"Hey wifey. Why don't you request that song you were telling me about?" Ted asked. "We could dance to it!"

Amy just looked at Junior and laughed. "Alright fat ass. I'll be right back." Amy stood up and headed over to the DJ. He didn't have her song so Amy pulled out her I-pod from her purse and he uploaded it to his. Amy thanked him and headed back over to the table. The whole bar was filled with the collective moaning that was the intro to 'Pleasure Slave.'

"Come on Junior" Amy said as she held out her hand. "Let's go."

"How am I supposed to dance to this wifey?" Ted wondered. "It's all slow!"

"Trust me Junior" Amy said with a sly smile. Amy and Ted linked arms and headed off to the dance floor. Everyone watched on as Amy and Junior danced together, a little too close and sexy for both Matt and Randy's liking.

Chris got out his video camera and started filming the pure comedic gold. They all laughed as Amy sang her favorite part of the song to her number two:

"Your body belongs to me!

*whistle*

WOMAN!

Come here!

Remove your garments!

Kneel before me!

Please me

WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Chris burst into uncontrollable laughter. Blondie is crazy he thought to himself. Ted would totally remove his garments for her in a hot second! Hmm why do both Randy AND Matt look like they are about to murder Ted in his sleep? Uh oh. Blondie's got TWO…no make that THREE…men in love with her. I don't see this ending well!

Amy and Ted linked arms and headed back to the table where their friends were. Ted looked like he had just won the million dollar prize on the Big Spin. Shit I'd be that happy if Amy was grinding on me like that too Matt thought to himself. That was some seriously sexy dancing!

"Damn blondie! Did you used to be a stripper or something?" Chris asked.

"No you jackass. I just know how to dance I guess" Amy said with a shrug.

"You sure do wifey" Ted said as he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at Amy. "Especially when you're NEKKID!"

"Oh god. Shut up Junior" Amy said as she sat back down, with Ted sitting right next to her. "Is that all you can think about when you look at me?"

"Yes" Ted replied with a smirk. "You should just….REMOVE YOUR GARMENTS!"

"And kneel before you?" Amy laughed.

"Ohhh yes indeedy do! But not right now. Save it for later, wifey. I don't want everyone to see you NEKKID. YOUR BODY BELONGS TO ME!"

Amy burst into an almost uncontrollable fit of laughter. Her face even started turning red and she pounded her fists on the table too.

"I KNEW I'd regret introducing you to that song" Amy got out between laughs. "More drinks boys?" They all looked at her and nodded. "Okay then. I'll be right back." Amy stood up and headed for the bar. Matt got up and followed behind her. He really wanted to talk to her away from the guys.

"Hey Amy" Matt smiled shyly.

"Hey Matt" Amy smiled brightly. "Can I get another round of Guinness for that table and two Jack and Cokes please?" Amy asked the bartender. He nodded at her and starting pouring the Jack and Cokes. The man informed her that the beers would be over in a minute, but Amy took the Jack and Cokes and started heading back to the table when Matt gently grabbed her arm.

"Um can I talk to you before we head back?" Matt asked nervously.

"Sure Matt" Amy said as she sat back down on the bar stool. "What's up?"

"Well" Matt said as he rubbed his neck. "I just want to tell that no matter who you decide is best for you, whether it's me, Orton, or Ted, I'll be your friend no matter what. I really care about you Amy and I think you're a great person. And you know…you're beautiful. Everytime I look at you my heart stops. I just…well you mean a lot to me Amy."

Amy looked at Matt and sighed dreamily at him. She's never done that Matt thought to himself. At least not because of me!

"Wow Matt. That was really sweet and nice to hear. Thank you" Amy said as she pulled Matt into a hug. "But I just want to clarify…AGAIN…that there is nothing going on with me and Junior. He's my numero dos."

"Amy" Matt said as he pulled back from the hug. "Ted loves you. He's IN LOVE with you. I can see it in his eyes. Everyone can."

"He is not, Matt" Amy grunted, almost annoyed. "My Juniorcakes does love me…but he's not IN LOVE with me."

"Okay Amy" Matt said holding up his hands in surrender. "You know him better than I do."

Amy smiled at Matt and they headed back to the table. Amy handed Ted his drink and he smiled warmly at her, gesturing with his hand for her to sit down. Amy let out a giggle which turned into a gasp when Ted pulled her into his lap.

"Oh baby" Ted exclaimed. "You tripped and fell into my lap. You're so clumsy!"

Amy didn't even bother to try and get up. She knew he wouldn't let her so Amy made herself comfortable on Ted's lap. Ted instinctively wrapped his arms around her waist and Amy leaned her head back on his chest.

"Damn wifey. You've got a small ass waist, but some SERIOUS child bearing hips" Ted exclaimed. "Why don't we practice making a baby?"

"No Junior. No babies" Amy stated as she stuck her tongue out at him. Ted actually tried to bite it, but Amy quickly put her tongue backing her mouth. "Too slow Juniorkins!"

"WOMAN! COME HERE!" Ted demanded.

"I AM here, you idiot" Amy laughed.

"Oh yeah" Ted said. "Well uhhh remove your garments?"

"No Junior."

"Please wifey?"

"No."

Amy and Ted looked at each other and started laughing together as they drank their Jack and Cokes. This night is perfect Amy thought. No drama for once! Thank god.

Summary: Sorry I haven't updated lately! I have finals and me and my bf broke up. :/ Anyway after next week, I will be back to updating daily or at the very least every other day! Thanks for sticking with me!