TFR Prompt #5: "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong".
Characters: Peter Parker, Steve Rogers.
Peter was having one of those days. You know, the ones where you're pretty much brain-dead and sarcastic as hell. Except today Peter was training with The Captain. The American one.
"That was really good Peter, but you cut it close while dodging my shield. It nearly took your head off, and I don't think that either of us want that," Steve said with his golden boy smile.
"Well, I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Steve asked, genuinely confused.
"I would agree with you, but then I'd be lying because I really do want my head chopped off, 'cause, ya' know, death. Or maybe my head would regenerate, which would still be pretty cool," Peter explained in a deadpan voice as he packed up his stuff. Peter's deadpan sarcasm and gen-Z humor flew right over Steve Roger's little blond head, leaving him concerned for Peter's well-being.
