The four of them were downstairs working out in the hotel gym. Ted and Amy were jogging on the treadmills, while Dave and Randy were lifting weights.
"Ooo wifey. I like watching you run."
"Damn it Junior. Stop staring at my boobs!"
"Then stop wearing wifebeaters, wifey!"
"No Junior. Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to build up my stamina."
"Oh trust me wifey. Your stamina is DAMN good."
Amy looked at Ted, scoffed, and rolled her eyes.
"You're terrible Junior. I don't know why the hell I adore you so much."
"Because I'm priceless! BABY I'M PRICELESSSSSSSSSSS!!" Ted sang loudly.
Amy just shook her head and laughed.
"I love ya Junior."
"I love ya too wifey."
Randy glared across the gym at the sight of Amy and Ted laughing together. Dave took notice and stopped lifting weights.
"Randy. Don't even think about it" Dave grumbled.
"I'm not thinking about anything Dave" Randy sneered. Except about killing Ted he thought to himself.
"You're the idiot who still won't tell her how you feel about her. You have no one to blame but yourself Orton. And besides, there's nothing going on with her and Ted. They're just very good friends" Dave stated.
"Yeah good friends who screwed each other" Randy sighed.
"Oh for the love of christ Randy. You need to get over it. You're the one who broke her heart" Dave told him.
Randy sighed as he watched Amy and Ted laugh together. He knew her walking in and seeing Tiffany hurt her. He had just never realized how much. But suddenly he saw red…because Matt Sydal had just walked into the gym. Randy clenched his fists together and got a scowl on his face.
"Easy tiger. Be nice to the kid" Dave ordered. "He never did anything to you."
"Yeah except try to steal my love" Randy sneered.
"She ain't yours Randy. She doesn't belong to anyone."
Randy went back to working out, lifting the weights even harder than before. He grunted and screamed like Conan the Barbarian as he lifted weights. He was so pissed off.
"Damn Junior. Look at Randy! He looks possessed" Amy pointed out.
"Geez what's gotten into….Ohhh I see!"
"What Junior?"
"Look who walked in, wifey!"
Amy turned around and saw Matt running on one of the treadmills. He turned and smiled at her and she shot a smile back at him…A BIG SMILE. Once again, Matt sighed and looked like he was melting.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaamn wifey. That kid is crazy about you. Everytime you smile at him, he melts!"
"Baby I'm priceless" Amy said as she posed just like Ted did on TV. He couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh wifey" Ted said as he pulled her to him. "You're silly. I lub you."
"I lub you too Juniorcakes. Now GTFO!"
Ted pulled her closer and smirked at her.
"I'm still trying wifeycakes. How about tonight?" he growled.
"No way Junior. I'm going to be busy."
"Yeah…getting BUSY with me wifey!"
Amy looked at Ted and lifted her eyebrows as she smiled at him.
"Clever Junior. Clever. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get my pimp on."
Amy grabbed her water bottle, towel, and headed towards Matt. She was going to ask him to go on a date with her tonight. Maybe I'll give that little high flyer a smooch Amy thought to herself. He's so hot! Alright here we go. Missiles set to fire. Locked and loaded baby!
Matt's heart was racing a million miles an hour because Amy was fast approaching him. She looked like she was on a mission.
"Hi Matt. How are you?"
"Much better now that I see you Amy." Amy giggled when he said that to her. He was still pretty shy around her but he was getting more flirtatious.
"So Matt. How about we go out tonight?" Amy said confidently. She knew he'd say yes to her. No man could resist her ravishing grimness according to herself…and Ted.
"I'd love to Amy. I'll pick you up around 8 tonight."
Amy walked up and wrapped her arms around Matt. She could feel his heart beat faster and faster. Man I bet if I kiss this guy, his poor little heart will explode she thought to herself. I better save it for later.
"Great. See ya later, you sexy little high flyer" she whispered in his ear. She then let out her now trademark growl. Matt started to feel lightheaded because of it. I need to kiss this girl tonight he thought to himself. I just hope I can find the courage!
Amy walked back over to her pal Ted and chuckled.
"Damn wifey. That didn't take long at all. You're a smooth operator!"
"Duh Junior. Dude I thought his heart was going to explode when I hugged him. Seriously!"
"My heart explodes everytime I look at you, wifey. Along with other things…" he smirked as he walked up and wrapped his arms around her.
"God damn it Junior! G-T-F-O!"
"I'm trying but you're resisting! Just give in wifeycakes. I'm priceless!"
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A few hours later, Amy was getting ready for her 2nd date with Matt. She decided on a girlie band shirt, her bullet belt, and her black Dickies pants with her black boots tucked into them.
"Damn wifey! I can't decide if you look really hot…or really intimidating!"
"Have you not seen my ass in these pants Junior? Look" Amy said as she turned around. It was a rather pleasant view indeed. Damn she's got an ass I could bounce a quarter off of and legs that don't stop Ted thought to himself.
"Stay here with me wifey" Ted smirked. "You look way too hot to be going out with Matt. You should stay here and get NEKKID!"
"No Junior" Amy scoffed as she rolled her eyes. "I will not be getting naked with you tonight."
"Come on wifey. GET GET GET NAKED!" Ted sang.
Amy started to laugh uncontrollably as she headed for the bathroom. "Must you bust out with the rap crap? That's not exactly motivating me to stay with you."
Amy happened to glance at her watch and noticed it was 7:50! Oh god I need to finish my makeup QUICK Amy thought.
"Junior do me a favor. Matt will be here soon. Go out and chat with him so he's not alone with Randy" Amy said.
"You got it wifey."
"I love you Junior" Amy shouted.
"Love you too wifey."
Just then Ted's phone rang. He looked at the caller ID and was very happy to say the least.
"Hey dad. How are you?"
"Just fine son. Listen. I'm coming back on the road Monday. What do you think?"
"That's great dad. I can't wait til you meet Amy. You'll love her."
"I know I will, son. You talk about her all the damn time."
"I do not dad."
"Yes you do, son. You're always telling me how 'wifey said this wifey said that.' You like her don't you Theodore?"
"Of course I do. Anyway dad I gotta go right now. I've gotta keep Amy's date away from Randy."
"That boy still hasn't told her how he feels yet? What the hell is he waiting for?"
"I dunno dad. Anyway I gotta jet. Give mom my love. Love ya."
"Love ya too. Bye son."
Right when he hung up the phone, there was a knock on the door. Ted scurried over to answer it and saw a very smiley Matt on the other side of the door. Man this kid is awfully happy Ted thought.
"Hi Ted. How are you?"
"Fine Matt. Come on in. Wifey is finishing her makeup."
"She really doesn't need it you know."
"She thinks she does. She said it brings out her eyes. She's right ya know."
"Yeah she has some gorgeous eyes, Ted."
Right then, Randy came out of his room with a glare plastered on his face. There's the jerk stealing my woman…MY AMY Randy thought. I should just kick his short ass right now.
Amy emerged from the bedroom a few short minutes later. Matt let out a gasp when he saw her. Wow she's in full blown metal mode Matt thought. She's the sexiest damn metalhead I've ever seen! Randy was about to die when he saw her too. No woman pulled off black clothes like she did.
"Ready Matt?"
"Sure Amy."
"Bye guys. I'll be back later. Oh Dave said he's out with Barbi tonight, Randy, so don't expect him to come back."
"Ah ok. Thanks Amy."
"Hey wifey! My dad is coming back on the road starting Monday!" Ted told her.
"That's great Junior! I'll see ya later!"
Amy smiled as she headed out the door with Matt. This is going to be a great date Amy thought. They went to the elevator and headed down to the lobby. It stopped at the 3rd floor and Amy's best friend entered with Barbi. She's a nice girl Amy thought. I hope she can tame my player best friend.
"Bestiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie" Amy squealed as she hugged Dave.
"Hey bestie. Hey Matt. Off for your date?" Dave questioned.
"Yes we are" Matt beamed.
"Hey Barb! How are ya?" Amy said as she hugged the tiny diva.
"Just fine Amy! How are you?"
"I am rad fucking tacular right now. Oh bestie. Ted Senior is coming back on the road starting Monday!"
"That's great bestie. I love that guy. He's awesome!"
"I can't wait to meet the 'Million Dollar Man'! This is gonna be so rad!"
The elevator dinged and the four of them got off and headed out thru the lobby. They said their goodbyes and went their separate ways.
"So Matt. Where are we going?"
"Outback" Matt smiled. "I haven't been there in weeks."
"Oh my god. I love you" Amy gushed. "Quickest way to my heart is thru my stomach."
Matt smiled and laughed. I hope I can get her heart he thought to himself. She's everything I've ever wanted. He knew he didn't have to worry about Ted. It was Randy that concerned him. Randy glared at him every chance he got, especially if he was anywhere near Amy.
Amy and Matt were having a wonderful time on their date at Outback a little while later. It didn't take long for Amy to decide what she wanted either.
"We'll take a plate of cheese fries for our appetizer and I'll have a Jack and Coke to drink" Amy told the waitress.
"I'll have a Coke" Matt said.
The fries showed up a little while later and the waitress took the rest of their order.
"One time" Amy said as she shoved fries in her mouth "Me and my ex boyfriend finished a whole plate of these together."
"Wow! You really do have an appetite! That's pretty sexy that you don't worry about calories or anything like that."
Amy looked across the table and smirked at Matt. She smirks just like Ted Matt thought.
"Eh the way I figure it, I can just work it off in the gym" Amy chuckled.
"Sooo you and Ted seem like you're getting close" Matt said nervously.
Amy looked at Matt like he was nuts. She had a feeling she knew what he meant by 'close.'
"Junior is one of my best friends. Yeah we flirt with each other like mad, but honestly he's just my friend. I love the hell out of that guy. If anyone messed with him though, I'd stomp a mudhole in their ass and walk it dry!"
Matt looked across the table and smiled at Amy as he laughed. She is pretty funny and honest. I like that he thought to himself.
"Settle down Stone Cold. We don't need you stunning people in here" Matt chuckled.
"I AM stunning. Actually I'm simply…priceless! And so very ravishing!"
"You're pretty confident in yourself Amy" he smiled.
"It's hard not to be when you look like THIS" Amy smirked as she posed like her pal Ted. There's that damn Ted smirk again and she even threw in his pose Matt thought.
All Matt could do was smile at her. She was beautiful and hilarious. He hoped he could win her over. He wasn't cocky or arrogant like Ted, but he was polite and shy which Amy apparently liked very much.
"Soooo Amy. What's your favorite type of guy?" Matt asked nervously.
Amy gave Matt her arrogant 'Junior smirk' and chuckled.
"Hot."
"Oh very descriptive Amy. And totally not shallow" Matt smiled.
"I'm as deep as a puddle, baby! Nah but honestly, I like nice guys. Then again I kinda like arrogant assholes too. Arrogant assholes are better friends than lovers though" she snickered.
"Ah so that's why you and Ted are so tight. You're both arrogant. I see it now!" Matt laughed. "You two seem to…complete each other…in a very strange way. He never smiled or laughed this much before you came around."
Amy's phone started playing "Priceless", signifying that her Junior was calling her. "Speak of the devil…" Amy laughed. "Hello?"
"Hi wifey! I miss you."
"I know Junior. What the hell do you want? I just busy."
"Bring me a bottle of Jack pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
"Oh god. You know I can't say no to your stupid ass when you beg. FINE. I'll bring you back a bottle."
"Wifey I love you. Marry me."
"No Junior. I'm not marrying you. I'll never be that desperate."
"Bitch."
"Asshole."
"Skank."
"Fucktard."
"I love you wifey."
"I love you too Junior." Amy smiled as she hung up the phone. She simply chuckled and rolled her eyes.
"What did he want?" Matt asked.
"For me to bring him a bottle of Jack. He's such an idiot. Apparently he can't use his fat ass legs and walk to the store to get it himself."
"Oh. Why doesn't he take your rental car?"
"Bestie took it for his date with Barbi" Amy said in a singsong voice. "He better bring that damn car back tonight or I'll Batista Bomb his ass."
Matt smiled across the table at Amy. He was really starting to like her…a lot.
