiss. He got pretty happy pretty fast.
"Damn Junior. You're easy."
"Only because you're so hot wifey."
"Shut up and do me Junior!"
"Ohh I like it when you're bossy, wifey!"
Ted did just as he was told. Amy was sure as hell glad she was getting a refresher course with Ted because he really was priceless!
After they finished, they went back to showering.
"Damn wifey! That was better than last night!"
"Well I wouldn't know" Amy laughed.
"So it's really over with you and Randy wifeycakes?"
"Yeah Junior. It is."
………………….
"What about Sydal?"
"I have a hot date with him Monday, Junior!"
"Wifey you're such a player!"
"Look whose talking, Junior!"
"I haven't hooked up with anyone in weeks, wifey!"
She turned around, bit her lip, and smiled at Ted.
"Well now you have" she whispered in his ear.
Oh my fucking god. She is so damn hot Ted thought to himself. Jesus look at those hips! And those legs! And that finely shaped ass!
---xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx---
A little while later, Amy and Ted were chit chatting as they got dressed.
"I'm hungry wifeycakes."
"Me too Junior. Let's go get some breakfast."
Amy and Ted walked out of the bedroom and into the livingroom. Dave and Randy were sitting there watching tv. Randy looked sadder than ever.
"Hey we're going to get breakfast. You guys wanna go?" Amy asked.
"Nah no thanks. We already ate while you two were still passed out drunk" Dave snickered.
"Shut up Dave" Amy stated.
Amy and Ted turned around and headed out the hotel door. After they did, Randy let out a long, sad sigh.
"Want to talk about it Randy?"
"The fact that my heart is broken or the fact that she hooked up with one of my best friends?"
"I don't know what to tell you Randy. I've never seen her so pissed. I certainly didn't expect her to hook up with Junior" Dave told him.
"I feel like I've lost her forever, Dave."
---xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx---
Amy and Ted had just sat down when she heard her nickname being called across the restaurant.
"Favorite blonde!"
Chris came sauntering over and sat down next to Amy. He could sense something was very different between the two of them. And he had a feeling he knew what it was!
"Must you shout Chris? I have a huge headache right now" Amy groaned.
"Gee I wonder why. Could it have anything to do with the tequila and the whiskey?"
"Bite me Chris."
"No thanks. I'm sure you got bit plenty last night" Chris snickered.
That's when he noticed it. Ted had a HUGE hickey on his neck. And it was pretty much purple. There was only one person who could've done that….
Ted finally noticed Chris staring at his neck, but he smiled. He was damn proud of that mark on his neck.
"Amy you HUSSY! You hooked up with Ted last night didn't you?" Chris whispered.
"And this morning" Ted said with his arrogant smile.
"Yeah I kinda blacked out last night and didn't remember anything so……" Amy started.
"I don't need to know details. But I knew it was going to happen. I bet everything I had it would happen and I was right!"
Amy just sat there and shook her head while Ted's smile grew even bigger. Did he really make it that obvious last night? Apparently he had.
"Keep this on the down low, Chris. I don't want people to think I'm a slut" Amy begged.
"Amy no one would think that. In fact, I'm pretty sure the girls would bow to your feet and worship you. None of them can say that they've hooked up with two thirds of 'Legacy' ya know."
Amy let out a hearty laugh. Chris was hilarious…and maybe he was right. She was almost positive that damn near every Diva had hooked up with Randy. After all, he was the biggest slut on the roster.
Summary: Bit of a filler I know, but it's leading up to something. Trust me on this! And thank you again to my repeat reviewers. You guys are radtacular and are the ones motivating me to keep going! Thanks!
