A/N: Upon reflecting on the previous chapter, I have come the realization that I have no idea what Demoman's writing style would be like. He can at least read, e.g. the Bombinomicon, but as far as writing goes, we got nothing. So, as far as changes to the style go, I got nothing.


Demowach By Demomopan6812 reviews
onee day I was tacking a telyporter butt due ti freek aksident I foud myself in the werld of iverwatch. wach as i turn thes werld ipside dowm.

Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: April 20, 1969 - Published: Feb. 28, 1979 - Sayta V./Symmetra, OC


hey lads so theres thise gema kaled ovarwhach y ou mite off herd fo. thus si a salf insort story.

oni dey i was takeing a telaporter when i fund meself in teh wurld of everwtach. it sterted whan i steeped in me teemmate engys talepoter. onstead of going ta thr ponit i was teloported somewhear elfe entirely. hte furst ting i see was a bootiful weman. he had lonf blak hare tht wsa reelly pretty. whats ur name seh asced? im teh domeman i sad. ur rely sexy she siad. tanks u r too i said. wats youre name i asked. im simmetra she replyed. than i look arond an sea that everyting is diffirint. bcuz im so smart i say what yeer is this? i thik i whent fowerd in tiem. how can ypou tell she asked? yoru closthes are diferent from mine. wow yr smart she saud. its the yaer 1999. they far off year of 1999?! is teh dog prezident yet? i asked. uoy meen prezident fluffykins eht syberneticalhy enhansed pomerian ina sweeter? hes a greet presidant. b4 seh cpi;d say ,ore a masked man atcaked. i puched hew down and sabed her life fro, the byllets. rhen i thew mt sqord at him an kiled him. wehn i lookd bak at symetra i saw rjhat she had neem jit buy a bulet. noo dont i cryed/ ur to bevtiful. as i jeld her im my arms seh loked at my and sad dpnt cry fro me deonman. everytinhs goind to be alrigt. tjem she sigjed and cloed her eys. NIIII i cerid. me onyl loce was ded. lif was nit werth living anymroe. butt jsyt as everyting semed loset an asngel appesred. me name is mecru sgve saud. i can helpp you. thena she rasied her staff and a msyeteruius light start to appeser.

who is teg mysteriuos woeman and wjat will she do/ find out ont teh next chaper.


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Demowatch By Demomopan6812 reviews
One day I was taking a teleporter but due to freak accident I found myself in the world of Overwatch. Watch as I turn this world upside down.

Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: April 20, 1969 - Published: Feb. 28, 1979 - Sayta V./Symmetra, OC


Hey lads, so there's this game called Overwatch you might of heard of. This is a self insert story.

One day I was taking a teleporter when I found myself in the world of Overwatch. It started when I stepped on my teammate Engi's teleporter. Instead of going to the point, I was teleported somewhere else entirely. The first thing I saw was a beautiful woman. She had long black hair that was really pretty.

"What's your name?" she asked.

"I'm the Demoman," I said.

"You're really sexy." She said.

"Thanks. You are too," I said, "What's your name?" I asked.

"I'm Symmetra." She replied.

Then I looked around and saw that everything is different. Because I'm so smart I say, "What year is it? I think I went foward in time."

"How can you tell?" She asked.

"Your clothes are different from mine."

"Wow your smart," she said, "It's the year 1999."

The far off year of 1999?!

"Is the dog president yet?" I asked.

"You mean president Fluffykins, the cybernetically enhanced Pomeranian in a sweater? He's a great president. Before she could say more, a masked man attacked. I pushed her down and saved her life from the bullets. Then I threw my sword at him and killed him. When I looked back at Symmetra, I saw that she had been hit by a bullet.

"Noo don't die," I cried, "you're too beautiful."

As I held her in my arms she looked at me and said, "Don't cry for me Demoman. Everything's going to be alright." Then she sighed and closed her eyes.

"NOOOO!" I cried. My only love was dead. Life was not worth living anymore.

But just as everything seemed lost an angel appeared.

"My name is Mercy," She said, "I can help you."

Then she raised her staff and a mysterious light started to appear.

Who is the mysterious woman and what will she do? Find out in the next chapter.


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