Cody was finally starting to come to. He opened his eyes and groaned.
"What the hell happened?" he asked.
"I'll give you a hint" Randy sneered. "She's blonde, tattooed, and pissed off."
Cody rolled his eyes. Damn it. She knocked him out…again.
"That stupid bitch" Cody snarled.
"Cody shut the HELL up! I am sick of you always talking shit about the woman I LOVE! What the hell is your problem with her anyway?" Randy snapped.
Cody shot up out of bed and glared at Randy.
"She's completely full of herself, doesn't take anything seriously, is a complete drunk, and she flirts with everyone on the roster! All of those imperfections and everyone STILL loves her!" Cody yelled.
"So THAT'S what your hatred for her is all about….you're jealous of her??"
"I am not jealous of that blonde bimbo!" Cody yelled.
"She's FAR from a bimbo, Rhodes. She has a bachelor's in Computer Science! Do you think if she was a 'bimbo' she'd have a degree in something so fucking complicated??"
Randy stood up and headed towards the door. He was damn sick of Cody and was glad he didn't room with him anymore.
"Doesn't change the fact she's still a slut Randy! Do you really think if you two got together she'd be faithful? She fucked Ted and I know damn well she is going to screw Sydal as soon as she gets the chance!" Cody yelled.
Randy stopped at the door and stomped back over to Cody. He got right in his face too.
"Listen here you punk ass little prick. I told you once and I'll tell you again: shut the HELL up about her! And if you don't, you won't have to worry about her knocking you out…you'll have to worry about ME!!" Randy said as he shoved Cody. Randy then stormed out of Cody's room, slamming the door behind him.
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Amy stood there and let Matt hold her and stroke her hair as she continued to cry. Matt hated to see her like this, but he sure loved holding Amy.
"It's okay Amy. Shhhh it's alright" he whispered.
Amy just continued to cry in Matt's arms.
At that very moment, Randy came back into the room. He didn't say anything but he glared at Matt as he walked by him. Matt shot a glare back at Randy too. If he wasn't comforting the woman I love, I'd kick his sorry short ass Randy told himself. Amy finally managed to calm down about 15 minutes later.
"I'm sorry you had to see all this Matt. This wasn't a very good date" she sniffed.
"Amy it's okay. And trust me, this was a wonderful date. I had a great time with you" he told her.
"Really?"
"Really. And um if you don't mind, I'd like to do it again sometime" he asked her nervously.
Amy wrapped her arms around Matt and hugged him.
"I'd love to" she whispered in his ear.
Matt sighed as she stood there hugging him. What an amazing woman he thought.
"Well um I better head back to my room and sleep. I'll see you sometime tomorrow I hope."
"I'm sure you will. And thanks" she said as she kissed his cheek.
Amy sighed to herself as she closed the door behind the little high flyer. She then heard Ted snickering behind her.
"Shut up Junior."
"No way wifey. You loooooooooove him. You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss him."
Amy walked over and wrapped her arms around Ted's waist. Damn I wouldn't mind tapping Junior's sweet ass right now she told herself. No BAD Amy. BAD. You just had a date with another guy! There will be no tapping of Junior's hot ass!
"I only have eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes…for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Amy sang.
Ted clutched his heart and sighed dreamily.
"Oh wifey. You are SO romantic!"
"Baby I'm priceless!"
Ted looked at her and gave her a playful scowl.
"HEY! That's my line. Get your own!"
"You steal mine all the time, Juniorcakes" she whispered in his ear.
"Wifey stop whispering in my ear or you're going to re-experience the pricelessness!"
Amy let go of Ted, smiled, and headed off towards their shared bedroom.
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Amy groaned as Ted's alarm clock on his cellphone went off the next morning. She rolled over and looked at the alarm clock and it was only 6am. I'm going to kill Junior she thought. I told his dumb ass to fix that shit the last time it woke me up.
"Damn it Junior. Wake your fat ass up and turn off that alarm" she groaned.
"Only if you get in my bed and cuddle with me wifey."
"How is your brain functioning enough to sexually harass me right now, Junior?"
"Comes naturally. Now get your fine ass over here" Ted said as he rubbed the bed.
Amy got up and got in bed right next to Ted. She definitely didn't mind cuddling with Ted. After all, he had been a great friend to her thru all the drama…and he was a damn good lay. Oh and completely hot.
"You're so warm, Junior. You're like a heated blanket" Amy said as she snuggled into Ted.
"You make me warm, wifey."
"Junior shut up."
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"God damn it Junior!!! Get your morning junk away from me!"
"Can't help it wifey. You're hot! Come here" he said as he pulled her closer.
"No Junior. GTFO!"
"I'm trying, but you won't let me wifey!!"
All Amy could do was shake her head and laugh. She rolled over and looked at Junior. Mmm he is delicious looking she thought to herself. Ted opened his eyes and smiled at her. Damn she's smoking hot right now. I want to tap it he thought.
"I can't believe I was actually thinking of getting my own room, Junior."
"I know wifey. Who would I cuddle with? Dave?"
Amy burst into uncontrollable laughter. The thought of those two cuddling was hilarious!
"Oh man. I would die if I walked in and saw that!"
"Never going to happen. You're the only one I want to snuggle with in the morning, even though your morning breath is DISGUSTING" Ted said as he fanned his face.
"That's it. Come here Junior" Amy said as she grabbed the back of Ted's neck and pulled him towards her for a 'morning smooch.' Ted got a huge smile on his face when she pulled back.
"I guess it's not so bad" he smirked.
"You're so shallow Junior."
Amy sighed as she snuggled into Ted's chest and drifted back to sleep. He sighed as he rested his chin on top of her head and fell back asleep too. This is my favorite part of the day Ted thought to himself.
They were woken up a few hours later by Dave shaking them.
"Get up dorks. Time to eat" Dave told them.
"Go away bestie. I'm having my Junior time" Amy groaned.
"Amy get your gorgeous ass up. It's time for breakfast and then all four of us need to hit the gym" Dave demanded.
"I hate you bestie" Amy sneered.
"You say that every morning" Dave chuckled.
"If you weren't my best friend, I'd punch you" Amy said as she got up.
"You say that every morning too" Dave laughed.
Amy got up and stretched and then held her hand out to Ted to help him up.
"Come on Junior. Let's go" Amy ordered.
Dave, Amy, and Junior walked out into the livingroom and made their way towards the table, where breakfast was already waiting for them. Randy sighed to himself when he saw her. God she looks more and more amazing everyday he told himself. I love her.
"Morning you two" Randy said.
"Morning" Amy and Ted told him in unison. They looked at each other and laughed.
All four of them sat there quietly eating their breakfast. Randy kept looking up at Amy, though. It killed him to see her looking so good. It really killed him to see how close her and Ted were becoming.
"So wifey. Hanging out with the high flyer today?" Ted snickered.
"If I see him, hell yeah I'm going to" she replied enthusiastically. "That guy is so hot and so sweet!"
Randy went back to eating his breakfast. I know I'm better looking than that punk he thought to himself.
"Wifey you're shallow!"
"Oh please Junior. You practically pant everytime Melina walks by you! And I'M the shallow one?"
"I can't help it wifey. She's a fly honey! Not as fly as you of course" Ted smiled.
"And I can speak from personal experience when I say she is GREAT in bed" Dave said proudly.
"Oh good lord" Amy groaned as she rolled her eyes. "here goes bestie again, telling us about his conquests on the roster!"
Ted, Dave, and Amy shared a good laugh. Randy just sat there quietly and continued to finish his breakfast.
"Alright I'm going to change and then we'll go" Amy said.
"Need some help getting undressed wifey?" Ted purred.
"Uh how about NO Junior?"
Amy came out about 10 minutes later, dressed in some really short black workout shorts and a tight black wifebeater. Ted gasped when he saw his wifey.
"Oh baby! You're giving me a workout already!" Junior proclaimed.
"Shut the fuck up Junior."
"Wifey you're going to break some hearts down in that gym!"
"I break hearts everyday I walk out the door Junior!"
