A few hours later they were back at the hotel. Amy had a bottle of Jack in her hand for her pal Junior.
"So Matt. Would you care to join me and Junior in our drinking adventure?" Amy laughed.
"Um sure Amy. Sounds like fun." Matt couldn't help but think he may end up being a third wheel with Ted and Amy. They have so much chemistry he thought. How am I going to even be able to get a word in edge wise with Ted flirting his ass off with her? Oh well. At least I'll get to spend time with her.
Amy and Matt made their way up to Amy's room and slid the keycard in the door.
"Lucy! I'm home!" Amy called.
Ted came jogging out of the room, wrapped his arms around Amy, and lifted her up into a big hug.
"I missed you wifeycakes."
"Put me down you idiot. I have your precious booze. So let's commence the drinking."
"Wifey" Ted said as he got down on his knee. "I love you! Marry me!" Ted proclaimed. He even got a plastic ring out and slipped it on Amy's finger.
"Oh my god Junior. You're so dumb. And if you think I'd marry you after you give me this plastic bullshit, you're on drugs!"
Ted stood up and chuckled.
"Wifey I'm simply…priceless!"
"No you're simply….STUPID!"
"Ho bag."
"Butthole."
"Skank."
"Oh my Teddy Bear. My precious TJ. MY JUNIORCAKES!!"
"Ok if you ever call me those first two names again, wifey, I'll smack you!"
"TEDDY BEAR…TJ!!"
"Ok….LOU DOGG."
……………..
"Asshole. I hate you so hard."
Matt just stood there smiling away. This is actually pretty hilarious he thought to himself. Then like a buzzkill, Randy came out of his room with a glare plastered on his face. He looked right at Matt and narrowed his eyes down to slits.
"Hello Sydal" Randy sneered.
"Hello Orton" Matt sneered back.
Amy looked at Junior with wide, pleading eyes. Ted read her mind. After all, he was her Juniorcakes.
"Uh Randy! Hi! We were just about to start drinking! Why don't you join us?" Ted asked. He knew drinking would put Randy in a better mood. Hell if he got drunk enough, he just might be nice to Matt. Maybe.
Randy looked over at Ted and shrugged. "Sure Junior. I guess."
"HEY! Only wifeycakes is allowed to call me Junior!"
"Are you forgetting that I've known you longer Ted?"
"No, but I don't want to marry you, Orton" Ted chuckled.
Amy went over and opened the bottle while Ted and Randy continued to banter. Matt came over and stood right next to her. He wanted to kiss her so bad, but he knew he couldn't do it in front of Orton and DiBiase. Orton would try to attack him and Matt was pretty sure Ted would wolf whistle the entire time.
"Soooo do we need to go get some soda?" Matt asked. Please say yes so we can be alone and I can kiss you he thought.
"Nah we're good. Junior and I always have a steady supply of Pepsi."
DAMN Matt thought. There goes that.
"Ah. Addicted to the Pepsi huh?" Matt chuckled.
"Yup. It's one of the many things Junior and I have in common, besides being completely arrogant and sexy."
"Did you just say I was arrogant wifey?" Ted asked over his shoulder.
"And sexy" Amy grinned.
"I love you. Carry on, wifey."
Amy turned back to Matt and smiled at him. I'm getting this kid drunk tonight she thought.
"Alright boys. Time to drink. I'll pour."
"Oh hell no wifey" Ted said as he got up. "Last time you poured, we were hungover for 2 days!!"
"Juniooooooooooooor" Amy whined. "That was because we drank half of one of those BIG bottles of Jack. This is a baby one. Let me pour you stubborn ass."
"No wifey."
"Junior. Don't make me growl in your ear."
Amy could tell by the look on Ted's face that she had won the battle. The growl always worked on Ted. Always. Most of the time, she didn't even have to do it. Her growl made him weak in the knees.
"Damn bitch" Ted muttered. "Someday I'll find your weakness."
"Will not, jackass."
Over the next few hours, the four of them got drunker and drunker. They had even stopped in the middle of their drinking to go get MORE JD from the store down the street. They stumbled down in their drunken state and got a huge bottle, too. The four of them were in hysterics in the room.
"Ok ok ok. So since we're drunk, why not a little drunken Truth or Dare?" Amy slurred.
"Sounds good to me. You're first wifey. Truth or dare?"
"Ummm DARE Juniorcakes."
"I dare you to….RUN AROUND THE ROOM SHIRTLESS! AND TAKE THAT DAMN BRA OFF!" He looked over at Randy and Matt, who had HUGE smiles on their faces. They were ready to give him the "Man of the Year" award for this.
Amy said nothing as she stood up, took off her shirt…and then (very sexily) took off her bra. Matt's eyes were so big, Ted swore they were about to fall out of his head. Randy just looked at Amy and bit his lip. DAMN I MISS THOSE he thought. Amy proceeded to run around the room, flailing her arms in the air while she screamed. Ted almost fell over from laughing to hard. She calmly came back over, put her clothes back on, and sat down with a smile on her face.
"Wifey you're priceless! I'm so filming you" Ted said as he got out his camera.
"I know I know. I'M WORTH MORE…THAN YOU COULD KNOOOOOOOOW…'CAUSE ALL YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU SEE…YOU'RE ALL BLIND TO WHO I AM….AND ALL YOU SEE IS A MYSTERY… 'CAUSE I'M PRICELESS. JUNIOR I'M PRICELESSSSSSSSS….PRICELESS" Amy sang passionately.
Randy, Ted, and Matt all burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"Oh my god wifey. That was awesome! You sang my theme song. We're so meant to be" Ted slurred.
"I can sing Randy's too ya know" Amy slurred.
"Do it wifey. I'm recording you" Ted giggled.
"Fine! Put his music on then, idiot."
Ted went over, got his I-pod out and hooked it up to his speakers. He had a strange habit of downloading and listening to his (and his friends) entrance songs.
"I hear voices in
my head
They come to me
They understand
They talk to me
You got your rules and your religion all designed to keep you
safe.
But when rules start getting broken you start questioning
your faith.
I have a voice that is my savior,
Hates to love
and Loves to hate.
I have a voice that has knowledge and the
power to rule your fate.
I hear voices cryin
I see heroes
dyin
I taste blood thats dryin
I feel tension risin
I hear voices in my
head
They come to me
They understand
They talk to me,They
talk to me
They tell me things, that I will do
They show me
things I'll do to you.
They talk to me..."
"Damn wifey! You got a set of pipes on you. Lillian better watch her back." Ted chuckled.
"Nah I can't sing like her...I'm…metaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal" Amy screeched in her best Rob Halford voice.
"Amy you're hilarious" Matt chimed in. He glanced down at his watch and noticed the time. "Shit it's late. I better head back to my room. You guys are a terrible influence on me!"
"WE'RE PRICELESS….I TELL YOU WE'RE PRICELESS!" Amy and Ted sang in unison.
"Oh good lord" Randy grumbled. These two were bad enough when they were sober, but when they were drunk it was like they were the same god damn person.
Amy stood up and walked Matt over to the door. I still haven't kissed her damnit he thought.
"See you tomorrow?" Matt asked her nervously.
"You know it, hottie high flyer" she growled.
"Now that's a nickname. See ya gorgeous" Matt said as he walked out the door.
Amy turned back around with a huge smile on her face. Ted lifted his eyebrows and grinned back at her.
"Damn wifey! You're the pimp master!"
"I know Junior! I know! That guy cannot possibly resist my ravishing grimness. Hell. No man on this entire planet can" she said arrogantly.
"Wifey I'm going to bed. I'm so drunk!"
"Ok Junior. I'll be in soon."
Ted smiled at her and kissed her on the cheek as he got up. He went into the room and closed the door.
"Soooo…" Randy said as he scooted closer to her. "We haven't talked much lately."
"I'm sorry Randy" she whispered. "Do you think we can be friends again?"
Being friends with her is better than nothing he told himself. I can use the friend angle and get back in with her again. God I love her. Why can't she see that? I love her so much and it kills me to see her with Matt. Matt…I hate that kid! Why the hell was I so nice to him?
"Randy? Hello?"
Oh yeah…her.
"Sorry I spaced out. Of course I want to be friends with you again Amy."
She looked at Randy with that smile. She hasn't given him that smile since they were…ya know. I love that smile he thought. And her.
"I'm glad. Well I'm going to go pass out drunk with Junior" she said as she stood up. She was walking away when she stopped, turned around, and hugged Randy. He wasn't expecting it to say the least, but he loved it. He could smell her again. That scent of hers was intoxicating and drove him insane. He wanted to kiss her so bad, but something told him not yet. "Good night Randy" she whispered in his ear.
"Night Amy."
Damn her. She got me excited and all she did was hug me and whisper in my ear he thought.
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"My juniorcakes" Amy said as she climbed in bed next to Ted.
"My wifeycakes" Ted said as he wrapped his arms around her.
*BURP*
"Damn it wifey. In my face AGAIN? You're such an asshole!"
"What have I told you? Men are assholes and women are bitches."
Ted opened his eyes, looked down at her, and smiled. "You're lucky I love your stupid drunk ass."
"And you're lucky I love your priceless ass" she snickered. "By the way…I noticed on tv the other night that you got a lot of JUNK in that TRUNK!"
"I do not" he whined.
"Ohhh yes you do. I like big butts and I cannot lie" she rapped.
"One of these days wifey…."
"Junior you act like I should be terrified of your fat ass!"
"You're such a bitch, wifey."
"And you're an asshole Juniorcakes."
"I love you wifey" Ted said as he snuggled into her.
"I love you too, fat ass."
"Bitch."
"Asshole."
Summary: I thought I'd throw in a chapter with pretty much no drama and a lot of fun! And of course Amy and Randy finally making up and becoming friends again! Tell me what you guys think! Thanks to my repeat reviewers once again! You guys are rad! I think this story may be winding down…BUT….I am thinking of a sequel! I hope you guys will stick with me. :D
