RAW Taping 4 days later
Pretty much everyone had heard about Amy and Ted hooking up a few days ago. Gee I wonder how Amy thought. I am going to kill that big mouthed Canadian. Chris was right about one thing though.
"Amy you are a goddess among women" Melina stated.
"Seriously Amy. You're my hero" Beth chimed in.
"It's really not a big deal, guys" Amy told them.
"Not a big deal?? Those guys are smoking hot…and you nailed both of them! All of us have tried to get in Ted's pants since he got here, but none of us could! Amy you ARE a goddess among women" Barbi stated passionately.
Amy just sat there and shook her head.
"You guys are dorks. I'm going to catering."
Amy walked in to catering and got a huge smile on her face when she saw her pal, Ted. She went over and sat down next to him.
"There's my wifeycakes."
"I'm going to kill the Canadian, Junior."
"Why's that wifey?"
"Because everyone knows about me and you, dumbass."
"Hey I'm not ashamed. The guys give me high fives everytime I see them."
"Yeah well the girls said I was a goddess among women! Apparently they had all tried to get in your pants without success."
Ted looked over at Amy and shrugged.
"Meh. I like chicks that are different…and covered in tattoos" Ted smirked.
"Shut up, Junior."
"Marry me, wifey."
"No Junior."
"Come on babycakes. We consummated our relationship…twice!"
"Oh Junior."
Ted happened to look up and saw that Matt Sydal had just walked in. Matt looked in their direction and smiled at Amy.
"Wifey your high flyer is grinning at you!"
Amy looked up and smiled right back at Matt, who let out a big sigh and looked like he was melting.
"Damn wifey! You made him melt with your smile. You're good!"
"And you know just how good I am, Juniorcakes."
"Ohhh I like that nickname. Grrr wifey grrr!"
Amy could only shake her head and laugh at Junior. He was such a huge flirt and he was damn hilarious.
"Well I'm going to grab some food, Junior."
"Can you bring me back a Pepsi wifeycakes?"
"I guess."
"I love you wifey."
"Shut up Junior."
Amy stood up and headed over to the catering line. Matt was a few people ahead of her, but he kept turning around and smiling at her. She had never seen him so smiley before. Maybe he was just excited about their date tonight.
No matter what Matt did, he couldn't help but smile at her. She was so beautiful and now that things were over with Randy, he knew he had a chance. But what about Ted? Did he like her like Matt did? Matt surely hoped he didn't. He wasn't a very confident guy as it was. Maybe that's why the Divas never really paid attention to him. Well except Amy. He stood there with a smile thinking about her. He loved getting her attention, that's for sure. It always made his day. He couldn't believe he was going on a date with her tonight. She was the hottest woman on the roster. He loved all her piercings, tattoos, and long blonde hair. He hoped he'd be able to form complete sentences on their date tonight.
After Matt grabbed his food, he sat down at a table right next to Ted's.
"Hey Matt. Why don't you just sit here with us?" Ted asked.
"Um sure. Thank you" Matt told him. Matt looked over and watched Amy in line, grabbing all kinds of food. Her plate was practically overflowing. He loved that about her. She never hid the fact that she was pretty much a human garbage disposal.
"Excited about your date with the wifeycakes?" Ted said.
"Yeah and I'm a bit nervous too" Matt told him.
"You have no reason to be nervous. Wifey is just…well…wifey. No big deal" Ted stated.
"Well I don't know her like you do, Ted. And I'm shy."
"Amy actually really likes that about you. She said it's hot or something."
Matt got a huge smile on his face. Apparently his shyness was very appealing to her. He was starting to feel really confident in himself now.
"Sooooooooo….Amy and Randy are done huh?" Matt asked nervously.
"Pretty much. Amy barely talks to him. I feel bad for the guy, but he brought it on himself. He knows Amy has a temper and doesn't put up with bullshit. He should've used his brain before he opened his mouth."
Matt smiled to himself on the inside. It was over with Randy, but what about Ted?
"And uh what about you two?"
"What do you mean Matt?"
"Well I know you guys hooked up…."
"We got drunk and had a good time together. Not a big deal."
"Well didn't you guys hook up the morning after too?"
Ted about choked on his food when he heard that. He had no intention of telling Matt about that. He didn't want to mess shit up for his wifeycakes, even if he did like her. Damn that Canadian he thought. I'm going to give him a piece of my mind later.
"Well…yeah. But I don't think we'd hook up again if she started dating someone or whatever. Wifey isn't a cheater. Well she cheats on me, but that's different" he chuckled.
"Oh. So you don't like her?"
"Of course I like her. She's my wifeycakes!"
Before Matt could say anything else, Amy came walking up to the table. He was about to collapse when he looked at her big, beautiful blue eyes. The makeup she had on today really brought them out. She was also wearing her glasses for once. Matt liked that.
"Wifey you look like a dirty librarian. That's hot! I'd like to check you out from the library!"
"Shut the hell up, Junior. You're such a filthy boy!"
Matt just sat there and listened to them banter back and forth. He could never flirt with her the way Ted does. Matt had no idea how Ted could, either. Amy was so hot! He was too shy for that kind of flirting. Amy finally looked over at Matt and smiled. He wanted to melt into the floor.
"Hi Matt. How are you?"
"I'm fine Amy. How are you?"
"I'm pretty good" she said as she sat down between them. Matt became more and more nervous. Not only did she look damn good, but she smelled good too.
"Wow Amy. You, um, smell really nice" Matt said nervously.
"It's just my deodorant, but thanks" she smiled.
"Grr wifey grrr" Ted said. Amy about died laughing.
"Junior keep it in your pants!"
"Sorry wifey but Matt's right…you smell DELICIOUS. Grrrr!"
Matt was starting to feel slightly uncomfortable. Ted was pretty straight forward with Amy. He wondered if he could ever be like that with her. He decided he was going to try.
"Yeah Amy. You smell good enough to eat" Matt said quietly.
"What was that Matt?" Amy asked.
"I SAID YOU SMELL GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT!"
Amy got a look of shock on her face. She'd expect something like that from Ted, but not shy, cute, adorable Matt Sydal. She wondered where his big balls had suddenly come from. Maybe Ted had inspired him. Ha!
Amy leaned over to Matt and growled in his ear. Ted watched on, about to collapse from laughing. He knew what that sounded like and what he did to him. He could only imagine what it was doing to Matt. But he could tell Matt was about to pass out. He closed his eyes and bit his lip as Amy continued to growl in his ear. Amy finally stopped and leaned back in her chair, with her usual cocky grin. Matt just sat there in silence with his mouth open. He felt like he needed an ice cold shower after that.
"Wifey stop cheating on me!"
"I'm not cheating, Juniorcakes."
"It's in our prenup that you are only supposed to growl in my ear, wifeycakes. Page one paragraph three!"
"I got that part of the prenup removed. You signed on it when you were drunk, Juniorcakes!"
"Damn it, wifey!"
Amy and Junior started laughing uncontrollably after their little exchange. Matt could only smile at them. They sure had a lot of chemistry between them. But they were damn funny together.
"Well Amy. I need to get ready for our tag team match. I'll see you out there, though" Matt said with a shy smile. Amy stood up and gave Matt a hug. Ted watched as Matt closed his eyes and lightly sighed during the hug. This kid really digs my wifey he told himself.
After Matt had left catering, Ted leaned over to his wifeycakes.
"He's got it bad wifey. You should've seen the look on his face while you were hugging him. He looked like he was in heaven!"
Amy looked over at Ted with a cocky grin and shrugged.
"Well Junior. I am so very ravishing you know."
"Oh believe me wifey. I know. And trust me, I think about it all the time."
"Oh god Junior. Shut up!"
"No way wifey. Are we going to go out drinking after your hot date tonight?"
"I don't think so Junior. Not after what happened last time!"
"Come on wifey. I promise I'll behave."
"I don't believe you, Junior. Not for one second!"
"I was the one behaving last time you know. You were the one unzipping my pants and taking advantage of my drunken state!"
"Hmm that's funny Junior. I don't think you resisted from what you told me."
……
"Your silence signifies I'm right, Junior!"
"Wifey you suck."
"You should know Junior" she purred.
"Wifey you're giving me mixed signals here!"
Summary: I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I was cracking up the whole time I was writing it!! Thanks again to my repeat reviewers!!
